/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.2237790]

Which will come first: Human/animal crossbreeds (i.e. proper furries) or the ability to enlarge your junk to the size of a 2-liter of pepsi without losing functionality?

[Anonymous No.2237795]

The second one is useless the first one...well,let's say some people would like it

[Anonymous No.2237809]

The second one is pointless without the first one.

[Colonel Coffee Mug !phJ7yIcs.Q No.2237811]

First cyborgs. Then furries.

DIY genetic engineering kits immediately afterwards.

[Anonymous No.2237828]

fire is the only option.

[Anonymous No.2237831]

Saw a vid with a guy who injected enough silicone into his dick and balls to give most macrofurs a run for their money. No way in hell he could've ever gotten it up, though.

http://videosift.com/video/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS?nostatic=nostatic

It's from some british documentary, but I don't remember what the title was.

[Anonymous No.2237841]

You do realise that if your penis was that large you wouldn't be able to have sex with anybody, right?

[Anonymous No.2237859]

>>2237841
incorrect, good sir.

[Anonymous No.2237861]

>>2237859
thats right, they could stil have sex with your mom.

[Anonymous No.2237869]

This will never happen

Furries are one of the ew things that are universally hated by everyone, and rightfully so.

No one will ever fund anything like this

[Anonymous No.2237871]

furries are scum.
die in a fire

[Anonymous No.2237877]

>>2237869
>Furries are one of the few things that are hated by a relatively small group of virgins who hang out on 4chan or a handful of other internet communities.

ftfy

[Anonymous No.2237891]

>>2237877
Ahem.
99% of normal people would want to see you burned at the stake for wanting to fuck snoopy.
Quit deluding yourself you sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.2237899]

>>2237877
would ask "why so butt hurt?" but we all know why furries are always so butt hurt.

[Anonymous No.2237917]

>be able to eradicate populations of Furfags in the future

MY ARMOR IS CONTEMPT
MY SHIELD IS DISGUST
MY SWORD IS HATRED
IN THE EMPERORS NAME
LET NONE SURVIVE

[Anonymous No.2237922]

[Anonymous No.2237926]

>>2237891
Right, because there are always massive protests outside the hotels they hold big furcons in. -_-

Spoiler: You think "everyone" hates furries because the only people you ever come in contact with are other 4chan users.

[Anonymous No.2237925]

[Anonymous No.2237932]

>>2237831
why? oh god, why?

[Anonymous No.2237936]

[Anonymous No.2237937]

>>2237926
right. cause the community is always well aware of what happens in convention halls. oh, and they are totally ok with bestiality and things which imply bestiality. that's why you always tell people you're a furry

[Anonymous No.2237940]

>>2237926
I'm sure the general public would be a bit more vocal if they knew what the hell was going on.

Just say "hey, did you know that there are men in there dressed up in animal costumes and sucking eachothers' cocks?" to someone on the street nearby and they'll get incensed.

For bonus points, mention the reason they're in the costumes is to attract children.

[Anonymous No.2237959]

>>2237926
Most people simply don't know you freaks exist. That's all

[Anonymous No.2237961]

>>2237937
Anyone who's spent 10 seconds on the internet knows the gist of what furries are about. They just don't care nearly as much as you because, unlike you, they have sex on a regular basis and realize that pretty much everyone is horny and sleeping around as much as they're able, especially at conventions (of any type).

http://deadspin.com/5306275/the-new-york-mets-have-a-furry-run+in-on-road-trip

The New York Mets Have A Furry Run-In On Road Trip

Those injury-riddled New York Bastard Mets have struggled recently, so this recent road trip could serve as a self-reflective haven for players, coaches, and media. Unless the Pittsburgh hotel they're staying in is having a furry convention.

But according to SNY field announcer Kevin Burkhardt, that's the predicament the team faced when they pulled into their hotel room in Pittsburgh and he was justifiably "freaked out." Yes, the Westin Hotel in Pittsburgh is not only hosting the Mets this week, but Anthrocon 2009, the world's largest convention for people who like to dress in animal costumes.

