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2229394 No.2229394 [Reply] [Original]

Engineering overpowers science because engineers know how to make something useful.

>> No.2229402

Theyyyyy seeee meeee trolllling

>> No.2229405

Ever watched "The Other Guys"?

Yeah, just like cops, only 1 or 2 guys out of the entire group of 100+ gets the credit for the project.

You better be those 1 or 2 guys or nobody will give a shit about what you do for a living.

>> No.2229413

well i agree with OP completely if the field is something gay like womens studies or african american history

>> No.2229419

inb4 they only apply formulas without understanding them

>> No.2229429

>>2229419
bah, they only know how to plug and chug the exact same way their seniors did without even knowing what's going on!

This is why I despise biotechnology - it's like the engineering of biology - given that biology is already a field scorned upon in comparison to physics or math.

>> No.2229437

Enginerds FTW

>> No.2229444

>>2229419
Well, truth be told they also screw quite often when it comes to mindlessly applying them.

>> No.2229449

>>2229429

well, you obviously got it all wrong but i guess it depends on the school, I'm an aerospace eng. student and half of the finals is about theory and proving certain expression. I actually wish it was just plug and solve for x.

>> No.2229454

>>2229449

I'm an aerospace grad student...just you wait for the fun that is coming your way :( The theory behind control system engineering is horrendous

>> No.2229466

>>2229429
Why hatin' biotechnology?

>> No.2229536

engineering is just applied science.
nobody overpowers anybody since they're both interdependent.
/sci/ is inane and you are inept OP.
all of my hate.

>> No.2229551

yes most engineers are protocol-minded drones but they are usually lead by an overseer who has the genius of both a scientist and an engineer.

>Be a white man in 40s from Germany/Britain/USA
>Hired to oversee in huge corp in Asia
>Paid shitloads of money as expat
>Endless Asian pussy lining up before you
>Mission accomplished.

>> No.2229591

The difference between a Physicist and an Engineer is that the engineer always thinks something is gonna blow up when it won't, and for the physicist it's vis versa

>> No.2229594

>>2229551
>No chance because I am Indian

>> No.2229619

>>2229594
Haters gonna hate.

But wait! Lately Japan has started to import more Indian high-end professionals after they have shown to be as cooperative and hardworking as the Brazilians. You won't be living the harem life of the white expats but hey it's still good!

>> No.2229656

This thread is past the one hour mark and no gay porn. I'm impressed /sci/.

>> No.2229712

>>2229619
> cooperative and hardworking as the Brazilians
Sorry, wut?!

>> No.2229721

>>2229656
As soon as he heard one of his comrades scream “SQUAD BROKEN!", Eduardo the Space Marine knew that he was doomed. He charged forth in a panic, firing his plasma gun wildly into the air. Somehow the orks had surrounded them! Eduardo’s teammates ran shrieking into the depths of the abandoned tanker, the grunting lustful orks in swift pursuit. Soon Eduardo was alone.

The brawny Space Marine collapsed against a wall, panting raggedly. His plasma gun had nearly overheated, and his com units were malfunctioning. No use even if they worked. By now, his whole squad was surely dead.

Lost in his thoughts, Eduardo did not hear the ork creeping up on him. Stunned by a blow to the head, Eduardo was thrown violently to the floor. The ork grunted in amusement, bending down and straddling his body. Dazed, Eduardo turned his head to look up at his enemy. The ork fellow was huge, well muscled and even attractive for his species. Right now the ork’s vibrant green skin was flushing dark in arousal. Eduardo whimpered as he realized what was about to happen.

>> No.2229728

>>2229429
>implying you would have made it past the womb without biotech
>implying even if you did, you would have made it past 5
>implying even if you did, you'd been alive long enough to learn to internets and make a retaded post on /sci/

>> No.2229730

>>2229721
Summoning up his powers as a Blood Angel, Eduardo bellowed in the Black Rage and began to flail about under the ork. The ork simply grunting, riding the panicked Space Marine like a rodeo bull. Already weakened, Eduardo simply did not have the strength to dislodge the much heavier ork.

All that thrashing around served to arouse the ork further. His name was Gurk, and the friction as the puny Marine flopped around between his muscular thighs was giving him quite a respectable hard-on. Gurk had meant to save the Marine for his own squad, but he couldn’t wait any longer. Whipping out his own plasma gun, Gurk seared off the back of the Marine’s armor, leaving his shining buttocks bare to the ork’s lustful gaze.

Eduardo moaned in fear, his virgin asscheeks clapping firmly together to deny the ork entrance. Gurk simply laughed, ripping off his crude orkish loincloth to reveal a thick green meat pole, nearly 12 inches long. The ork stuck one calloused finger down his throat, bringing up a thick vomit slurry which spattered down into the crack of Eduardo’s ass. Smearing the foul vomit around with one brutish paw, Gurk prepared the Space Marine’s tender anus for playtime.

>> No.2229733

/sci/ - engineering and gay orc pron

>> No.2229736
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>>2229730
Much to Gurk’s frustration, his cock was simply too large to fit inside Eduardo’s tight man cunt. He grunted furiously, screaming “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" in his deep orkish voice as he battered his fuckmeat against Eduardo’s tightly sealed pleasure ring. Suddenly the Space Marine’s portal gave way, and the swollen head of Gurk’s cock popped through into the forbidden halls of his anus. Gurk’s pleased snort was drowned out by Eduardo’s scream of agony.

The ork began to pump away in earnest, his bulging muscular hips and thighs slamming brutally against Eduardo’s ass. His heavy, furry balls slapped against the human’s ass merrily, creating a calypso that pleased Gurk mightily. Blood, a thin smear of feces, and Gurk’s own oily yellow pre-cum lubricated Eduardo’s asshole until it was as hot and slippery as Gurk’s own mother’s cunt.

Poor Eduardo was swiftly going into shock from the pain. His mind growing dim, he screamed “SQUAD BROKEN! SQUAD BROKEN!" over and over as the ork thrust brutally into his bruised insides. The ork’s massive cock had caused a large degree of internal damage, and Eduardo was close to passing out from blood loss and fear. If his squad didn’t find him soon, Eduardo knew that he would soon die. His poor plasma gun discharged into the floor one final time, overheating from a mix of pleasure and agonizing pain.

>> No.2229741

>>2229733
>/sci/- engineering and engineer porn

>> No.2229745
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>>2229736
The Space Marine had been a good fuck for Gurk, but he needed something special to truly finish. Gurk’s heavy balls drew up close to his body, and he felt himself tensing, about to cum. As Gurk’s thick semen roiled up out of his cock and into Eduardo’s battered body, the ork slammed his powerful hands shut around the Marine’s neck. With a vicious jerk up and back, the ork crushed the Marine’s windpipe and vertebrae, swiftly ending his life. Eduardo’s anus clamped shut around Gurk’s cock, the painful tightness almost causing the ork to pass out.

Gurk roared out as he climaxed in the dead Marine, his beautiful green cock pumping load after load of thick ork jizzum into Eduardo’s lower intestine. The ork pulled out as Eduardo’s anus slowly relaxed, releasing Gurk’s cock with a wet sucking sound. Gurk used the sleeve of the Marine’s uniform to wipe the thick scum of blood, shit and cum from his swiftly withering ork meat. With a satisfied grunt, Gurk walked slowly away from the Marine.

Eduardo’s corpse lay cooling on the floor of the tanker, the charred remnants of his uniform stained dark with the foul fluids of both the ork and himself.

Squad broken.