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Sup /sci/.

I am going to centrifuge this bacon at 35,000x gravity.

>> No.2411516
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cool. post results.

>> No.2411521

OH YES
I am eagerly awaiting the results of your experiment involving bacon and a 100,000 dollar centrifuge.

>> No.2411528
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I was reading the Analects of Confucius, and I said to myself, "Hey Samefag - You have this bacon. You have a centrifuge. What the fuck are you doing not centrifuging bacon?"

Also, I found a potato, because what breakfast is complete without hashbrowns?
(Not shown - autoclave cooking the potato)

>> No.2411540
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I put them in the tube, and I sealed it shut.
Bringing back breakfast in a big way.

Maximum breakfast.

>> No.2411542

You cooked the potato in the autoclave? LOL

>> No.2411543

Get that bitch in the centrifuge already

>> No.2411547
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Into the machine with you.

>> No.2411555

>>2411540
inb4 maximum injury

>> No.2411566

I'll lol as fuck if you brake it and get fired.

>> No.2411567

>>2411547
What are you doing with this equipment? I'm jealous

>> No.2411569

This thread has nowhere to go but up.

>> No.2411572

>>2411567
PhD students get instrument access.

We're usually responsible.

>> No.2411573

I took a look at the UV spectrum of coffee the other day. It seemed most of the components absorbed stronger than caffeine.

>> No.2411575

>>2411572
>usually

lol

>> No.2411579
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mfw

>> No.2411583

>>2411572
*usually

>> No.2411591
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>> No.2411600

I am so fucking excited, I wish I was there to see this glorious thing happen, OP.

>> No.2411603

>>2411511
Did you figure out what made it disappointing last time?

>> No.2411605

>>2411579

>> No.2411609

>>2411603
Yes. Mostly fatty bacon. It became a shitty pellet and a lot of fatty goop.
Worthless breakfast.

This is less crunchy and more lean.

>> No.2411610

How long until it's done?

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>>2411609
Trips

>> No.2411618

>>2411610
Soon.

>> No.2411661
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2411661

The bacon is resilient.

I eat it, and taste the soul of science itself.

This was a good day.

Potato tastes like shit though.

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>> No.2411693

I hope you didn't eat that/don't use that centrifuge for e. coli.

>> No.2411697

>>2411661
You're awesome.

I'm letting you know that in case your awesomeness has made you numb to your awesomeness.

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>>2411661

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>>2411661

>> No.2411718
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>>2411661
There are no words...

>> No.2411719
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Today, we have done a science. And it was good.

>> No.2411723
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This made my day. Thank you.

>> No.2411724

>>2411661
God-tier.

>> No.2411725

>>2411661
Be careful, there may be residual gravitons in your bacon that make you weigh more.

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>>2411661
AESUMM!

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>>2411661

>> No.2411745

>>2411661

Is it cooked?

That looks like pretty shit bacon. You suck.

>> No.2411763

uhmm, no control samples?

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>>2411661
> I eat it, and taste the soul of science itself.
glorious

>> No.2411770

OP, does intensifying the gravity intensify the flavor?

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>>2411661

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>>2411770
Yes.
>>2411763
Do you think I centrifuged ALL the bacon? I can't wait 15 minutes while bacon is centrifuging without eating bacon.

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>>2411511

>mfw I have the Analects in my Kindle

>> No.2411800

>>2411791
Kindles don't have the musty smell of old books. You can't have a shelf full of leather-bound kindles.

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>>2411800

>You can't have a shelf full of leather-bound kindles.

>> No.2411814

>>2411800

You can get leather Kindle cases...

>> No.2411815

>>2411800
that, and unless you know the exact page number, it is a pain in the motherfucking ass to look for something.

>> No.2411817

>>2411815

>implying it doesn't have a glorious search function

>> No.2411820
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>>2411661
This is the greatest thing.

>> No.2411821

>>2411800
>leather-bound kindles.

OOOooo, -kinky-.

>> No.2411825
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Yes you can. But true men don't use dainty pieces of technology shit. If the kindle weighed 10 lb, and was powered by manlyness, they we might be able to talk.

>> No.2411827

>>2411817
>implying it works if you don't know the exact wording.

>> No.2411829
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>>2411811
>you can't spitshine velcro sneakers.

>> No.2411830

>>2411827

>implying my memory is shit like yous

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>>2411661

>> No.2411848

>>2411830
>personal attack=automatic loss
i though /sci/ was better than that.

ps i have a kindle and love it to pieces .

