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/fit/ and /sp/ here, u mad?

Pic is typical /sci/fags

/sci/:
Virgin
Nerd
Ugly
Obese
Retarded
Forever alone

>> No.2259949
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>> No.2259952

/sci/ and /fit/ here.

Nah, I'm cool.

>> No.2259953

Can you math though?

>> No.2259956
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>> No.2259957

>implying I haven't boxed for 10 years
>implying I wasn't fairly popular in High School
>implying people over the age of 9 throw paper balls at people

>> No.2259963

>Obese
1) I'm too busy with science and too doped out on Adderall to be fat.

>Retarded
2) The things I do in a day the average business major couldn't do in a semester. Deal with it.

>Nerd
3) That isn't an insult.

sage because I can

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>>2259957
Virgin
Nerd
Ugly
Obese
Retarded
Forever alone

>> No.2259965

Except for aether

>> No.2259969

ITT u mad

>> No.2259973

>>2259969
ITT U mad

>> No.2259978
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>>2259973

u mad

>> No.2259982

>>2259978
>>2259973
>>2259969
>implying u not mad
u mad?

>>2259969
>>2259978
>didn't sage
HAHA, oh wow, way to get trolled!

>> No.2259992

I still don't understand that image. What is he supposed to do? It seems like even the most badass intergalactic kung fu master couldn't really do much more unless he'd grown eyes in the back of his head.

>> No.2259993

Are you implying you were the loser making paperballs and throwing them at people?

>> No.2259997
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>He's still a virgin!
>Hahaha, gross
>He's soooo ugly!
>yeah, looks like a pig
>Hahahaha

>> No.2259998

>>2259997
lrn2greentxt newfag

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>mfw OP is correct

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/sci/ = mad

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>>2259992
This is what he should have done.

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/sci/ = Ugly

>> No.2260026
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/sci/ = Virgin

>> No.2260028

>>2260020
>implying /sci/ has emotions and simply isn't argumentative and looking for something to procrastinate with
Gawd I need to get to bed.

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/sci/ = Retarded

>> No.2260031

>>2260021
Yep, right after seeing who threw the paper ball with those eyes in the back of his head. Or maybe he could obnoxiously ask who threw it, at which point the whole class will be disrupted and everyone will just giggle.

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/sci/ = Forever alone

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ITT: One guy bumping his troll thread. Doesn't realize he is the one trolling himself.
>mfw

>> No.2260035
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/sci/ = Disgusting

>> No.2260044 [DELETED] 

/sci/ = mouth breather

>> No.2260043
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I counter your shitty newfag meme with an elder meme.
Now please leave, you lonely fuck.

>> No.2260046

>>2260031
He should have kung fu thrown and esploded every last person in that classroom. It's the only rational answer.

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/sci/ = mouth breather

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>>2260046
>>2260021
>what he should've done
>reality: too pussy to do anything
>turn around, do nothing
>virgin, forever alone, fag, etc.

>> No.2260057

>>2259940
didn't turn around, OP
felt bad about cornholing
ur mum the previous nite

>> No.2260059

>violent idiot
>gets vanned for having cp on his computer

>> No.2260064
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With each jacked inch I add to my biceps the more beef I inherit on the streets.

Every night I go out I expect shit to go down, my crew in on look out 24/7.

I've ruined 2 Armani suits with blood and musta busted the skulls of 50 guys over the summer. Cops all over my business n shit, just waiting to catch me wreckin somebody upside the head.

Just last week my Polish ass was jumped by 8 guys at the lake while i was chillin n shit with my girl. They couldnt get me to the ground since im built for this shit, aint no one knocking me out, you can't kill me son.

I was like "fuck this shit" and jumped in my car, floored it and ran 3 guys oiver. Musta broke sum bones n shit. Havent seen them guys since.

My crew is like "you gotta ease up off them weights n shit, or we gonna have beef on every street in the state" but im like "fuck no" this is what i was made for. Its in my strong ass Polish blood.

>> No.2260074

/fit/ here; OP is a massive faggot. Seriously, modern fitness is built entirely on science.

>> No.2260083

>>2260074
>scientist study to make athlete better
>Athlete gets better
>scientist still a virgin
>Athlete gets laid even more

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>/sci/
>faggots

>> No.2260122

Really, some sociologist or psychiatrist should make a study about why bad trolls happen.

I'd imagine it's because of no friends and no hugs when the troll was a small child.

