disregard video games, acquire homework

[Anonymous No.2314989]

If you could go back in time and tell your undergrad self anything

?

[Anonymous No.2315008]

Stay the course.

[Anonymous No.2315005]

I would tell myself to not go back in time.

[Anonymous No.2315012]

stay classy and keep doing what you're doing

[Anonymous No.2315016]

I would have told myself to drop Calc for a semester.

Or at the very least take the regular person Calc.

Started too high.

[Anonymous No.2315026]

>implying I'm not an undergrad

[Anonymous No.2315030]

>>2315005
I see what you did there.... I wonder if I've already come back and told myself something. Funny thought isn't it /sci/?

[Anonymous No.2315033]

Don't take two semesters off to be with the girl you were seeing at the time. The sex isn't as good as you think it.

Study harder for your general education classes. Just because they are pointless liberal arts classes doesn't mean they don't affect your gpa.

Do more networking with professors, researchers, and doctors to prepare you for grad school.

[Anonymous No.2315055]

disregard ochem, acquire time for casual sex

[Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt No.2315086]

That girl in the dorm room to the right of you. Don't confess your love to her. She already has a boyfriend and it will make the rest of the year very awkward.

Always remember to keep your blinds closed when masturbating.

If a friend asks you to climb up into her window because she locked her keys inside her room don't do it. Her room mate will be in there fucking.

[Anonymous No.2315095]

>Don't waste money on extra school, just read books.

[Anonymous No.2315103]

Make your minor a double major. This is the only point in life you'll have most of your time to study.

Arrange teaching certification now. It'll save you a year and about $10,000.

You're doing the right thing following your bliss with the liberal arts degree. Teaching wasn't exactly what you expected, I know, but it's the most rewarding work out there. It'll be okay.

[Anonymous No.2315107]

Make your minor a double major. This is the only point in life you'll have most of your time to study.

Arrange teaching certification now. It'll save you a year and about $10,000.

You won't be okay to drive that night.

You're doing the right thing following your bliss with the liberal arts degree. Teaching wasn't exactly what you expected, I know, but it's the most rewarding work out there. It'll be okay.

[Anonymous No.2315111]

>>2315103
>>2315107

double post whoops. apologies, chaps.

[Anonymous No.2315208]

if you get a bad grade on the first test, don't ask the professor if its a good idea to stay in the class. they lie.

frat houses have bad reputations for good reasons. you'll find your real friends elsewhere.

the professor is God, and you are his disciple.

challenging God's authority is a bad idea 99/100 times.

"Ah fuck it, I'm going to play video games" is not a good choice.

[Anonymous No.2315725]

>>2315107
>liberal arts degree
>the "right thing"
>implying you aren't stuck making $40,000/yr
>implying you'll ever be anything more than a grovelling plebeian championing the bastion of mediocrity that is the American educational system
>"those that can't do, teach," nigger. deal w/ it

[Anonymous No.2315743]

"YOU FUCKED UP MAN, YOU FUCKED UP"

[Anonymous No.2315748]

Go into Chemistry.

[Anonymous No.2315757]

I'm still an undergrad at a community college. But if I had to tell something to my university self:

"Accept that co-ed girl's invite to her dorm YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKER!"

[Anonymous No.2315764]

>>2315757

Epic spoiler tags failure. Now I feel like a fool.

[Anonymous No.2315770]

Considering I'm currently an undergraduate, I would travel back and teach my school self a work ethic.

Shit, current life would be much easier if I had actually bothered doing even a trace of work in school.

I could learn the basics at an incredibly easy pace, gradually working up in level; instead of my current: do nothing in school > enter university > realise this is a problem > develop work ethic > teach myself many year of basic but ignored information as well as degree level stuff which I don't have the foundations for.

[Anonymous No.2315782]

Disregard women, acquire 4.0 GPA and research experience.

[Anonymous No.2315783]

Could I just go back in time, kill my younger self and replace him?

[Anonymous No.2315828]

>>2315725

[Anonymous No.2315835]

dont major in math. Everything else will seem boring afterwards.

[Anonymous No.2315843]

>>2315835
not true. flipping burgers is an important and interesting career choice.

[Anonymous No.2315895]

>>2315843
I still wonder why burger flippers have not been replaced by robotics. It is definitely within the means of current technology.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.2315904]

>>2315895
Because cost-effectiveness

It'll happen by 2030.

[Anonymous No.2315905]

>>2315895
http://www.marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm

[Anonymous No.2315914]

>>2315895

because we get off to the fact that niggers STILL make our food

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.2315924]

>>2315905
<3

[Anonymous No.2315932]

>>2315905

Oh god, I love automation

I just jizzed in my pats.

Thanks for the link.

[Anonymous No.2315934]

>>2315924

[Anonymous No.2315939]

>>2315932
No problem.

[Anonymous No.2315999]

>>2315905
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[Anonymous No.2316007]

>>2315999
Who is them?

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.2316016]

>>2316007
yoomans