Year 3000

[Anonymous No.2299451]

Is there any possible way of seeing this year or living until this year so I could see the course of history unfold before my very eyes?

[Anonymous No.2299458]

hoping for a sudden spike in cryogenics development perhaps?

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.2299461]

http://www.hplusmagazine.com/articles/forever-young/manhattan-beach-project-end-aging-2029
http://www.sens.org/sens-research/research-themes
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3329065877451441972#

[Anonymous No.2299471]

>>2299461
I love how you're getting everyone's hopes up.

[Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt No.2299479]

Take a 1000 year round trip at near light speed. You can even pick up news broadcasts in fast forward if you just loop around earth.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.2299483]

>>2299471
May not happen by 2030, but it most probably will happen in my/your lifetime.

[Anonymous No.2299485]

>>2299461
What the fuck is the Manhattan Beach Product?

[Anonymous No.2299487]

>>2299483
I'm 20 and suffer from anxiety/depression.

[Anonymous No.2299490]

>>2299479

Hes not gonna live for 1000 years in a shuttle...

[Anonymous No.2299493]

>>2299461
Why was that video so frightening?

[Anonymous No.2299495]

>>2299461
host cell based therapies are in human testing now and are showing very favorable results. many will be in deployment in just 10 years, we may be looking at adding potential decades to health span by 2025, which will bridge to other advances.
Feelsgood.

[Anonymous No.2299499]

Isn't immortality against God?

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.2299500]

>>2299487
Don't kill yourself, don't completely wreck your body with a poor diet/cigarettes, and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.2299501]

You guys do realize that the Republicans and Christians would never allow such research, right?

[Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt No.2299502]

>>2299490
>>2299479 at near light speed.

[Anonymous No.2299508]

Someday we will swallow a pill full of nano bots that will repair our bodies and give up eternal life. Or they will rebel and end up giving up us the shits to find their freedom.

[Anonymous No.2299509]

>>2299500
I have anxiety over death and I don't smoke or do drugs.

I do eat a lot of junk food like fast food but not as much anymore.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.2299515]

>>2299501
There's always Plan B.

[Anonymous No.2299527]

>>2299515
And you really expect to pull this off?

[Anonymous No.2299529]

>>2299461

That's just crazy talk. No way any of that shit is real.

Once you get old you die. Simple as that.

[Anonymous No.2299531]

>>2299509
learn to cook for yourself, you'll eat better and cheaper, you can enjoy junk food as long as you have small portions, eat healthy meals every day, and get exercise. speaking as a somewhat less fat ass than i was, it helps.

[Anonymous No.2299533]

>>2299515
Can we hunt the Christians there for sport?

[Anonymous No.2299534]

>>2299531
What if my doctor advise me to eat the fast food diet because I became unhealthy on a diet of veggies? Yes, I was confused too.

[Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt No.2299536]

>>2299529
Tell that to Turritopsis Nutricula

[Anonymous No.2299543]

>>2299501
my face when it turns out to be the Democrats and Environmentalists that try to make it illegal.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.2299546]

>>2299527
Yes.
>>2299529
contactelliearrowwayrocketstothemoon.jpg
>>2299533
I don't want human rights violations in the nation. However there will be no restrictions for peacefully picketing and mocking other religions. Libertarian state and all, y'know.

[Anonymous No.2299550]

>>2299546
What will punishment be and how will transsexuals be treated?

[Anonymous No.2299554]

Immortality is only for the rich so the poor die off.

Sorry I won't see you guys in the future.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.2299566]

>>2299550
>What will punishment be
Wut?
>and how will transsexuals be treated?
As long as you aren't bothering anyone and/or posting tranny porn on billboards then the government doesn't care. Procedures will most likely have to be done outside of the country until somebody creates a program for the robots to follow for the surgical procedure.

[Anonymous No.2299576]

>>2299566
Why wouldn't you find a way to make them a complete female or male?

[Anonymous No.2299581]

>>2299550
>wants violent retribution against persons who didn't share personal values.
yeah those Christians are the only bad guys.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.2299589]

>>2299576
The government would mainly be based off voluntary programs and designs. Let's say some guy that studied medicine for 6 years and was a doctor for some time created a new program for the operation by medical automated doctors. This would then be submitted and rigorous testing would be done to see if it's safe. After that, it can be added to the list of procedures available to the wider public. Same goes for items and technologies.

[Anonymous No.2299593]

>>2299589
What would your currency be?
Have you considered getting a formspring for this project?

[Anonymous No.2299595]

>>2299536
u all jelly of that jellyfish

[Anonymous No.2299596]

>>2299581

>wants preventative action against persons who want violent persecution of gays, atheists, liberals, feminists, nonwhites, muslims, etc.

Ftfy

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.2299598]

>>2299593
The currency system would work as close to http://www.marshallbrain.com/manna5.htm as possible. Instead of the traditional way the price of things are determined simply by resources, manufacturing capacity, complexity and time/power involved constructing it.

[Anonymous No.2299600]

>>2299596
fuck liberals and moolisms.

[Anonymous No.2299608]

>>2299600

I'm no fan of muslims either, but conservatives in the US are basically the same thing.

[Anonymous No.2299615]

>>2299596
so targeting a whole group because a minority have undesirable traits and behaiviors is "preventative"?
Atheist here so I can say here with out bias, you disgust me as you are exactly like the people you have in mind.

[Anonymous No.2299623]

>>2299615

>>so targeting a whole group because a minority have undesirable traits and behaiviors is "preventative"?

