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Everyone on earth is killed except for the people who have been on 4chan in the last 24 hours.You get the choice to kill yourself, or you get 10 minutes and then you're teleported to a subtropical island populated by the other people of the board you frequent most often with the objects on your person (what you are wearing and holding).The other boards are alive and on different places of the archipelago. So, naturally, the populace depends on the continents.The Earth's atmosphere is no longer fucked up, and all the resources on the Earth have been restored to record levels. Long-extinct plants and animals live once more, although the island would have a limited large predator population.Moot is dead, and we don't have means of communicating with other islands. The boards with <20 people are randomly distributed amongst the bigger boards.What does /sci/ do?

>> No.2227460

1. Punch trees.
2. Build house.
3. Communal masturbation over the singularity.

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2227461

/sci/sland, circa 48 hours later

>> No.2227462

Live out the rest of my life in crazy fucked up hedonism with the gents from /d/.

>> No.2227465

>>2227461
However, the scientists would not be able to get dates, and the engineers would be buttfucking. And so, the world's greatest civilization will collapse in but one generation.

>> No.2227466

we accumulate our practical skills and work towards obliterating /b/
we then proceed to rescue /ck/ and /wg/

we wait 2 years before we even look at /v/

>> No.2227484

Attempt to survive by assessing the environment and individual professions, then working with what we have.

>> No.2227494

>>2227460
Punch trees? What the fuck?

>> No.2227499

/sci/ would lack the female population for a prosperous society, we would bargain for the women of the other boards for our developed technology. No doubt many of the boards will turn into uncivilised savages, in which they will be quickly eradicated or captured by the superior weaponry and war tactics as a result of our superior intellect.

>> No.2227501
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2227501

Begin our glorious technocracy

>> No.2227509

>>2227460
I was going to make that joke... *grumble grumble*

>> No.2227510

Build a university in hopes of attracting adults from other boards to complete are unfinished high school and undergraduate education.

>> No.2227511

>>2227447
If i lived on an island full of SCIENTISTS, it would be great

If i lived on an island full of /sci/-fags, i would kill myself probably after the second day. There's nothing worst talking to somebody who THINKS he's smart. I can't imagine a whole island of them.

>> No.2227513

>>2227499
and that would be just the start of our uprising

>> No.2227522

>The Earth's atmosphere is no longer fucked up
The atmosphere is fucked up? wat?

>> No.2227524

>>2227499
eventually overrun /k/ use all of their resources to create superweapons

>> No.2227528

>>2227511
THIS. I'll hollow out a log and paddle to... shit I donno, /k/ island should have some hunters.

>> No.2227529

>>2227524
I doubt they could do that given most people who go to 4chan have less than 2 years of college behind them...

>> No.2227533

>>2227499

So in conclusion firstly gather as many resources as possible, anticipate barbaric behaviour and quickly build strong bases, armour and weaponry to gain political dominance in the region. Send diplomats to regions with legislatives proposals of a new society.

>> No.2227537

HAY GUYS IMAGINATION IS FUN!

LET'S IMAGINE THINGS!!!

>> No.2227538

>>2227529
hey my immagination is limitless leave me be

>> No.2227546
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2227546

I WOULD POUR POPROCKS AND COKE INTO THIS WOMAN'S VAGINA

>> No.2227550

>>2227546
>>2227546
this, a million times

>> No.2227563

>>2227466
>work towards obliterating /b/
Do I hear you advocating the mass murder of children?

>> No.2227569

>>2227546
holy fuck

>> No.2227571

>>2227563
It's the only applicable and moral use of eugenics I can think of.

>> No.2227573

>>2227563
those children are tainted with cancer
it's more cruel to leave them ali-wait...
it's more funny to leave them alive
don't kill them just watch them from afar for shits n giggles

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>>2227563

>> No.2227587

>>2227511

Obviously we would establish rule by merit with the actual qualified scientists making the decisions and delegating work to the amateurs

>> No.2227609

/b/ has a large enough population that trying to take them out is unthinkable. Remember that /b/ also has technical experts; they're just a smaller fraction of their much larger population, so there's no good reason to expect that we'll overwhelm them technologically. We need to convince them that we're valuable and that attacking us will hurt them (like raiding Wikipedia). Even so, we should expect and prepare for some small-scale attacks given /b/'s anarchic tendencies.

