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Hello fellow Astronomers,

My name is Carl, and I wonder about every single one of the stars. All of them are big, wonderful, bodies of gas who spend every second of their day giving off heat and light. The stars are everything wonderful in the Cosmos. Honestly, have any of you ever stood outside and stare into the sky? I mean, it's just such an overwhelming sight, but the galaxies take it to a whole new level. It's an even more amazing sight than the stars themselves.

Don't be afraid. The Cosmos are our future. We just have to stop this fighting before we destroy ourselves. The Cosmos is full of "star-stuff", and we're all made up of it. What part of the Cosmos do you like, other than the galaxies, stars, and "glorious dawns"? The Cosmos is our future home, and living there is going to be a very real heaven. (I was just gazing up at the Cosmos; sky was SO cash). You should all go outside and stare up at the billions and billions of stars. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and the Cosmos.

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Hey Scientists,

My name is Carl Sagan, and I love every single one of you. All of you are complex, intelligent carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day helping humanity. You are everything good in this world. Honestly, have you ever even gotten an insult? I mean, I guess it's fun inspiring people with images of the cosmos, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even better than Voyager taking close-up pictures of Jupiter and the Jovian satellites.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best speech. I'm pretty much stoned. I was the guy that hypothesized that Venus is actually a greenhouse hell world, and have a massive fanbase due to Cosmos. What ways do you popularize science, other than "inspiring future generations and normal folk to realize humanity's true potential"? I also held the Pioneer plaque, and have a banging co-producer (She just adored me; Shit was SO cash).
You are all wonderful people who should just go do science. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my bitch

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>> No.2415677

I laff'd.

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>> No.2415686

>>2415679
I like how you /sci/entists (Faggots) always use FMEALE reaction images, you homos.

>> No.2415692

>>2415591
imokaywiththis.jpg

>> No.2415694

>>2415686
>implying we all won't be females in the future.

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>>2415686

>Four reaction pictures
>One is female
>mfw

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>>2415686
Why you do this?

You obviously don't belong here. All you are doing is getting us tired of people like you.

No pussy for you.