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2327398 No.2327398 [Reply] [Original]

You rage you lose. I made it 5 minutes in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEyqT2_ricA

Seriously 1,959 likes, 165 dislikes. Fuck, people are stupid.

>> No.2327413

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAVPdnMnlag

Even worse, this guy thinks he has "proof" that the Earth is the center of the Universe, and yes, he quotes the bible.

>> No.2327436

/soc/ is that way. keep this crap out of /sci/

>> No.2327466

>>2327436
>doesn't know what /soc/ is

>> No.2327469

>>2327413
wat

>> No.2327487

>>2327466

Honestly, when I first saw it there I thought it might be sociology.

Then everything was hookup threads. :|

>> No.2327514
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2327514

what is this i don't even

>> No.2327533

>Seriously 1,959 likes, 165 dislikes. Fuck, people are stupid.
People just don't press dislike.

>> No.2327537

I laughed as soon as the opening music started.

>> No.2327543

This guy is amazing. He says ridiculously wrong things if you listen.

>> No.2327545

2 bowls later and this DNA -> energy pattern -> wave -> PYRAMIDS!! shit still doesn't make any sense.

Seriously though wtf is up with all those pinecones? Yeah I'm out at 5 minutes too, as soon as he just whips out torsion waves.

>> No.2327555

Luckily the middle age of the audience is around 60.

>> No.2327563

>>2327543
>>2327545
He says that all aliens are HUMANS and that the universe is filled with millions of advanced HUMAN civilizations. Because our DNA is created by an intelligent energy field. He disregards evolution it seems.

>> No.2327572
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2327572

Haha, Americans.

>> No.2327578

>>2327563
>He disregards evolution it seems.
But does he acquire currency?

>> No.2327583

>>2327572

>Europe invented christianity.

Haha, Europeans.

>> No.2327586

>>2327578
I doubt it

>> No.2327634

>>2327583
>thinks middle east is Europe

Hahahaha, Americans.

>> No.2327642
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2327642

Got to about one minute in.

I think his lips are connected straight to his legs, since every time he stopped walking back and forth, he also stopped talking.

>> No.2327648

>>2327583
except christ never set foot in europe

>> No.2327659

>>2327648
because he never existed, idiot.

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2327669

guise i just saw it on /b/, but i cant find anything wrong with it.
where is the error?

>> No.2327673

>>2327659
Now, now. That's just not the case, given historical evidence.

>> No.2327677

>>2327669
I don't have a problem because that picture is correct

>> No.2327679

>>2327669
In the words of Pauli, it's "not even wrong".

>> No.2327681

>>2327669
There isn't any mistake 1 indeed equals 0.999999999999....

If there is an infinity of 9, it's a limit, and it's 1.

>> No.2327683

>>2327679
To be clear, I was referring to the OP video.

>> No.2327700

>>2327659
keep telling yourself that.
maybe you won't feel so butthurt.

>> No.2327720

>awaken your psychic center
>previous video, most of you have seen
>pinecone symbolism
>pyramid as focalizing device
>pyramid made of stone
what did it to see this live? i'd say 150 "donation"

>> No.2327724

tortion field?!?!?!?!?!?!?! COME ON

>> No.2327726

>>2327659
>>2327634

>Thinks christ invented christianity

hahaha, Europeans.

>> No.2327730
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2327730

this is so frustrating.

>> No.2327731

>>2327720
So he DOES disregard evolution and acquire currency.

>> No.2327741

oh... he's right. time IS 3 dimensional.


this is really bad. its disgusting.

why do people not read demon haunted world? its like high school level reading.

>> No.2327746

This video. Has shown me the way.

>> No.2327749

>>2327398

He's just another shmuck who adjusts the evidence to fit his conclusion. There are tons more like him.

>> No.2327754

I don't have a clue what the fuck he is saying. Or what he is trying to get at. But I'm sure if he keeps talking long enough he'll get something right.