/cgl/ is also going to get a lot of attention for being the only island with a majority-female population. We need to think about what our policy on that mess is going to be.

>> No.2227610

>>2227587
even though i would be the lowest peon on the island (i think)
i wouldn't give a shit i would be glad to be amongst the master race of all the islands

>> No.2227622

Laugh at the neck beards trying to swim to /s/ Island while I sit back with the rest of the guys from /fit/.

>> No.2227628

>>2227587
>actual scientists on /sci/
LMAO

>> No.2227637

>>2227622
*giggles*
c'mon son /fit/ would die off so quickly
think logically

>> No.2227638

>>2227622
Shouldn't they be swimming to /cgl/? /s/ is filled with people who fap to sexy beautiful women; i.e., heterosexual men and lesbians.

>> No.2227661

/b/ is also allied with /k/
we have guns and techs
we will rule

>> No.2227665

>>2227510
And in particular, the university would attract people with technical skills, which is a vital thing to do if we want to assure our superiority through technological strength.

>> No.2227673 [DELETED] 

>>2227609
/b/ has been reduced to sheer retarded anarchy starting wars on whoever they feel like

>> No.2227681

>>2227661
An alliance with /b/ wouldn't mean jack shit unless they somehow manage to pull together a stable government, which somehow I doubt they would. Too many anarchists over there.

>> No.2227697

>>2227609
all /b/ can do now is post cancerous threads and have an "E-War" by DDOSing some shit
/b/ is too stupid to live, a select few will be all that's left 1 year from the event

>> No.2227703

After creating some sort of societal stability.
Establish a quick meta-analysis of the former traffic statistics of each board to determine demographics of the other board islands and weigh up strengths and weaknesses of each board, create risk assessments and predictions of what civil developments may occur on the islands and further implications.

>> No.2227708

>>2227665
a fucking university... this is why /sci/ island will be the first to die out. fucking clueless.

>> No.2227710

>>2227703
grabbing your laptop before you leave then eh?
lets face it, /cgl/ /ck/ /wg/ and /k/ are our friends

>> No.2227714

>>2227697
And those select few might still contain more technical experts than /sci/. Scientists and engineers who are also cannibals, and who are coming in great ships, built by those among the masses of idiots who could be domesticated and enslaved, to eat you.

>> No.2227716

>>2227708
yeah cause we're all gonna follow that shitty idea
HURR

>> No.2227719

>>2227710
Why are you forgetting abotu our good friends in /tg/? A good lot of them have similar amounts of scientific knowledge, and they are quite creative.

>> No.2227721

>>2227719
nope never been there
goodbye
im going to check this place out

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>>2227721
>>2227721
>>2227721
HOLY SHIT THIS PLACE IS AWESOME

>> No.2227726

>>2227708
Obviously it wouldn't be the first thing we'd do, or even close to the first thing.

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2227736

The last thread 404'd before I had a chance to post this.

>> No.2227780

>>2227736
you just made dirty pans motherfucker
wash em

>> No.2227924

bump

>> No.2227933

>>2227736
what's wrong with this

>> No.2227938

>>2227933
I don't think there's anything wrong with it. It's a pretty well-known technique for making freshwater from seawater. If I am wrong, let someone correct me.

>> No.2227942

>>2227933
You let almost all the steam go. You're not going to get much condensation.

>> No.2227949

Just think aboout the survival game it will be on /b/'s island...

The few left alive after a year willl be supermen.

>> No.2227954
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2227954

If /sci/, /g/, /fit/ and /k/ all pulled together it would be successful. Just keep /v/, /b/, and /a/ as FAR away from us as possible.

>> No.2227956

>>2227933
I thinks its more making fun at our discussion in second reincarnation of this thread of how to support the island with fresh water incase of no stream.

>> No.2227969

Why do you insist on teaming with /k/ ? They're mostly terrible people...

>> No.2227970

>>2227954
/sci/ and /g/ make the technology, plans, and research.

/k/ hunts and scavenges for food.

/fit/ builds the shelters and mates, and /sci/ and /g/ pass down their knowledge to the good looking /fit/ children, creating a smart, strong, beautiful master race.

>> No.2227972

>>2227954
This.