So now we're pretending only a minority of them are like that?

[Anonymous No.2299625]

>>2299608
yes yes, some one rolling their eyes at you is the same as someone getting beaten to death slowly with stones under the sanction of the state, get some fucking perspective.

[Anonymous No.2299628]

>>2299608
I will kill u.

[Anonymous No.2299630]

>>2299623
if they weren't, you'd be dead. grow up child.

[Anonymous No.2299631]

>>2299623
well, isn't it only a minority?

[Anonymous No.2299640]

>>2299630

>>if they weren't, you'd be dead. grow up child.

But the facts show it to be true. A majority of US Christians do not accept evolution, and oppose gay marriage (which is why it remains illegal in nearly every state). That's as clear a definition of fundie as it gets, and the figures are unambiguous. See pic.

[Anonymous No.2299643]

>>2299631

Nope, it's a slight majority. See:>>2299640

[Anonymous No.2299655]

>>2299643
of chrisitians? maybe, how reliable is that source? also how is killing off people any helpful? surely you won't say Hitler just did it wrong.

[Anonymous No.2299656]

>>2299640
Czechfag here. Damn, I thought that we have bigger atheist majority than that.

[Anonymous No.2299658]

>>2299640
1. that american part of that study was based on a phone survay with less than a thousand calls.
2. that doen't translate into them all wandering the streets looking to kill a queer.

you are giving off a much bigger 'hate filled monster vibe' right now.

[Anonymous No.2299664]

>>2299655
Hitler's only fault is not finishing the job.

[Anonymous No.2299676]

>>2299655

>>of chrisitians? maybe, how reliable is that source?

http://www.livescience.com/health/060810_evo_rank.html

>>also how is killing off people any helpful? surely you won't say Hitler just did it wrong.

Well I was just bullshitting about that, but it would probably be wise to subtly institutionalize barriers to office so that nobody with sincere religious belief can attain any sort of power. I realize it's unconstitutional but the framers did not anticipate the cultural friction between the devoutly religious and the educated.

[Anonymous No.2299690]

>>2299658

>>1. that american part of that study was based on a phone survay with less than a thousand calls.

Every other study corroborates their results, though:

http://www.religioustolerance.org/ev_publia.htm

A slight minority of Americans, and a slight majority if American Christians as a subset.

>>2. that doen't translate into them all wandering the streets looking to kill a queer.

Because of the legal consequences. If they were able, they'd install a system of government that would make homosexuality punishable by death, as in many other theocratic nations, including Christian ones in Africa.

[Anonymous No.2299704]

>>2299676
so its ok if a genocidal/democidal fanatic get into power as long as their goals are secular?
I figured out long ago that power hungry control freaks do what they do largely independent of their supposed underling philosophy. The assholes who do it for ‘god’ would have done it for ‘the people’, the state, the neighborhood, ‘the children’, or yes ‘for science’ depending on where they were raised and what would get them power. Fixating on one supposed source of them while ignoring others is a strong sign you are one of the ones who shouldn’t have power ever.

[Anonymous No.2299710]

>>2299690
> If they were able
according to your assertion and numbers they are, yet they don't, and they didn’t when they had more.
you are just one fucked up lil monkey.

[Anonymous No.2299712]

>>2299704

>>so its ok if a genocidal/democidal fanatic get into power as long as their goals are secular?

It's a monstrous opinion I realize, but yes, provided they were sincere it could be a tremendously constructive thing.

Make a short list in your head. Right now. A list of technologies we simply can't have because of the religious, whether because of Christian opposition in politics or because Muslims could use them to commit mass murder.

Nuclear powered passenger airplanes would GREATLY reduce our use of oil, as would electric cars powered by radioisotope thermal generators, basically compact nuclear batteries. This is something that really could be done if not for the problem of Muslims who would use them as rolling dirty bombs.

Then there's stem cells, clones for spare body parts (sans brain), the list is a fucking mile long.

[Anonymous No.2299715]

Let's just kill the Christians and Jews.

Islam is the light.

[Anonymous No.2299723]

>>2299710

>>according to your assertion and numbers they are

It doesn't work that way. It's not as if whatever segment of the population has a slight majority is instantly granted absolute political power. We've currently got a center right (but liberal by American standards) president who is either moderately religious or a closet agnostic. Dems have lost a lot of seats but still managed to get a lot of key bills passed, including the repeal of don't ask don't tell, despite the Christian majority.

But you knew this. You're not interested in serious discussion. You're here to skim, then sling insults,

[Anonymous No.2299732]

>>2299712
>list of things whose history you clearly know nothing about
yeah I fucking love the idea of nuclear airplanes, it isn’t arms control, it's material science, the things are too heavy to take off even with out shielding, sadface.jpg
and embryonic stem cells was never really about abortion, it was pork to dead end research, the leukemia problem was and is insurmountable with anything that isn't getting leaped frogged by host cell based approaches.

[Anonymous No.2299736]

>durr government only treats rich people
>mfw I go to some shithole to get this shit done

[Anonymous No.2299761]

>>2299723
>>2299723
>repeal of don't ask don't tell
you realize half of seated republicans supported this right?
>You're here to skim, then sling insults
I read it all, I just realized early that you indulge the fantasy that so many people are out to kill you because that’s how your mind works, a violent us vs. them mentality where you are the light and they are monsters. Taking the time to spar is just a little practice for me, I’m past the notion that there is a light and a dark side, just me and some 6 billion other sides. If all you see is hate, maybe what you see is all yours.