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Anonymous Sat Jan 15 14:40:32 2011 No.2353576 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 14:42:32 2011 No.2353584 File: 7 KB, 230x129, 1253056402224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw terrans jack said wormhole system, and tell the aliens to get off their collective fat asses and make the universe a better place

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 14:43:32 2011 No.2353589 You were born in the wrong universe. You will never be a black hole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 14:45:32 2011 No.2353600 >>2353589 Fuck you i'm a post-human I live where I please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:23:32 2011 No.2354297 You were born in the right star system. You don't have to deal with the dangers of superintelligent species.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:35:32 2011 No.2354338 You weren't born in the wrong universe. You were grown. Cocks are delicious, nom nom nom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:36:32 2011 No.2354342 >>2354338 If that is the case, why don't I have a bigger cock?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:39:32 2011 No.2354358 >>2353576 My thoughts exactly OP.

Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:39:32 2011 No.2354359

>>2353576
Well, let's put it this way. The things that make up your consciousness will go blargh when you die. But sometime, in a distant future (assuming time is infinite) you will be born again with the same consciousness. And now you will maybe be in a world like that :D

Yep, I know thats stupid, no need to flame me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:40:32 2011 No.2354362 File: 10 KB, 250x209, EarlyCuyler.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2353600 I'm I-MER-I-CAN! I do as I waant!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:44:32 2011 No.2354388 File: 73 KB, 474x600, cheynin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /sci/ will never get flying saucers. Especially after being faggots and denying the evidence for all these years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:52:32 2011 No.2354417 File: 17 KB, 400x248, clintonfrown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But yes. My thoughts exactly OP. Though I don't think they're that much more intelligent, at least not conceptually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 17:53:32 2011 No.2354422 What everyone fails to realize is we are all just simulations running in the omega point at the end of time, and said simulation is just preparing us for the battle of Eschaton. You were born at the right time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 18:01:32 2011 No.2354458 >>2353576 I was born in every star system. Every day billions of super-intelligent species of me who I have no knowledge of and who perhaps have no knowledge of me go through wormholes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 18:03:32 2011 No.2354462 File: 238 KB, 1680x1050, universe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 18:04:32 2011 No.2354470 >>2353576 >Define "day" for those species.

Jim Profit !DgnrydpFYU Sat Jan 15 18:08:32 2011 No.2354485
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Why the fuck would I want to go through a worm hole? You know... my problem with a lot of people who value science, is they don't aim for realistic goals within the parameters of physics.

You're thinking about wormholes, I'm thinking about diet pills that don't fuck up your liver so you can eat like a pig and still be thin.

You're thinking about time travel and self propelled fusion energy, I'm thinking about phermones to make Miley Cyrus feel compelled to suck your dick.

Your brand of technology requires more work, not less. Science should be about lessening the burden of suffering on the individual. Less effort, less responsibility, less being denied his most basic desires and needs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 18:09:32 2011 No.2354490 File: 32 KB, 335x400, ahh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2354485 You're still alive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 18:48:32 2011 No.2354625 File: 85 KB, 540x701, 20101209.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2354485 Science is about being FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 18:53:32 2011 No.2354656 >>2354625 sauce on comic please

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 18:54:32 2011 No.2354661 >>2354485 >gluttony >most basic needs I think you're a little confused there

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 18:57:32 2011 No.2354680 You do however live in a universe in which you are sentient, white, have a stable internet connection... And of course, there are worm-hole traversing aliens out there without.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 18:58:32 2011 No.2354683 >>2354656 XKCD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 19:04:32 2011 No.2354710 >>2354656 SMBC

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 19:06:32 2011 No.2354716 >>2354462 this, I think my brain just shuts down in self defense also comic is smbc, it probably has a watermark

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