/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.2338830]

If you were immortal, what would you do? Also, you don't need to eat/breathe anymore.

I would invent/construct a space craft, suitable for two people and explore the universe. In the time of invention, I will also learn necessary skills to extract fuels and construction of things necessary to repair my spacecraft if it is damaged.

[Anonymous No.2338845]

>mfw OP actually does it.

[Anonymous No.2338848]

I wonder how you wouldn't get bored/go insane.

[Anonymous No.2338856]

>>2338848

I'll bring weed.

Also, I will also learn how to do test tube babies and stuff. Find suitable planet to sustain life. Allow life to prosper on suitable planets.

[Anonymous No.2338853]

>>2338830
Am I immune to protonic decay? Do I require energy to move/think?

If I have a perpetual source of energy then I wait for the heat death of the universe and become the universe's sole powerplant

[Anonymous No.2338858]

>>2338853

>become God.

[Anonymous No.2338866]

>>2338848
Probability says you eventually would become both, and possibly even a starfish, a god, or sentient can of soda.

I'd do everything if I was immortal, probability dictates it.

[Anonymous No.2338876]

>>2338866

>become can of soda.
>destroy universe.

[Anonymous No.2338884]

Get NASA to shoot me to Mars. I'll be their best rover ever.

[Anonymous No.2338890]

I would smoke enough weed to kill a man several times over.

[Anonymous No.2338936]

I would build a tomb to challenge god himself then live in it until the end of time.

[Anonymous No.2338977]

>>2338848

I'm pretty sure you'd get bored of being insane

[Anonymous No.2339012]

1. Become immortal
2.Invent way to kill self
3.?????
4. Profit!

[Anonymous No.2339196]

>meet extraterrestrial life forms.
>become friends.
>wipe out entire planet through disease you brought along.

[Anonymous No.2339242]

immortal..
i would fly into the sun
and chill out there until it blows up
or id walk into a military base and set off a nuclear bomb for the lulz

[Anonymous No.2339249]

>>2339242
You would have little choice but to "chill there", considering the gravity well.

[Anonymous No.2339261]

I'd sign up with NASA for long-range exploration.
no consumables = a whole lot of saved weight

[Anonymous No.2339263]

>>2339249
yea but if i can survive infinity without energy that means i have infinite power

mfw i walk out of the sun

[Anonymous No.2339275]

wait if i have infinite power because of this i would rather walk around and punch every world leader in the face until i break there jaw

[Langaha !Ogoo/zN94E No.2339276]

I'd basically chill until The Boat of a Million Years came true.

[Anonymous No.2339308]

>>2339275
I think this is the most worthy endeavour.

[Anonymous No.2339313]

go nuts after a few centuries i imagine...then i start to have fun

[Xlore !!oIaXoksOFZm No.2339332]

If I were immortal I would watch the formation of a star and its solar system all the way to the stars death.

My life would be complete after that, and i don't rightly know what I would do afterwards.

[Anonymous No.2339336]

>>2339196
Why do people think diseases will work like that? I don't think ET is going to have similar enough physiology to get a cold.

[Anonymous No.2339339]

Do I feel pain?

Do I regenerate shit? Because I would just say fuck immortal if one day I'll turn into a charred mess or a fucking pile of goo that thinks.

If I do then I would do everything.

[Anonymous No.2339355]

>Find another intelligent human like race
>Oh wow what a disappointment
>Take pictures

[Anonymous No.2339362]

Insult everyone in the galaxy.

[Anonymous No.2339363]

i forget what it is called but einstein figerd it out. it was about a atom dispering and reapering some where else in the univers.

you would have to live like 100 million years for the chance for this to happend but it would if you lived forever

[Anonymous No.2339371]

>>2339362

Win.

[uncle shank No.2339459]

well despite the fact your imotal u can still be thrown in jail, and you can become fat, or your bones could suddenly just tur to dust, i would have to say that i would devote my life to the study or random things that dont matter :D like time travel

[Anonymous No.2339470]

>>2339459

no matter how long you may live, your grammer and spelling will never be fixed

[Anonymous No.2339476]

I will get a arts major and spend the rest of eternity paying it off.

[Anonymous No.2339484]

stay here, learn as much as possible, and try to guide and support our species into higher civilization

[Anonymous No.2339488]

>>2339476
working at Mcdonalds right?

[uncle shank No.2339490]

:P sorry, i kind of rushed typing that, and im tired.

[Anonymous No.2339503]

>>2339488
Carl's Jr. actually

[Anonymous No.2339515]

I would get a phd in every subject imaginable then rule the world for a few centuries.

then this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NS3sll2aXU

[Anonymous No.2339524]

>>2339362
Get out of here Slartibartfast.

[Anonymous No.2339570]

>>2339362
I lol'd

As for me, I'd spend a lifetime or two studying, then I would walk around the world.

