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Don't know if /sci/ knows but there have been mass bird and fish deaths globally during the past few days, all the attempts at explanations have been pretty weak. I'm not sure if cold or disease could make birds drop from the sky in unity. More like something is wrong with the Earths magnetic field as some birds and fish use that as their own chemical compass, what does /sci/ think?

>> No.2304650

lol

>> No.2304648

This shit again and again and again.

>> No.2304653

I think we should nuke animals before it's too late

>> No.2304656
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2304656

watch the film 'the core'

this is now what is happening.

>> No.2304659

I say fuck it, now is the time to become trans-human fascists or anarchists.

>> No.2304677

>>2304656

http://www.ufo-blogger.com/2011/01/beebe-arkansas-birds-death-sci-fi-movie.html

Michachoo kakooo says the world is going to end.

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>>2304677

heheheh, pacemakerfags must be shitting themselves...

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Flashforward

>> No.2304721

who the fuck needs birds anyway? we don't eat them, and they dont produce milk, eggs or honey etc, so sod em, they can die for all i care.

>> No.2304731

>>2304721
>birds
>don't produce eggs

i love quail eggs you faggot

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>>2304721
you just went full retard.

>> No.2304783

>>2304645
seriously this again

lrn2media

>> No.2304784

>>2304731

well i mean like we dont eat blackbird eggs, just chicken eggs, and they arn't dying rite?

>> No.2304806

>>2304784
racists, just because they a black they can die?
fucking racist

>> No.2304827

>>2304783

Learn to shut the fuck up faggot.

>> No.2304829

DOWNDRAFTS AND FLOCKING BEHAVIOR ERRORS

THAT IS ALL

>> No.2304831

It's probably reporting bias.

Wait and see if it becomes more widespread.

>> No.2304837

>>2304831
Agreed. I doubt this is statistically significant. It just happens from time to time, for some of the more sane reasons given.

>> No.2304851

it was just fireworks bro

>> No.2304911

>>2304837
FALLING/Dead BIRDS
Kentucky
QTY < 100
Type: Small Birds (not Stated)
Suspected Cause Cold Stress
Actual Cause : Unknown
[link to www.wpsdlocal6.com]
Louisiana
QTY 500
Type: Starlings and Blackbirds
Suspected Cause : Weather
Actual: Unknown
Links:
[link to theintelhub.com]
[link to www.wbrz.com]
Arkansas
QTY ~5000
Type: Blackbird, Starling, Grackle
Suspected Cause : weather/fireworks
Actual Cause : Unknown
Links:
[link to www.eturbonews.com]
[link to www.theglobeandmail.com]
Arizona
QTY >65
Type: Bats
Suspected cause : Weather
Actual Cause : Unknown
[link to www.azcentral.com]
Illinois
QTY: 50-100
Links:
[link to www.associatedcontent.com]
East Texas
QTY: 100's
Suspected Cause: birds got hit by motor vehicles
Links:
[link to www.allvoices.com]
Georgia
QTY: 3
Links:
[link to www.courier-journal.com]
Tennessee
QTY: > 100
Links:
[link to www.wsmv.com]
Japan
QTY < 30
Type: Various (Mainly Swan/Heron)
Suspected Cause : Bird Flu
Actual: Unknown
Links:
[link to www.upi.com]
[link to www.nytimes.com]
Sweden
QTY: abous 100 jackdaws
Suspected cause: cold stress, starvation, fireworks, etc
Links:
[link to www.aftonbladet.se]
[link to www.thelocal.se]
Italy
QTY: about 300
Type: Doves
Links:
[link to www.geapress.org]

>> No.2304916

>>2304911

Copy paste fail, was more than that.

>> No.2304922

>>2304911
This is a brilliant compilation, and an excellent example of observational bias.

This list could have been compiled in any month people were paying attention. It's mass hysteria.

>> No.2304928

God is mad? But man created God, let's nuke God.

>> No.2305160

birds are trollin'

>> No.2305299

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=20181725633988982832
7.0004991bca25af104a22b

>> No.2305302

BIRDS FALLING FROM THE SKY NOT UNUSUAL
The only unusual part of the recent spate of bird (and fish) die-offs is that people witnessed them.

http://news.discovery.com/animals/bird-animal-die-offs-110106.html

Now you can move along.

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2305306

Listen. If you plotted the fucking death of deer, or some shit, you'd get the same map.

chill the fuck out.

>> No.2305314

>>2305306
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>>2305306
FUCKING THESE YOU DUMB /sci/FAGS GOD FUCKING DAMN THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
>>2305302
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>> No.2305316
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>mfw when all these Illuminati agents are trying to say that it's always been happening and drawing our attention away from their secret plot

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>>2305316

TEH ILLUMINATI KILLED BIRDS?!

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>>2305323

Oi. No we didn't!

>> No.2305345

http://www.economist.com/blogs/dailychart/2011/01/wildlife?fsrc=scn/tw/te/ar/dailychartblackbirds

I win...

/thread

>> No.2305352

You'll love this shit, guys. This "animal die-off" story is going to become the next Seattle Windshield Pitting Epidemic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Windshield_Pitting_Epidemic
LOL
I hate the term "sheeple" but this really makes the idea hard to ignore.

>> No.2305364

>>2305334
THE ILLUMINATI ARE AUSTRALIAN?!?!?

>> No.2305644

>>2305334
this would be the first case that even the illuminati will probably say. "Do you honestly think even we give that big of a fuck about birds?

>> No.2306487

Can someone post a logical model of concentrated mass bird deaths. And no, lightning, fireworks and cold are not logical. These methods cannot explain why these three cases all happened so suddenly in history and have never been reported before. Yes, lightning, fireworks and cold could explain some deaths but not thousands in three cities that seem highly correlated with similar internal physical trauma.