The Mets managed to pull out a victory against the Brewers yesterday, with a 1-0 shutout courtesy of Mike Pelfrey. But the Mets desperately need a good night's sleep, given their recent injuries and uninspired play, so it can't be any comfort to know their REM-states might be disrupted by two people dressed in badger costumes going at it in the middle of their hallway.

[Anonymous No.2237965]

>>2237940
>Just say "hey, did you know that there are men in there dressed up in animal costumes and sucking eachothers' cocks?" to someone on the street nearby and they'll get incensed.

Incensed at you for talking about gay sex on a public street, maybe.

If they're liberal enough to be cool with homosexuality, they're not going to be enraged by the fursuit angle. Slightly weirded out, possibly, but you can say that about any unusual sexual practice3.

[Anonymous No.2237971]

>>2237961
aww those poor precious man-children. if seing peeps dressed up fucking in a hallway is enough to make them loose sleep in their own rooms the're just being pussies.

[Anonymous No.2237975]

Furries are like pedophiles, except they rape pets instead of children.
How many people support child rapists? Not many, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.2237993]

>>2237975
> X's = Y's except for <crucial difference that isn't true anyway>. Y's are hated and thrown in prison, so X's should be to.

[Anonymous No.2237998]

>>2237993
It's completely true.
The reason people turn furry is because no human will have sex with them (except for other furries), so they learn to be turned on by animals, they learn to enjoy fucking their neighbour's dog.

[Anonymous No.2238002]

>>2237998
lol stereotypes

[Anonymous No.2238010]

It’s the persecution complex fags, you aren’t some oppressed ethnic group, or even your own real sexual minority, you are just a bunch of whiny pervs. Getting heckled and mocked on the internet isn’t the fucking same as getting rounded up and put in a camp.
You shit stains wouldn’t get half the attention if you just learned to ignore people.

[Anonymous No.2238012]

>>2238002
Stereotypes are often right.
U MAD

[patachu !LULZISTwQI No.2238111]

>>2238010
plus, they're asking for it. being persecuted gives them a reason to claim anyone's wrong about them. reminds me of arabs calling racist anyone who criticize islamization.

really what's the point of having FURRIES, IRL except to satisfy the needs of some zoophiles ?

not a single furry really managed to explain me why he would dream to turn into something freaky like this yet.

also, this discussion in /sci/

[Anonymous No.2238129]

>>2238012
especially now furaffinity's notes were leaked, revealing that members of the staff is either made out of pedophiles, zoophiles, and supports this in the fandom - acts up against whoever tries to fight zoophilia, especially.

it's over, furfags. we know who you are.

[Anonymous No.2238132]

>>2238111
comparing sexual degenerates to the worlds second largest religion while simultaneously implying that muslim is a race and that muslim=arab when it can be anyone from any race.

oh 4chan, you're smart but you're also dumber than bricks. im white inb4 hurr sandnigga shit

[Anonymous No.2238138]

>>2238111
>>2238111
>>2238111
oh good, YOU'RE here. -_-

[Anonymous No.2238144]

furaffinity dramaz leaking out into the rest of the internet.

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[Anonymous No.2238158]

>>2238111
>really what's the point of having FURRIES, IRL

<-- Because this.

[patachu !LULZISTwQI No.2238162]

>>2238138
of course, i'm an expert in the study of the furry kind. it's a very serious topic. also, i'm able to answer a lot of questions if you have any.

[Anonymous No.2238180]

furry porn can be hot. you are all just oppresed and desperately trying to convince yourself that you are normal

[Anonymous No.2238182]

>>2238162
was clayton really raped when he was a kid?

[Anonymous No.2238186]

>>2238158
Horo is not a furry.

[patachu !LULZISTwQI No.2238233]

>>2238182
very probably, or he wouldn't be on pedo's back the way he does.

>>2238186
no, horo is not a furry. neither this girl with fake ears and a foxtail in the butt.