>> No.2327755

I bet I know what his favorite pokemon is. PINECO!

>> No.2327759

I didn't rage, I just got a headache after 10 minutes and didn't want to cause myself anymore mental harm.

>> No.2327763

Got to "Your DNA did not randomly evolve on this planet. Your DNA is an energy pattern that exists throughout the entire cosmos. And that energy pattern is a wave."
>Your DNA did not randomly evolve on this planet
>DNA did not randomly evolve
>randomly evolve
Then he goes on to talk about it being 'harvested' by the pyramids and raged.

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>> No.2327776

I raged at the point where after five minutes of bullshit he had given proof.

>> No.2327781

>>2327776
this

>> No.2327783
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2327783

spiral energy...

>> No.2327784

Those TNG laptops always crack me up. They're massive, and they're not even laptops, they're dumb terminals or something. I guess in the glorious federation, all computer access has to go through the central server to make sure that no citizen is having politically unauthorized thoughts.

>> No.2327785

This guy knows what he's talking about.

>> No.2327789
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2327789

Pinecones and waves.

>> No.2327794

You can go forwards, backwards, and sideways in time. But, never up or down.

>> No.2327799

Skip to about 38:30ish in OP's video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEyqT2_ricA

This motherfucker thinks he's the reincarnation of Edgar Cayce. Jesus what horrifying, hilarious, delusions of grandeur.

>> No.2327804

So here's the riddle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DXMDzqA-UI

>> No.2327811

>>2327794
Also forwards and backwards are different dimensions. Rather then being + and - of the same dimension.

>> No.2327818

>>2327811
Forwards and backwards exist in the first dimension.

>> No.2327821

>>2327669
0.9999... = 1
there is no error, this is true

>> No.2327825

There are no aliens. There are family members.

>> No.2327828

100 billion earthlike planets?

>> No.2327830
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>>2327825

>> No.2327834

>>2327487
On 4chan, isn't sociology and hookup threads the same thing?

>> No.2327840

All religions are the truth! Well, I'm an atheist.

>> No.2327844

>>2327834
>hookup threads
I think you mean rape appointment threads

>> No.2327849

>>2327844
If they actually show up it counts as concent. Remember, 40 no's and a yes is yes.

>> No.2327857

I like how at 20:00 he says that if you steal and take peoples jobs you will be beaten and raped. Thats what I call equivilent exchange.

>> No.2327864

The pyramids can bounce lasers from space.

>> No.2327869
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2327869

>>2327857
That's just how things work.

>> No.2327878

>one hour long
nope.jpeg

>> No.2327921

I stopped when I saw his forehead.

Successful /x/fag is at least successful.

>> No.2327924

raged when he got to the DNA part.

what the fuck is he saying.

>> No.2327936

>>2327924
It gets better.

>> No.2328021

>>2327398

I'm going to bed and I need something to watch.

[x] Long
[x] 720p
[x] 2012

If it's shit I'm hunting you down to kill you.

>> No.2328025

>>2328021
Depends. Do you enjoy watching something hilariously wrong?

>> No.2328068

I had my mouse hovering over the 'x' in anticipation of him saying anything to do with intelligent design. Fuck you OP.

>> No.2328128

I really hope he's trolling.

>> No.2328200
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2328200

made it 14 minutes. then he says "the star trek information is very accurate to what actually is known"

LOLWUT

>> No.2328221

>this information has been kept secret for thousands and thousands of years

stopped right there.

>> No.2328229

>>2327413
>he quotes the bible.
I raged and I didn't even watch it.

>> No.2328255
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2328255

>Einstein assumed time was 1 dimensional
>Time is 3 dimensional
>That means you can go fowards, backwards and sideways

Wat

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2328273

>DNA molecules created by "intelligent energy".
Lost before the 5min.

>> No.2328295

how can people belive that crap?
I can understand religious people believing in things that have nothing to do with science.
But when someone starts mixing "science" and this kind of bullshit I can't understand how someone can even listen to that without laughting.