>> No.2260126

>>2260122

I'm not trolling, I'm just having fun.

>> No.2260146

>>2260126
Yes, that's exactly what I mean.

The trendy thing would be to suspect that you were abused as a child, but that would be nonsense.

I expect you at some point thought you had friends, but then realized they were only there because you had something they wanted.

But what? A gaming console? A big tv? Whatever it was, once you lost it, by accident or whatever, no one would come to your house anymore.

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>>2260126
>doesn't know what trolling is
Honestly, this thread has been nothing but you bumping your own thread over and over and over and over again. If this is your fun then... well fuck, I don't know, get out of the house and get a life.

>> No.2260157

ITT: u jelly

>> No.2260161

my 8 years of swimming and 3 gold medals at regional say otherwise but i'm still fat due to insuline production of my body being fucked up.

can't really do shit about it, i could probably eat a third of what you guys eat and still fatten up.

/fit/ was hell mad when i tried to open a thread about it.

>> No.2260169

>>2259940
OP this isn't /v/

>> No.2260172

>>2260161
/fit/ knows nothing about biology or general health issues. It's fucking ridiculous. It's nothing but /b/tards who spend a month working out and posting pics.

>> No.2260173

>>2260161
some kind of diabeetus, trauma to the spleen or something else?

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>>2260173
Hyperinsulinemy, i produce 3 to 6 times more insuline than necessary.

>> No.2260198

/sci/:
Virgin - check
Nerd - check
Ugly - nay
Obese - nay
Retarded - (only socially)
Forever alone - most likely

>> No.2260199

/sci/fit/r9k/ here

>> No.2260211

Virgin - you bet
Nerd - and proud
Ugly - Fraid not
Obese - Far from it, I actually need to gain some weight
Retarded - nope.jpg
Forever alone - maybe, I hope not, It's true that I'm currently relying way too heavily on circumstances for dating. I need to get out and make a point of meeting new girls.

Is this thread going to turn into /r9k/ /adv/?

>> No.2260214

/sci/fags got told.

>> No.2260218

>>2260186
You should sell it to the insulin deficient people and make a fortune!

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Op is stating the truth. It hurts so much ;_;

/sci/, lets just kill ourselves.

>> No.2260235

Twice divorced.
Nerd, well yeah, can't function properly in a technological society without being one.
Ruggedly handsome.
Overweight.
Not all that smart, but enough to keep my business afloat.
Five kids.

Able to excercise with ~500kg on a leg press.

>>2260186
Ah, I had that before it developed into diabetes.

>> No.2260239

>>2260231
you first, person-who-so-is-totally-not-OP

>> No.2260252

>>2260235
>Able to excercise with ~500kg on a leg press.

Do you understand why this is such a retarded statement?

>> No.2260256

>>2260235
yeah, that's probably what is gonna happen tome too, in a not so distant future.

god damn.

>> No.2260264

>>2260256
do you already have a bg-meter?

>>2260252
I only do it to shut up easily impressed jocks when I'm at the gym.

>> No.2260265

>>2260235
>mfw Eurofags, while possessing the superior metric system always use mass to measure how heavy something is when mass has no bearing on the weight of an object.

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>>2260265
>mfw Americans are superior to Eurofags

>> No.2260292

>>2259940

what meme is op's pic?

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>> No.2260300

>>2260264
never had to use one, but my gramp is diabetic so yes, i do have one ready in case.

beside, my mother took hematology as specialization (never finished it tho) so i get a check every so often.

>> No.2260327

>>2260300
Good.
When I went into full diabetes-mode, my blood sugar skyrocketed within a few days which caused a small scratch to develop into a very painful infection that required surgery four times and took six months to heal.

>> No.2260332

>>2260327
>>2260300

How old were you when you got your diabetes?

>> No.2260347

>>2260332
I got mine when I was 26.

Which was kind of ironic, since that was three years after I had started losing weight by changing my living habits.

>> No.2260352

>>2260295
Amazing.

>> No.2260359

>>2260347

How much did you weigh and what kind of stuff did you eat? I'm curious.

>> No.2260388

>>2260359
Before I started losing weight I was 150kg, drank a 1,5l bottle of coke per day and ate candy and microwave foods.

At the time I got diabetes I'd dropped to 120kg by eating regular meals and taking the bicycle to work.

I'm still 105kg, but I'm 197cm tall and a lot of that weight is now muscle.