>> No.2227973

>>2227969
they have guns.....
i dont like it but everyone else seems to

>> No.2227981

/sci/ reaches the singularity 5 hours later and everyone becomes transhumanist

>> No.2227984

>>2227970
Survival stuff like hunting and gathering food has to come before building boats and contacting other islands.

>> No.2227988

>>2227970
that has got to be the least emotional response i have ever seen
ever

>> No.2227990

>>2227970

Speak for yourself faggot. Just because we're /sci/ doesn't mean we're overweight neckbeard labgeeks. I'll outcompete most of those fitfags over anything, any day.

>> No.2227991

>>2227984
/sci/ could easily make a temporary shelter and scavenge some food. We're nerds, but we're not impossibly weak.

>> No.2227997

>>2227990
Speak for yourself, I'm average, and that's what most of /sci/ is. What are you, some internet tough guy?

>> No.2228005

>>2227447
build a nuke and set it off on /b/
Then proceed with the singularity.

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>>2227988
>He let's emotion get in the way of decision making

>> No.2228007

>/g/
>fermis burn down out island
>flee island of H.M.S. ATI
>ship has no drivers.
>we all die.

>> No.2228013

>>2227990
no you don't. you have never seen a gym in your life.

>> No.2228018

>>2227973
I actually think /sci/ would build a better mouse trap within a few hours.
No way we wouldn't have some form of projectile weapons shortly after putting our minds to it.
They're damn easy to make.

>> No.2228023

>>2227942
So build a dome perhaps? I'd try it out if I had a stovetop to boil water on.

>> No.2228024

>>2228018
But having firearms and people trained with them at the start wouldn't be a bad thing.

>> No.2228027

>>2227997

I did speak for myself, thanks. /fit/ is a pile of useless retards and they have no benefit to founding a society. I'm not being an internet tough guy when I say there's no reason a pile of /fit/fags would have any advantage over courting girls versus you or I or any of /sci/ (aside from the underageb&).

>> No.2228034

>>2228013
It'd actually be quite a feat for someone to live their entire life without once glimpsing a gym.

>> No.2228035

Not enough info to make a detailed survival plan. We need some sort of social structure to get things done, though. First day we find water, build a fire, get food if we can. That night we take shifts keeping watch, in groups of 3. Second day we get more food, build rudimentary shelters, start working on hunting tools, etc.

How many of us are there? That's a very important thing to consider.

>> No.2228040

>>2228027
/fit/ does have a few strong good looking people that would be beneficial to a master race, we would leave all the pathetic ones on the /fit/ island. /fit/ is still 4chan, so it's mostly losers, it just happens to have the most non-losers.

>> No.2228042

>>2228023
Stretch the plastic across the top of the pot with a cup in the middle of the pot.
Put a small rock in the middle of the plastic.

>> No.2228049

Our houses should be geodesic domes.

>> No.2228055

>>2228018
Give me a day and I'll put together a crude crossbow.
Give me the right tools and I'll give you a blowgun.
give me the right ingredients and I'll give you a flamethrower.

Wont stand up to /k/ or /b/, but I think we could take down most other boards.

>> No.2228056

>>2228049
I second this.

>> No.2228058

We should get /lit/ too, and preserve all the books they have.

>> No.2228062

>>2228055
I'm a Marine and avid /sci/entist.
Between the two of us at least I think we can even top /k/.

>> No.2228066

Does anyone here know anything about metallurgy?

>> No.2228069

>>2228040

You think /sci/ doesn't have a few strong good looking people? Maybe I'm a rare deviation from the standard and actually care about my looks and fitness.

In either case, you're pretty clueless or a troll if you're
a) trying to create a "master race"
b) thinking fitness is going to contribute to a master race (given that it's not inherited and all)

Such retardation doesn't belong on /sci/

>> No.2228071

Hopefully we get someone from /ck/. It doesn't have enough people to have its own island.

>> No.2228077

>>2228062
The numbers man, even if, 99 percent of /sci/ owned a firearm, we would still be outnumbered by /k/.

>> No.2228080

>>2228058
The uniting of the islands through enlightenment will be the crowning achievement of /sci/ island.
But that comes in time.

>> No.2228086

>>2228077
But if /sci/ builds the first accurate long range catapult/missile/cannon and a means to locate /k/ island first, we got em by distance.

