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Is it time?

>> No.2402296
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Time is space.

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>> No.2402329
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My favorite!

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Contributing

>> No.2402340

i love you guys

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u mad?

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>>2402329
zomg <3 I made that one :D
Have another (both of these I've submitted to the Troll Physics Tmublr site).

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>> No.2402375

>>2402367
could this actually work?
consider the pressure differential..,

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>> No.2402385

>>2402375
if i put a huge pipe down to the bottom of the ocean and left the top sticking out, would water start gushing out of the top?

>> No.2402401

>>2402375
It wouldn't for the same reason why the atmosphere doesn't get sucked into space.

>> No.2402398

>>2402361
It's the best one so far

>> No.2402403

>>2402385
Yes.

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>>2402403

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Would this work?

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>>2402375
because

>> No.2402430

>>2402423
it won't work because nukes are expensive.

>> No.2402440

favorite kind of thread
:)

>> No.2402441

>>2402430
but whatif there was a way to have self-sustaining long-term nuclear fusion reactions in space, which could last for years and years?

>> No.2402466

>>2402441
If we had one we could us it to evaporate water then set up generators to capture the power. We could call it hydro-electric-fusion power. If only there was a giant fusion reaction in space...if only...

>> No.2402475

>>2402441
That sort of thing would enable objects on earth to reduce their entropy, allowing processes like evolution without God. It's just not plausible.

>> No.2402479

>What if we had infinite energy by having infinite resources?

>> No.2402503

>>2402479
The economy would collapse!

>> No.2402516

troll science only proves that the OC has no knowledge of common science. btw that pi thing. pathagorus theorem will tell you that the 2 corners does not equal the diagonal. therefore even at infinity it's still wrong.

just incase someone thinks it's right

>> No.2402526

>>2402384
this could work but you might do better with parachut

>> No.2402525

Because water expands when frozen, a pound of water is heaiver than a pound of ice.

>> No.2402534

>>2402367
how do you sustain the other end of the vacum without it falling back into earth itself?

>> No.2402539

>>2402329
>>2402361

these 2 are just being assholes

>> No.2402545

>>2402346
you simply can't inject gas into an apple without it flying away. and people don't pay you just because of negative weight.. noob

captcha: The commona

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>>2402319

>> No.2402547

>>2402516
The point of trollscience is to take something impossible and present it in such a way as to be plausible without actual thought.

It's like a thinking challenge, but not very difficult.

>> No.2402551

>>2402281
nobody want your hot gold. and it might oxidize into another shit that nobody wants

>> No.2402552

>>2402516
Be that as it may, the troll "theorem" doesn't use diagonals at all.
It begins with horizontal and vertical lines that aren't the same length as the circle's circumference, and continues towards approximating the circle with - yep, sections of the original horizontal and vertical lines, without adding or subtracting any. The troll is assuming that it's getting closer to the length of the circumference as you tend to infinitely small sections of the original lines. Breaking News: It isn't.

>> No.2402559

>>2402299
wtf is this shit?

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>>2402534
As was explained in the easily-legible text within the diagram, the air whooshing out of the space-end of the hose acts like a jet thruster, holding it up in space.

>> No.2402606

>>2402592
ya but you will be either too close to the sun because of it's (small) mass. therefore it will burn up before it works. and you really can't escape the earth's gravitational pull before you reach the mid way. then meteor will come crashing into you hard work of trolling

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>> No.2402664

>>2402552
i read this as Beryllium that as it may...

>> No.2402666

>>2402606
Wait, so these trollphysics things are supposed to work IRL, then?

>> No.2402673

>>2402552
so you are agreeing with me?

>> No.2402689

>>2402592
also, if it's like a jet, the air swooshing out will straighten it and it will shoot down towards earth. nice try

>> No.2402693

btw i'm not saying troll science is bad. if we could take all these imaginative ideas minus all the possible problems that makes it impossible. with a working idea it would change the whole world.

except some are so obviously stupid i don't know if i should laugh or cry for humanity

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except it's real

>> No.2402704

GUYS, I'VE GOT AN IDEA

WE SHOULD GET A HUGE LONG HOSE AND THROW ONE END INTO SPACE, WHILE HOOKING THE OTHER END TO A VACUUM CLEANER

THAT WAY, WE CAN SUCK THE VACUUM OUT OF SPACE

OUR AERIAL VEHICLES WILL BE ABLE TO REACH THE INFINITES AND BEYOND!

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>>2402704
either you are troll, 12, or retarded. try again

>> No.2402724

>>2402700
lol, that would never work. Did you read it in some trashy sci-fi bleak future dystopia paperback or something?

>> No.2402737

>>2402724
What do you mean it wouldn't work? It's happening right now. Who do you think owns the "federal bank"?

>> No.2402749

>>2402737
thatsthejoke.jpeg

>> No.2402751

>>2402737
either he clicked on wrong one, or he didn't see the [spoiler]

>> No.2402781

troll science thread is now dead

>> No.2402786

>>2402781
reality bitch slapped the fuck out of this thread.

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>> No.2402901

>>2402883

i love this one, especially the frame where the cat-toast assembly is attached to the dynamo by plugging it into the cat's ass. thanks for that!

>> No.2403121

>>2402901
You're welcome