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2229716 No.2229716 [Reply] [Original]

I believe I've made my case. You can kneel down before God and pray unto Him now, Atheists.

>> No.2229727

Theist here.

Atheist bros, I speak on behalf of theists when I say that we do not believe this bullshit. Thanks.

>> No.2229723

Heheh....nope.

Troll harder next time.

>> No.2229735

then who did god evolve from?
atheists: 3
12 year olds: 0

>> No.2229738

monkeys evolved from the Bible

athiests 1
christians 0

>> No.2229751

>>2229723
hehe.jpg, never see you enter a debate
afraid people from the internet will call you a dumbass?

>> No.2229756

>>2229735
but the 12 year olds are the atheists... MIND BLOWN

>> No.2229757

>>2229751
Like I said, troll harder.

>> No.2229759

Can god kill himself?
Can god make a spherical cube?
Can god build a house bigger than himself?
Can god divide by zero?

Theists:0
Atheists:9000

>> No.2229763

>>2229756
>he thinks all atheists are 12 year olds
>does not recognize the concept of a vocal minority
>clearly is a troll, a retard, underaged, or some combination of the above.

There's no picture on the internet that can express how hard you just made my eyes roll.

>> No.2229767

I love how religion is posted in /sci/

Shouldn't it be in /Comics & Cartoons/

>> No.2229770

>>2229767
More like /new/ if you ask me.

>> No.2229769

>>2229759
Can a human come up with a question that doesn't mean anything?
Can colorless green ideas sleep furiously?

>> No.2229771

>>2229769
>Can a human come up with a question that doesn't mean anything?
Yes. It's called philosophy.

>> No.2229773

>>2229771
TROLOLOLOLO

>> No.2229779

ITT: Theists believe that questions surrounding the universe are best left to a "God" who argues that men are made from clay, and the earth is the center of the cosmos with the sun, moon and the stars adorn the skies layered upon it.

>> No.2229804

As long as God is not a man in the sky or a sky wizard I agree with OP.

>> No.2229811

>>2229804
But that's what god is always defined as, you dumbfuck.

>> No.2229818
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>>2229811
Not if you're Good (smart & wise).

>> No.2229825

>>2229818
>implying aether isn't retarded
Well, aether appears to have hijacked this thread. I guess it's time to ignore it/sage it to oblivion.

>> No.2229827

>>2229811
God being in the sky is not biblical, though.

>> No.2229837

God cannot be the concept of 1 in a world governed by a cubic law of opposites. How can God possibly be everywhere at one time (know all, love all) as the concept of one? Imagine the planet earth, have a giant man standing on the top of it, that would be the concept of a man God, he would not be everywhere, he would be to the north or the part that he was standing on, however, if God was 'cubic', he could cover the north, south, east, west, front, back, inside and outside, as a cube can span over each of the locations. God being the concept of 'one' is alike the end of a sentence, full-stop.

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2229844

Has any mentioned that men do have the ability to lactate?

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

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