>> No.2228089

>>2228069
Good looks are inherited. There are strong good looking people on /sci/, indeed on all boards, but /fit/ does have the most, even though that's still not very many. All I'm saying is take some of our boats, find the strongest good looking ones to help out with building and help create a good looking master race as a bonus.

>> No.2228130

Semi /r9k/er here. What about them?
Despite the everlasting bawwfest, they have some golden moments in addition to camwhores.

>> No.2228134

>>2228130
/r9k/ island is empty due to mass suicide.

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>>2228130
Our new world demands more than what you can provide

>> No.2228140

Well, this is a nice old idea.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/A_whole_new_world/index.php?

>> No.2228142

/sci/ allies with /tg/, /g/ and /ck/ and together they try to build something worthwile. They have the best standards of living. Maybe they'll contact /lit/ and /mu/.

Porn boards form a new Alliance, and everyone is friends to them because everyone needs to fap from time to time.

/b/ has the most important population, there is complete anarchy and even though they face civil wars they send raids to other islands and remain dangerous.

/v/ and /r9k/ are complete shitholes and people from here try to emigrate to other islands but nobody wants such losers. Eventually they are captured by /b/ raids and are turned into gay sex-slaves.

/int/ faces a dramatic civil war, will probably die out.

/new/ is a nightmarish place to live in, full of rednecks and retards. They declare war to everyone except porn boards and /k/.

/k/ owns the guns, and is friends with everyone cause no one wants to mess with them (except /b/).

Other boards do shit on their own and they are either isolated or they emigrate to other islands.

>> No.2228143

Should get /x/ with /sci/, one of the more intelligent boards with an interestingly high population of females. Albeit some of them are probably crazy bitches.

That and joining together another "island board" under an alliance would bolster /sci/'s influence quite a lot.

>> No.2228150

"eugenics" you would make the future of Sci\ eugenics
why not capture some Slave's whilst your at it.

>> No.2228151

>>2228142
see
>>2227970
>>2227954

Although I agree with everything else

>> No.2228160

>mfw everyone thinks b is impossible to take down due to numbers
Their average IQ is lower than the number of digits they have. For the very small minority that may be smart, they'll soon be ripped apart by the civil war that breaks out within b.
Any board with half a brain can clean up the mess.

>> No.2228172

>>2228160
Actually I think the smartest ones will take advantage of it and will try to lead raids to other boards. Fortunately they will target /v/, /r9k/ and /x/ first.

>> No.2228177

>>2228172
I would think /cgl/.
RAPE RAPE RAPE

>> No.2228178

>>2228062
You have my sword.

In all seriousness though, none of these would be very good, maybe if all goes well I could get the flamethrower up to a quick burst of fire stretching 20 feet, it wouldn't even slow down a /k/iller.

>> No.2228202

>>2228160
agreed.
Also, they have to build boats to raid.
This amounts to an impossible task for /b/, too lazy, anyone that tries will be shut down by trolls.
Without raids to unite them, they will self troll to death.

>> No.2228203

>>2228172
The smart people who frequent /b/ occasionally spend more time on other boards.

>> No.2228205

>>2228089

>good looks can be inherited

But fitness isn't, retard. There's no connection between fitness and natural good looks. you can have fuglys frequenting your gym /fit/ just like you can have naturally good looking people going into /sci/

The fact that you make a connection between fitness and anything genetic tells me youre a troll or a retard. In either case, gj for stringing me along.

>> No.2228217

List what you're bringing, so we know what we've got to work with.

Someone better take a guitar.

>> No.2228229

>>2228178
Again tho, that's assuming they get boats before we do and get here before we build a cannon.

>> No.2228230

>>2228217
And my axe.

>> No.2228234

/v/ here,

Sorry about your opinion of us. How about ALL the boards gang up on /b/? We hate them because their children also happen to play video games so they come into /v/ and do the faggy things all over /v/. So come on /sci/ be cool.

>> No.2228235

>>2228205
Then we draft /fa/, they are mostly good looking.

We also need to take /lit/ into our care, we can draft them as teachers seeing as they are more intelligent than most people on any other board.

>> No.2228242

i frequent /new/... so i'm pretty much fucked

>> No.2228246

>>2228205
For the last time, /fit/ is NOT there to give "fitness genes" to their children. They are there to build, and for good looks for the next generation. /sci/, /g/, and /k/ will also have good looking people to contribute to the next generation as well, /fit/ just happens to have hundreds of /fit/ people and tens of good looking people.

