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2339481 No.2339481 [Reply] [Original]

I don't have a degree, I quit school 12 years ago. I'm in my mid 30s, I owned my own business but sold it when it was doing poorly. I have little going for me.

I want to go back to school to get a degree but I'm not sure which one will best apply to what I want to do with myself. See, I want to be The Doctor, what degree should I work toward? What schools should I attend?

>> No.2339508

so your in a shit ton of debt and you want to go to collage to be in a maga shit ton of debt?

>> No.2339514

Acting?

>> No.2339519

This is the alternate you. All the same except my business is doing great and while the lemmings do all the work, I'm getting a degree.

Haw haw!!

>> No.2339557

Get a solid 9-5 first. Work on some fundamental things, and then go for engineering if you're the creative type. Money will be made if you invent something new and useful.

>> No.2339590

>>2339519

You don't have to let your ego out, he's just asking for advice.

Captcha: cumstance coulen

>cumstance
>cum
>mfw

>> No.2339607

>>2339481
what do you like to do?

>> No.2339613
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2339613

>>2339481
>Want to be The Doctor

Job needed: particle physicist at the LHC

Year 1-5 (undergrad + masters in physics + maths)

Year 6-10 (Phd work at LHC)

Year 11-x (Postdoc on time travel at the LHC)

Year x-eternity (The Doctor)

Good Luck bro

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2339640

>>2339557
>implying engineers know shit about the fundementals of physics
>implying engineers have a decent knowledge of mathematics
>implying engineers could invent time travel

LMAO

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2339649

>>2339613

>> No.2339823

>>2339613
That sounds sweet. My father had a masters in physics. I think he'd like to see me follow him too. Any idea on the schools? I dropped out of college so I'd certainly need to go to a Jr college first.

>> No.2339842

>>2339640

>wants to go back to school
>doesn't know what degree to do

>in mid 30s
>still doesn't know what to do

don't bother going back until you are dead serious about a subject

>> No.2339859

>>2339842
This is my problem right here! All I want to do is science fictiony shit.

I dunno man. I've got no fucking clue.

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2339879

Hey guys I have a question like OP's.

I'm about to enter college and I want to be God, what degree(s) should I work for.

If that isn't clear enough I want to omnipotent.

>> No.2339888

>>2339879
Become a Mormon. They believe they'll become gods when they die.

>> No.2339903

>>2339888

yeah, but I don't believe in an afterlife.

I want to be omnipotent while I am alive

>> No.2339909

>>2339879
After leaving secondary school, God entered Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge to study mathematics. He was awarded his BA in 1959 and began to undertake research in number theory supervised by Harold Davenport. Having solved the open problem posed by Davenport on writing numbers as the sums of fifth powers, God began to become interested in infinite ordinals. It appears that his interest in games began during his years studying at Cambridge, where he became an avid backgammon player, spending hours playing the game in the common room. He was awarded his doctorate in 1964 and was appointed as College Fellow and Lecturer in Mathematics at the University of Cambridge.

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>>2339909

>> No.2339949

>>2339859

become a writer then