[Anonymous No.2238296]

>>2238162
I have one.
How do you chose a fursona? Sometimes I hear you don't - it's the animal who choses you.

I think I'm a furry, but don't know which species, or gender yet. ( IRL 43yo/male/straight/bank and finances employee/i like animals/tend to be depressed and into SF.)

Can I create it from scratch, or do I have to commission another furry to make it?

[Anonymous No.2238327]

>>2238296
The usual method is to open an FA account, post some of your own 3rd-grade-level drawings of your fursona, and pay someone with 7th-grade talent $50 to do a better version, which you will then fap to and use as your avatar for the rest of time.

At this point, you can either
A) Learn how to draw yourself
B) Save up money to commision better artists
C) Irritate a lot of people on busy web forums who will then draw unflattering pictures of you for free, which you can then crop and use as reaction images.

patachu chose option #3

[Anonymous No.2238364]

>>2238296
Not all "furries" need a fursona. A lot of people simply enjoy looking at anthropomorphic artwork without bothering to go any deeper. They are no less "furry" than anyone else. If you don't identify with a particular species, chances are you're one of those people.

[patachu !LULZISTwQI No.2238369]

>>2238296
no you aren't allowed to draw your own, only another fur can determine what you are and it's very simple: seeing you're older than the average furry (30ish) and with a job, straight(who certainly enjoys death metal. -now you do, or at least your fursona does.), you're a mystical fox of the shadows with glowy green eyes. now you can draw your alternate characters that fucks(yiffs. but i hate this word) with it anytime.

yes i always keep at least one fox or one dragon in stock, but there's a several drop in the stock market and psych straight one are becoming rare and outdated, 2010's almost over.


also furaffinity's a troll site. want to open something? www.inkbunny.net or get on deviantart.
i'll make it short : now you have a fursona you need to give him a name. it's a decision only you is able to take.

[Anonymous No.2238419]

>>2238327

I Guess I should practice more drawing, since I want something kind of personal.

From what I've read on Encyclopedia Dramatica about Fur Affinity's a bit more gloomy than the version depicted by furries, but I'll give it a shoot as long they don't yiff me ...!

>>2238364

I believe it's an identity thing, you know. I'm thinking about a cougar or some big cat.

>>2238369

I'm more into 80's rock / progressive, but I guess I'll adopt him immediately. Did you made it?

[Anonymous No.2238432]

>>2238419
>but I'll give it a shoot as long they don't yiff me ...!

damn, talk about missing the point.

[Anonymous No.2238448]

Also, are most furries into spiritual things? What's the exact meaning of therian and otherkin? I never really got what it means! Altought I don't wanna be involved in for this aspect, just for the fun unless the therian-otherkin spirituality being a personal enrichment.

Another one: How other furries percieve new furries? How do they see you when you hide yourself being one, or just being in for the fun and art?

Finally, how many furries is there ITT and in 4chan, in general? I thought you guys hated them but turns out that's quite a civil thread.

[patachu !LULZISTwQI No.2238495]

>>2238419
yeh. photoshop n' boredom but he's too lonely in my gallery, take care of him (i'm darkdoomer/nowhereincoming if you need to check. ...cute drawings you got btw)

>>2238432
yeah, furries goes yiffing in furry convention to pay their debts (pays expensive fursuits and artworks.)

>>2238448
therian : polite term for bestiality. therian beliefs means that it should be legal to rape your dog if you think you're a dog. they are dense and retarded and ends in prison for animal abuse. otherkin is a sign of shit tier autistic person like sonichu, like the famous "fuck you i'm a dragon"

furries hate anything new or coming from the outer fandom, and broader anything coming from the outside is an enemy.

let's count.

me: doesn't count - i'm banned from it and in fact i never been one.

you:1
anyone else ?

[Anonymous No.2238561]

>>2238495

...Huh, wtf. that's fucked up!

Thanks for the advice, and everything... I guess I'm gonna avoid this shit and keep drawing instead.

[Anonymous No.2238596]

>>2238561
patachu's a complete troll, don't listen to him -_-