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>>2227494

>> No.2228255

>>2228217
>list what you're bringing
Marine here:
Survival skills
Springfield XD .45 2 mags
Smartphone with gps and 2 extra batteries
Car keys w/ remote entry clicker
Standard digital watch
Clothes inc. warm, rain resistant jacket
Gortex and leather Boots.
motherfuckin' pocket knife.

>> No.2228257

>we don't have means of communicating with other islands

Does this mean we can't bring radios? Can we build them when we get there?

>> No.2228261

>>2228242
>Time for our new Herpitarian society.
>>No, I want a Derpitarian society.
>You are retarded, Derpitarians are fags. Here's a graph in the sand that proves it.
>>>NIGGERS

>> No.2228262

>>2228249
fucking minecraft!
>punch trees
>get wood
>...
>profit
problem science?

>> No.2228268

>>2228257
sure crystal radios are fairly easy takes time tho.
also we phones.
I doubt anyone else is going to do this tho.

>> No.2228280

>>2228255
This raises another question: Are the GPS satellites still there? What about other relics of the past civilization?

>> No.2228287

>>2228280

What if.../b/ has a bunch of unused nuclear bombs?

>> No.2228288

>>2228261
exactly. there'd be a massive civil war within minutes of forming
each political faction would split into groups, make spears and then attack the other factions
when only one faction remains, it would split into smaller factions which would then kill each other
until everyone is dead

>> No.2228289

>>2228280
Wouldn't think so. It seems to be modern-day Earth had humanity become extinct at around the same time as the neanderthals did.

>> No.2228294

>>>/fit/5523380
>We should also enslave /b/ and use them as foot soldiers and implement a spartan bases military to make sure we can keep them in check

Dear mother of god, how fucking badass is that?
Should we start diplomacy with their board?

>> No.2228296

>>2228042
>>2228023
That's an improvement. But steam builds pressure which will escape. A proper still is gas-tight, so it forces the steam out the tubing, which then goes through a liquid (which can be salt water) to cool it. The pressure forces the condensed pure water (or alcohol) out the other end of the tube. That's the only way to collect all the gas that you've used up your fuel to produce.

>> No.2228304

>list what you're bringing

Compass
Knowledge of celestial navigation
mesh screening. Good for insect nets and fishing.
Rope, string, fishing hooks. wire. Lots of wire.
K-bar
Radio transmitter and receiver.
shovel. Pickaxe.
flashlight, or lantern.
Some kinda fuckin handbook on how to identify poisonous plants.
Pots and pans, and a first aid kit.
Binoculars, or, if I can find one, a telescope.
And measuring tape

>> No.2228308

>>2228280
op question implies the event occurs w/in 24hrs of a time during which 4chan was available.
We can safely assume the GPS is still up.

>> No.2228309

Oh jesus I'm stuck with all the fat rapists that frequent /fit/

>> No.2228310

>>2228294
When are you fucktards going to understand that you don't have any pertinent knowledge or skills and are going to die out within a month. There will be a war between /k/ and /b/. /k/ has the weapons and know-how and /b/ has the numbers. Everyone else who survives picks one of those sides.

>> No.2228322

>>2228296
No question there but while you work on collecting copper or some other suitable metal, I'll go ahead and use a non/semi water permeable material stretched over a pot to produce fresh water now.

>> No.2228325

>>2228304
re-read the question. You don't get to pick random shit.
All you have is what you have on you when the shit goes down.

>> No.2228326

>>2228310
It's actually real easy to survive with our numbers, but we wouldn't live full lives unless we managed to build a ship to get back to what's left of civilization.

>> No.2228328

>>2228310
Actually I have a month of intense wilderness survival training under my belt.
Somewhat overweight, but strong.
Know how to build weapons and a water still.
I can get you a shelter before nightfall.
Stop assuming everyone on /sci/ is a neckbeard without any useful skills.

>> No.2228333

>>2228310
gtfo /sci/
<---- /b/ and /k/ are that way

>> No.2228336

>>2228326
You'd need some common survival sense to survive, regardless of numbers. After reading a few of these threads, it's apparent /sci/ has none.