>> No.2328299

>>2328255
I love how "forwards" and "backwards" are apparently two different dimensions, and not opposite directions in the same dimension.

>> No.2328300

>>2328255
Just let's go travel sideways in time lol

>> No.2328497

Six minute master race here... and counting!

>> No.2328534

>>2328497
14 minutes in and I had to close it because it's so stupid.

>> No.2328541

>>2328534
You're a stronger man than I.

>> No.2328609

>>2327398
I was gonna stop at 5:05 but i felt a wave of energy come from the black hole which made me evolve and now I have the mental capacity to understand and appreciate this video.

I pitty you simpletons

>> No.2328622

>if we assume this
>8 seconds later
>so now you've just proven
>and I've got a proposal
>3 seconds later
>There you have proof
:|

>> No.2328635

E=MC^2
BUT WHEN C = E, THE M CANCELS OUT.
ALL OF THE MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE CAN FIT INTO THE SIZE OF A BOWLING BALL

>> No.2328701

Highly compressed stupid. It's amazingly wrong.

>> No.2328703

>>2328635
(The accuracy of that statement ± 1.32Bowling Ball units)

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2328721

Made it to 15:30.
Raged when he said there was going to be no second coming of Christ
> Pure nonsense.

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2328734

>David Wilcock's face when he wakes up 2012 and he roof is caving in
>Also his face when he thinks his right just before he dies
>Also MFW it was actually just me bulldozing his house down

>> No.2328736

>>2328635
Oh man. Does he really say that? The simple arithmetic isn't even right.

>> No.2328738

So if I can only handle 5 minutes
And it's an hour long video
and it has 4 parts total
and it's a sequel to another series of videos....

This guy is just supplying the devil with the thing to put on the TVs in the Scientist section of hell, isn't he?

>> No.2328740

God tier rage material:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAOy9PZd_tQ

This is /sci/'s Foam Adventure.

>> No.2328742

>>2328736
No, it's from this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0c5yClip4o&feature=related
About 50 seconds in.

>> No.2328744

>>2328740
What does "Foam Adventure" refer to, and which board does it piss off?

>> No.2328764

>>2328742
>me at 1:51
OHHHHH FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY

>> No.2328768

Oh, OH I GET IT! TIME HAS THREE DIMENSIONS LOL EINSTEIN WAS ALL WRONG SCREW THE MATH I'M GOING TO BELIEVE THIS GUY.

>> No.2328775

>>2327799
>happened to be the exact same time I was born
>*AUDIENCE GASPS*
>Admits it was a coincidence.

1. What was the point of that fucking spiel if it wasn't entertaining or relevant
2. It's not a coincidence. MANY were born at that moment, and many people were born on the same time in different years as many others. Edgar just happened to by the most known psychic that shares dates with you.

Why did you make me watch that?

>> No.2328776

>>2328764
>Steven Hawkings gave us the string theory
>Hawkings
>"the" string theory
>goes on to equate string vibrations to hearing
OH GOD WHY

>> No.2328787
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2328787

>54:47
really?

>> No.2328788

>>2328776
>Then she downplays mass over and over again, and implies that human mass is negligible compared to human "energy"
Make it stop ;_;

>> No.2328817

>>2328742
>Is that mass? Not very much, right?
>you can break the cells into tiny pieces of energy called electrons protons neutrons
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.2328820

>>2328200
>Star Trek
>Real science
>Not just cheesy technobabble that the writers themselves joke around with
>He uses it to support his arguments
>MFW
>I have no face because it melted off after reading that due to the inverse anti-flux capacitor rays.

>> No.2328841

I lol'ed more than I raged. Some random nutjob got some idiots to think he has any idea what he's talking about.

>> No.2328849

I wish I had his job. Don't even prepare for public speaking and then just walk up and make up random shit.
??
profit!

>> No.2328859

>>2328744
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk

Mandatory rage material in an /v/ thread.

