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Just read the first chapter of On The Origin of Species. What the fuck did I just read? That Natural selection is the way to go about getting the best out of plants and animals? And that we'll never know the true origin of how we got dogs?

>> No.2298054

lol whaaat??

>> No.2298056

>>2298053
>best
Looks like you weren't reading hard enough.

>> No.2298059

Remember, this was written quite a while back.

>> No.2298064

Yes. And we know where dogs came from, bro.

>> No.2298067

Just read the first chapter of Moby Dick. What the fuck did I just read? Ishmael is some sailor dude rambling on about random places? Why is the book called Moby Dick? I don't think I'll ever understand.

>> No.2298074
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2298074

Just glanced at the first page of Where's Waldo?. What the fuck did I just look at? Waldo is just this guy that hides in places? Why doesn't someone look for him? I don't think I'll ever understand.

>> No.2298087
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2298087

Just look at the front cover of my classical mechanics book. Apparently there's a picture of a really old car, maybe a model T? I though mechanics was math - not working on cars. And who's that guy struggling to mess with the undercarriage?

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2298090

Just glanced at this picture! Seriusly, WTF GUYS?!

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>>2298087
hahahahaha

fuck you

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2298104

I just read the first page of an LM 741 op amp, What the fuck did I just read? The LM741C is identical to the LM741/LM741A except that
the LM741C has their performance guaranteed over a 0°C to
+70°C temperature range, instead of −55°C to +125°C?

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2298105

just read this book and oh, god what the fuck?

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2298111

I just looked out of the window....

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2298112

Just read the first pages of my Biology book. What the fuck did I just read? Acknowledgements? "About the Authors?" a Preface? I though Biology was about living things, I don't think I'll ever understand.

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2298116

Just listened to my preacher read excerpts from the bible. What he read was very informative. All the evidence science has against it? Disproven!

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2298123

Just read the first chapter of Catcher in the Rye. What the fuck did I just read? Why doesn't this kid get a job? What's his problem?

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2298124

Just read the first line of OP's post. What the fuck did I just read? Does OP sound like a raging homo to anyone else? And that he likes to suck hot horse cock? I think I understand.

>> No.2298134

I love you /sci/

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2298137

Just read the first pages of To Kill A Mockingbird... What the fuck did I just read? Is the main character a boy or girl? Why isn't there birds yet? I don't think I'll ever understand.

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2298140

ust read the first chapter of DEAD BORT. What the fuck did I just DORT BORT! DORD BORT! Why is DED BORT!

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2298146

Pull out my RAY COMFORT EDITION Origin of the Species. Read introduction by Ray Comfort. What the fuck did I just read? Darwin was a nazi, racist, sexist? And creationists are right because early scientists believed in god?

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2298147

I just read the OPs book, I think, I understand now

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2298155

Just read the first pages of Guns, Germs, and Steel... What the fuck did I just read? Who was gun? What is the author trying to say? I don't think I'll ever understand.

>> No.2298164

Just read the first post I saw on /b/. What the fuck did I just read? How the fuck did OP get a girlfriend? Why were they home alone? Who was phone? I don't think I'll ever understand.

>> No.2298177

Seriously tho OP- There was a lot that Darwin didn't know, if you've taken any Bio classes there'll be points where you want to reach through the book and give him present day knowledge (specifically about genetics)...

Just pulling my copy off the shelf:
"...if a man goes on selecting...he will most certainly unconsciously modify other parts of the structure owing to the mysterious laws of the correlation of growth."

But that makes what he did soo much cooler, because he essentially realized this amazing truth with such limited knowledge.

>> No.2298181

>mfw when people think op is for real.

>> No.2298199

>>2298112
I laughed my ass off.

>> No.2298217

>And that we'll never know the true origin of how we got dogs?
They're from Sirius lol
not sure if serious

>> No.2298221

>>2298155
heres what you need to know about that book: its a lie

>> No.2298248

>>2298221
>trips as "atheismisgay"
>expects to be taken seriously on a science board

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>>2298053