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There is this boy I am in love with. He says he likes people who are funny.

Is there a science of funniness? What is the funniest joke ever?

>> No.2326031

fart noises

>> No.2326034

well heres the good news: hes a fag just like you

there is no guy who looks for "funniness"

youre disgusting

>> No.2326039

Why do skeletons get scared easily?

I wish /sci/ had spoilers
Because they don't have any guts

>> No.2326044

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a little boy so please let me in

>> No.2326045
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2326045

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The guy next to him says, "before you tell that joke, you should know the bartender is blonde, the bounder is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a rugby player. The fella to your right is a 300 lb wrestler. We're all blonde. Think about it. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

>> No.2326047

Enjoy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour#Humour_formula

To be honest, this is as much an art as a science. It's hard for overly analytical people to be funny. (Think Asperger's).

>> No.2326052

>>2326045
I laughed.

>> No.2326056
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2326056

Just keep him away from people who are funnier than you or tell all your other friends to act really boring and disturbed. This way you will look much funnier in comparison.

>> No.2326055

There were 2 peanuts walking down the street
One of them was a salted

>> No.2326062
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>>2326034
Wow, thats a pretty pathetic troll.
Really, Just insults? That's it?

You really are slacking it today bro.
Having trouble at home?

>> No.2326064

lol, pedo relationship advice

>> No.2326070

>>2326064
OH GOD I HAD NOT MADE THAT CONNECTION SIR

>> No.2326091

>>2326064

nah I am just 15 and he is 13.

>> No.2326102

>>2326091
this is what the atheist liberal technocratic utopia will consist of lol sick fucks and all the feminists with their degrees will create some stupid experiment to prove how its "natural"

hahaha

>> No.2326120

>>2326091
GTFO OFF MY /SCI/ AND GO STRAIGHT TO KITCHEN, YOU UNDERAGE BITCH.
>>2326102
YOU TOO, though you don't need to go to kitchen, as you presumably are simply a pretending-to-be-believing faggot troll.

Not even mad.

>> No.2326134

>>2326120

I am male.

>> No.2326137

>>2326134
WHAT A TWIST

>> No.2326135

>>2326102
You need to get some mental help.
Pretending to be someone your not on the internet is not healthy behavior.

>> No.2326141

>>2326102
World of shota sounds like a good deal to me. Where can I sign up?

>> No.2326142

>>2326134
Then you're an underage faggot and should leave this place anyway, as you're underage.

>> No.2326144

>>2326135
FUCK ME
you're*
SORRY ABOUT THAT

>> No.2326149

hey OP, that boy ain't even good looking. His face will look deformed at age 20. I doubt NAMBLA would accept him into their ranks.

>> No.2326153

>>2326142
Don't listen to this guy; are you at all interested in engineering?

>> No.2326162

>>2326153
Software and aerospace are the best ones. :3

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>>2326102
>definitely having problems at home

>> No.2326174

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

>> No.2326186

>>2326168
Did you use Google Translate for that?

>> No.2326188

>>2326174
Why am I having chest pains after reading that?

>> No.2326254

this book OP:

Comedy Writing Secrets by Melvin Helitzer

>> No.2326270

im pretty sure humour is the last thing a species discovers before transcending flesh

hot tip: if you repeat a joke, that you didnt make up, it's not funny.. no shit about i had to be there, you aint funny