>> No.2411851

>>2411830
First sentence on page 527 of "War & Peace" is?

>> No.2411853

>>2411848

I wasn't sure who was trolling who so I gave up.

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>>2411661

>> No.2411905
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>>2411661

>> No.2411930

Our experiments are best experiments. This has inspired me like no other.

>> No.2411941

should have blended it first and made a gradient.

>> No.2411954

That bacon looks unaffected.

I was expecting it to condense into a solid wafer of pure baconanium. You must add MORE POWER OP.

Do it at 100,000x gravity.

>> No.2411967
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>>2411941
>bacon CsCl gradient
>isolate bacon flavor band
mfw

>> No.2411974

>>2411941
THIS THIS THIS!

>> No.2411979

Next we must evaporate and condense bacon. Such a glorious invention would surely please the gods.

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>>2411954
>I was expecting it to condense into a solid wafer of pure baconanium.
That's what I was expecting too. But, in science, you have to put aside your preconceptions and eat bacon.

>> No.2412008

Why isn't this thread archived yet?

Also, this certainly was a glorious day for science. Can't wait to get to the university, then I'll have access to a lot of equipment too.

Me jelly.

>> No.2412030

>>2412008
I just made a request, and there are only 3 at this moment

go /sci/!

>> No.2412033

get in here before i archive this

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>>2411661

>> No.2412070

here's the archive link :P http://www (dot) megaupload (dot) com/?d=GDVSRF18

>> No.2412077

SCIENCE!

>> No.2412104
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>>2411661
Dude

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>>2411528
>autoclave cooking the potato

>> No.2412119

Fucking archive.

>> No.2412148

deliciouscopypasta.jpg
OP=fag

Also check my dubs

>> No.2412186

>>2411980
SAUCE ON THIS

>> No.2412190

>>2412186

Dresden Codak

>> No.2412588
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archive this shit.

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OP actually delivered.

And the pizza was good.

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>>2412684
Next time, we centrifuge a pizza.

>> No.2412790

>>2412765
i lol'd.

9.5/10

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>>2411661

>> No.2412851
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Hopefully this gets archived.
So, whenever someone asks me why /sci/ is the best board.
I can point to this.

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>>2411511
a glorious day of science

>> No.2412883

>>2412851
Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 2411511

>> No.2412884

>>2412879
*for

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>>2411661

>> No.2413227

+1 victory for OP

>> No.2413656

you people need to show this to /ck/

>> No.2413760

Archive, now

>> No.2415328
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It should be established as scientific fact that everything is better with Bacon!

>> No.2416110
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archive for bacon science and greater mankind

>> No.2416305

post in awesome thread

>> No.2416315

You go to MIT, right?

>> No.2416413

Over one summer working in a lab I was working these carbon moisture analyzers with a friend. I managed to ninja a fly out of the air and we did the only reasonable thing. Determined it's carbon and water content.

>> No.2416443

>>2411848
>>personal attack=automatic loss
just tell the fucking furfag to yiff in hell and get on with your life

ad hominems = best and most effective fallacies

faggot

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>>2411661

FUCK YEAH SCIENCE

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>> No.2416844

Great Value? Shit, that's a Niagara region only product last I checked.

Could OP be at Brock University? Damn, son, I'm a 2nd year.

>> No.2416873

>>2416844
That's wal-mart brand bacon. Not regionally restricted.

>> No.2417322

Bumping because this is actually a GOOD thread on /sci/.

>> No.2417333

Can someone please explain to me what this chap actually did? He showed a packet of bacon in the original picture, and then he showed some bacon in a cup.

Now, I'm pretty stupid, but I don't understand what is so awesome about he did.

Someone explain please?

>> No.2417346
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This is what /sci/ is all about.

>> No.2417424

>>2417333
He put the bacon in a machine that made it spin.
Made a force 35000 times bigger than gravity on earth.

>> No.2417989

OP COOK MORE THINGS

COOK ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS OR SOMETHING

>> No.2418099

get in here

>>>/ck/2544930

>> No.2418104

>>2413656

done. see

>>2418099

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>>2411725

>> No.2418121

So, OP made highly enriched, weapons-grade bacon? Well done.

>> No.2418141

Try to cook an egg with a bunsen burner next.

Wait, too ordinary. Cook an egg using a laser. Without breaking the shell.

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>>2411661
The legend of this day will live forever.