>> No.2328883

>>2328859
My intestines spilled out and started choking me from rage.

>> No.2328904
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2328904

I'm gonna watch the whole thing.

inb4 major depressive disorder and bomb my school

>> No.2328908

>>2328776
LMFAO
When you add in "Hawkings String Theory" you get E=(Almost 0) x C + Strings.

>> No.2328914

>>2328904
Nah. Just hunt this guy down. Pretend to admire him, then stab him in the eye.

>> No.2328929
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2328929

This kind of stuff really crack me up, then again Coast to Coast AM is a guilty pleasure of mine. :3

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2328935

It just depresses me, tbh.

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2:25

done.

Goddam Cthulhu.

>> No.2328974

>>2328859
Proof evolution is a lie.

>> No.2328981
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2328981

>"...as the solar system is impacted by these tortion fields it charges up the energy, causing massive effect..."
>"massive effect"
>Mass Effect

This guy is a sage, please take all my money so I can haz my vidya blueberry waifu.

>> No.2329050

Didn't this guy blow up the spinning rings in 'Contact'?

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2329068

Hai Guys

>> No.2329081

I think he's hot.

>> No.2329092
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2329092

>2012 Event Horizon: (1) Prophecies and Science of a Golden Age
I lasted the couple seconds it took to read that twice.

>> No.2329117

4:10
DAT DNA MOLECULE

>> No.2329128
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2329128

Who needs evidence

>> No.2329144

>>2329068

This. Motherfucking this. This is why this guy seemed so familiar, he's the crazy nutjob suicide from Contact.

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2329710

>>2328859

>> No.2330399
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>> No.2330405
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>>2329068
NOW THESE SCIENTISTS,
HAVE HAD THEIR CHANCE.
Are these the type of people, that you want talking to your God for you?

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[offtopic]
>mfw I try to view these YouTube videos
>YouTube now forces you to link your YT and Google Accounts
>fuck YT
[/offtopic]

>> No.2330496

>>2327398

Haha, I liked the video. It's getting a thumbs up from me.

You're just too fucking stupid to understand it properly.

There's no point arguing because when 2012 comes I'm going to be on the path of enlightenment while you continue down the pit of hell.

Haha.

>> No.2330544

>>2330496

Also, not trolling, this is what I actually believe.

>> No.2330554

>>2330399
fucking necromancer

>> No.2331555

>>2327398
OP is a closeminded faggot.

>> No.2331795
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2331795

But what if he's right and we're wrong?

>> No.2331872

>>2331795
mind = blown

>> No.2331904

>>2329068
>>2329068

So Carl Sagan knew about this 2012 stuff and wrote The Demon-Haunted World just to troll and keep the secret for himself?
inb4 shitstorm.

>> No.2331911

It's always disturbing how the bastards always manage to simultaneously proclaim that all science is bullshit, and that their own interpretation of that very same science is fact.

No critical thinking, no desire for truth, they just keep on truckin'...

>> No.2331916

<span class="math">tl;dw[/spoiler]

>> No.2331918

>>2327840

all religions are the truth - well, i'm a scientist!

>> No.2331942

This man doesnt know the first thing about forming a good argument.


STATEMENT STATEMENT STATEMENT STATEMENT STATEMENT STATEMENT STATEMENT STATEMENT STATEMENT STATEMENT STATEMENT STATEMENT


Evidence?
Hurr durr they drew pinecones in a few of their carvings.

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2331950

You know what we need? Somebody to kill him and everyone who clicked "liked".

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>>2331950
>see that picture
>mfw

what is this, I don't even

>> No.2331994

>>2331987
Read sickest manga ever. Berserk. It will all make sense.

>> No.2332000

>>2331994
That, and this:
http://youarethedemons.wikidot.com/

>> No.2332116

wth, is this thread still alive??

>> No.2332142

this guy is funny

>> No.2332160

sounds like regurgitated dan brown shit. his forehead is enormous.