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If we woke up tomorrow and the world looked like this.

what would happen?

>> No.2282358

I would move the fuck away, I hate the tropics.

>> No.2282359

Continental drift and plate tectonics would be falsified.

Also, sage.

>> No.2282357

Theists would have a field day.

>> No.2282361

the climate will get fucked up because of shifting currents

>> No.2282368

Fucking party in Australia.

>> No.2282369

I would spend most of my day on the Internet, as usual.

Nearly everyone else would be having a shitfit.

>> No.2282374

>>2282361
Just curious, how fucked up would it get?
A little fucked fucked-up? Or mass destruction of humanity fucked-up?

>> No.2282375

The world is flat now? We are fucked.

>> No.2282385

I'd stroll down to Australia and say hi. Everyone parties because Europe just froze over

>> No.2282391

>>2282346
New York would be over ran with my countrymen looking for the finest whiskies and estates, to construct golf course on of course.

PAHAHA No really New York would be over ran by sheep and chavs.

>> No.2282406

Depends how such a magnificent feat was accomplished. The only plausible way continents could be moved overnight that I can think of is superintelligent aliens.

Who knows how they'd accomplish this?
They could rip them out of the ground and physically move them. We'd die, I needn't explain why.
Or they could teleport the continents, keeping us alive, and somehow stopping massive tidal waves.

>> No.2282409

>Be English
>Still next to france

fuck that

>> No.2282413
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Australia becomes a tropical paradise/swamp with increased precipitation. The new southern European countries are buffeted by hurricanes. Former Europe drops in temperature and becomes a new form of Siberia with the switching off of the conveyor belt ocean current. Super-cyclones may form in the water straights in between Sth. America and Africa, causing widespread damage.
There would now be a sort of 'superocean' with the technical merging of the Indian and Pacific. Overall the average temperature of the globe drops.

>> No.2282419

>>2282413
>water straights
Derp
*straits

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>> No.2282428

>>2282423
I giggled like a schoolgirl at the sight of that picture, and only at that picture, I no longer belong with /sci/. I'll grab my coat and take my leave gentlemen, I bid you a happy new year.

>> No.2282435

>>2282413
well then i suppose this 'global warming' idea is completely killed off.

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>>2282435

>> No.2282456

>>2282413

Looks like the Panthalassa Ocean is making a comeback.

>> No.2282465

>>2282346
Cubans would have a lot further to swim.

>> No.2282476

I would be sad that Australia is going to get hit by lots of hurricanes and that most of Australia's wildlife is going to get killed by US wildlife. Otherwise, seems awesome.

>> No.2282491

>>2282444
lol

>> No.2282500

>>2282476
What? US wildlife taking down aussie wildlife?

Dude, Australia is like the most venomous mother fucking place on the world, I fear going their because I KNOW I will get bitten or stung by some mother fucker out to fuck up my day.

Fuck america has bears and shit, that much I can handle I'll just run and zig zag really fast and piss on the bear from a tree top and hope for the best.

>> No.2282505

>>and that most of Australia's wildlife is going to get killed by US wildlife
you mean the conservatives?

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>>2282505

>> No.2282549

>>2282500
>
Fuck america has bears and shit, that much I can handle I'll just run and zig zag really fast and piss on the bear from a tree top and hope for the best.

>Mfw you think bears can't climb trees and would be confused by haphazard running patterns.

>> No.2282607

icwat u thar op. all the places in the top left would thrive and technology would progess and everything else would turn into some diseased/war stricken shit hole

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If we woke up tomorrow and the world looked like this.

what would happen?

Besides street parties across Britain.

>> No.2282636

>>2282549
>The tree is my last ditch attempt, sorta hoping I get to the top and they end up snapping the tree and coming down hard.

And I expect their bulk to work against them during the zigzagging.

>> No.2282641

>>2282615
I'd rather have France than Spain.

>> No.2282705

I'd be really fucking happy. I don't want to share a border with the beaners anyway. I'd much rather be next to australia and west europe with water inbetween.