>> No.2228337

I'm thinking some automatic defenses akin to early Chinese landmines and seamines, make our shelters underground so nobody knows what our tech is like, and generally be isolationist. Occasionally send out diplomats to other islands, to negotiate treaties and trade deals.

>> No.2228342

>>2228333
I'm just telling you the truth. I don't frequent /k/ or /b/.

>> No.2228344

>>2228328
Actually, smart and fat are useful attributes in a survival situation.
I say this because your comment seems to indicate that you being overweight is bad.
In this case it will be a buffer if you can't acquire a stable food source right away.

>> No.2228349

>>2228325
You reread it dipshit

>> No.2228359

>>2228342
You're delusional then and your assumptions indicate a state of mind that is unsuitable for /sci/.
I stand by my statement.

Your image of the kind of person that populates this board is based entirely on assumptions you have made drawing from stereotypes you hold. Since no one person on this board is likely to fit the image you have for them, it is utterly useless to make any kind of assertion about the usefulness of /sci/ in this proposed scenario.

>> No.2228363 [DELETED] 

Thanks I know that. There's a zellers that I can sprint to 20 seconds away from my house. half that shit I can find in my house and the other half I'll have no problem getting in a 5 minute runaround in zellers.

>> No.2228368

>>2228325

Thanks I know that. There's a zellers that I can sprint to 20 seconds away from my house. half that shit I can find in my house and the other half I'll have no problem getting in a 5 minute runaround in zellers.

>> No.2228378

this
>>2228359

>> No.2228387

>>2228336
I would think that at least some people know how to build shelters and acquire food. It then comes down to organization. Do we listen to what knowledgeable people have to say and work together to get something done, or do we get into retarded arguments where the participants leave in a huff, and everyone does their own thing in an effort to prove themselves right?

>> No.2228397

>>2228349
If you are keeping up with this multi-board post then you would know that was specified in other OPs.
However, to keep it just with this OP, you can honestly acquire a:
>Compass, mesh screening Good for insect nets and fishing. Rope, string, fishing hooks. wire. Lots of wire. K-bar Radio transmitter and receiver. shovel. Pickaxe. flashlight, or lantern. Some kinda fuckin handbook on how to identify poisonous plants. Pots and pans, and a first aid kit. Binoculars, or, if I can find one, a telescope. And measuring tape
in a mere 10 minutes starting from a random location?
In that case, i'm bringing my house and gun store.

>> No.2228400

>>2228336
I personally know how to survive in the wild, depending on where I am.

>> No.2228405

/b/ raids became so much more problematic

>> No.2228406

/fit/ would be the most likely to dominate, we should ally with them .Together we can build a master civilization.

>> No.2228407

>fake massive bloodbath [sacrifice animals, etc.] to make it look like there was a massive religion vs. science debate that killed everyone
>build Gondolin in mountains and rebuild modern tech in secret

This is assuming that none of the other boards manages to develop air reconnaissance, which mostly depends on how things play out initially. I would put it past everyone else to build even a balloon, so it should be okay.

>> No.2228422

>>2228368
>>2228397
>>2228349
>troll detection activated
please disregard last post.

>> No.2228428

>>2228397

>Compass
In my room
>mesh screening Good for insect nets and fishing.
In my room
>Rope, string, fishing hooks. wire. Lots of wire. In my garage
>K-bar
In my room
>Radio transmitter and receiver.
Zellers
>shovel.
Zellers
>Pickaxe
Zellers. An Ice pick will do.
>flashlight, or lantern.
Garage
>Some kinda fuckin handbook on how to identify poisonous plants.
In my room, actually
>Pots and pans, and a first aid kit.
Kitchen. Garage
>Binoculars,
In my room
>or, if I can find one, a telescope.
Probably not
>And measuring tape
In my room.

Seriously a lot of these are household items. It's a long list but it's mostly trivial crap, especially for an outdoor/nature entheusiast.