I would also stretch my brain to the limit by seeing how many personalities I could emulate. (A hypothesis of mine, not sure if its possible or not).

[Anonymous No.2339652]

>>2338876
lol

[Anonymous No.2339686]

I'd collect random things every year and put them into some form of storage. Every 50 years or so, I'd pretend to die and leave all of my things to some kid who died a few years prior. I'd assume the identity of the kid and continue with my previous activities. Eventually I'd start to sell my antiquities for a tidy sum and I'd take the heads of other immortals until there was only one left.

Or, I'd go and commit a string of crimes so horrendous, that I'd put the State to the test. If they want to execute me, then good luck with that. If they want me to serve consecutive life sentences, then once again, let's see how committed they are...

[Anonymous No.2339852]

>>2339686
>
Or, I'd go and commit a string of crimes so horrendous, that I'd put the State to the test. If they want to execute me, then good luck with that. If they want me to serve consecutive life sentences, then once again, let's see how committed they are...

You would probably get out during a regime change when the jails are emptied.

Or if not, there would be plenty of time to calculate an escape.

[Anonymous No.2339994]

> immortal, don't need to eat/breathe anymore.
Start a savings account. Read the library. Come back a thousand years later to get some money.

[Anonymous No.2340016]

I would study all there is to study in every science while pursuing a mental model that can deal with any new information... basically I would search for enlightenment.

I would then retreat to an underground lab in the Himalayas where I will stay until humanity's darkest hour. I will then emerge as the Immortal God Emperor of Mankind!

[Anonymous No.2340062]

Fall down to the bottom of the ocean and get stuck there, trapped under pressure from which I cannot escape with only my puny human strength, for millennia. Eventually I would be trapped in an ocean trench and covered with sand, and spend millions of years being crushed and dragged into the guts of the earth as I twitch and beg for death. I would be roasted by lava for centuries as I am pinned beneath the layers of rock and magma until eventually the sun expands and engulfs the earth. Then I would spend billions of years sitting around at the centre of the sun being blasted by unimaginable heat beyond heat, a trillion nuclear furnaces blasting my every tortured molecule with unthinkable amounts of radiation.
Eventually the sun would burn up all its fuel and become a brown dwarf, cooling slowly over the countles aeons as I sit there, conscious but long since able to think like a rational human. As the universe grows darker and colder, I would sit in my gravitational prison and endure until the universe undergoes an excruciatingly slow heat death, seemingly forever and ever. My memories of my past, my thought processes, my self, would all be long since gone forever. I would be raw consciousness, suffering for eternity.


Yeah that's pretty much what I would do, lol. You?

[Anonymous No.2340070]

>>2340062
woah

[Anonymous No.2340081]

>>2340062

... :(
Way to poop on our picnic.

[Anonymous No.2340083]

>>2340062
... until the universe is empty enough to allow the collision of two dimensional branes, creating another big bang. My body would serve as an irregularity that will lead to the formation of galaxies and stars in the place of infinite homogeneity.

I am now the savior of existence. Fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.2340101]

>>2340062
Winrar.

[Anonymous No.2340103]

>>2340083
>>2340062

[Anonymous No.2340110]

>>2340083
Then I would enjoy being stuck inside a star all over again. And so on. And so on. Maybe I'll get to be in a black hole later on so it'll speed things up a little for me. Not that it matters, since I'll be here forever

Ha ha ha, weee

[Anonymous No.2340139]

i would read every book man ever produced,
as twilight is written by a woman i would not have to worry about reading bullshit

i would travel the universe using my godly powers and knowledge to convince primitive races i am a god, i would then watch how i influence their history and culture....shit would be so cash

[Anonymous No.2340146]

>>2339524
That was Wowbagger The Infinitely Prolonged.

[Anonymous No.2340183]

>>2340062
>Fall down to the bottom of the ocean
AWESOME

>get stuck there, trapped under pressure from which I cannot escape with only my puny human strength
wat, physics fail

>trapped in an ocean trench and covered with sand, and spend millions of years being crushed and dragged into the guts of the earth
AWESOME

>roasted by lava for centuries as I am pinned beneath the layers of rock and magma
AWESOME

>until eventually the sun expands and engulfs the earth
wat, geology fail

>spend billions of years sitting around at the centre of the sun being blasted by unimaginable heat beyond heat, a trillion nuclear furnaces blasting my every molecule with unthinkable amounts of radiation
AWESOME

>the sun would burn up all its fuel and become a brown dwarf, cooling slowly over the countles aeons as I sit there
AWESOME

>conscious but long since able to think like a rational human
meh, par for the course

As the universe grows darker and colder, I would sit in my gravitational prison and endure until the universe undergoes an excruciatingly slow heat death, seemingly forever and ever
AWESOME

>I would be raw consciousness foever
AWESOME

[Anonymous No.2340214]

>>2340183
> Stellar evolution = geology

Fail fail