>> No.2228444

>list what you're bringing

Extensive survival knowledge/ability
Experience teaching said survival knowledge
Extensive swimming knowledge/ability
Experience teaching said swimming knowledge
Decent medical knowledge and experience using it
Historic knowledge of how people lived in previous times, including basic engineering and architecture (lol i can build us roman domes, saunas, concrete, and insulated stilt housing, outrigger canoes, and more!)
knowledge of agriculture and what tropical island food is edible and the correct preparation methods (family is all farmers and i have spent time on several pacific islands), as well as how to spear hunt for fish
Shovel
Two Axes
Hand saw
A few study knives
Water purification equipment
compass
sunglasses

>> No.2228445

>>2228428
as long as you think you can get it all in 10 mins that's shorter than a lot of people think.
and I'll actually give you the radio transceiver since that's my retard moment.
cell phone = transceiver

>> No.2228461

i propose an alliance to exterminate /b/

>> No.2228472

>>2228461
no need. Every board is planning to annihilate /b/ first and it's likely that /b/ will destroy itself if left alone for five minutes.
Either way, they don't stand a chance we have better things to use our time on.

>> No.2228479

>>2228472
in that case, good luck surviving raids by hordes of retarded teenagers

>> No.2228510

>>2228479
/b/ Doesn't have a chance. Their cohesion is lacking at best. /b/tards Are just going to split off and join the other islands/boards as they see fit. Where we can then put them to use as a menial labor force.

As for guns, try and bring simple weapons /sci/. Revolvers are the best, their simple, easy to clean, and are damn near IMPOSSIBLE to jam. Those fancy AR-10's, SKS's, and shotguns that /k/ is toting? They won't last very long in a tropical environment. Especially when you realize that /k/ will need to protect their bullets.

As for what I'm bringing?
Nagant 91/30, along with ten clips of ammo,
Compass, Knife, med-kit, two shovels, a large bin, extra clothing, sunglasses, flint, pot, and three containers of water, and a backpack. Probably will bring Iodine tablets if I have the time.

>> No.2228534

>>2228510

>Those fancy AR-10's, SKS's
>Fancy
>SKS

Son I am disappoint.
Son

>> No.2228551

>>2228534
I didn't mean fancy literally. I meant fancy as in beyond what we need, or is even required.

Besides, compared to a bolt-action rifle or a pistol, a semi-automatic rifle IS fancy by comparison.

>> No.2228555

>>2228510

clips.

Son, you will never do some damage. I am disappoint.

>> No.2228556

i'll fill my computer with 5TB worth of SCIENCE and bring that

think about it.

>> No.2228565

Be smart people, it might be a long time, but /new/ will end up ruling over everyone. They do politics, they'll lay low and when things stabilize, they'll come and start campaigning

>> No.2228571

>>2228556
This is why /sci/ island will be lifeless in a month.

>> No.2228575
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>>2228565
Rosemary for queen of the 4chan archipelago!

>> No.2228593

>>2228565
>implying /new/ is politically savvy and not just a mixture of ideologues and spillover from /k/

>> No.2228604

>>2228571

u jelly?

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>>2228555

Stripper clips. Nuggets use stripper clips.

>> No.2228610

Status report from /fit/

>Dont care about /sci/ exept for a few people that want to join with us.

A full aliance would be hard, but we will get allong well with them.

Anyone know how to make LSD? We could corner that market and quickly become a power beyond control.

>> No.2228623

>>2228610
this control the spice then control the universe

>> No.2228627

>>2228510
A revolver will be pointless against a /k/ army toting assault rifles. You'll never get close enough to use it. I'm defecting to /k/ and leaving you sorry clueless asses. Maybe you'll have a couple people who know about survival, but no one else will listen to them.

>> No.2228633

>>2228610
I think /fit/ will find that /sci/ knows how to make all manner of interesting things.

>> No.2228639

>>2228610
i've got something from an old info thread
unfortunately, i'll be down at /new/ island

>> No.2228640

Smart /sci/entists know /k/ can be their best ally or their worst enemy.

Despite what some pantywaists on here think we are fairly well educated with many of us having decent to strong hard science backgrounds.

>> No.2228644

/k/ommando here. How do you guys feel about a possible /sci/ - /k/ treaty?

>> No.2228651

>>2228610
Hell yes I can make LSD. Probably not on an island, though.

Good news! LSA grows in all sorts of island plants, and DMT in even more! Both of which are VERY easily extracted.

LSA is a good substitute for LSD, and DMT blows both out of water.

>> No.2228652

>>2228627
better without you if that's what you think.
I think /sci/ will have the easiest time coming together and making shit happen.
Bunch of rational thinkers looking to enact the best ideas that work.

>> No.2228653

>>2228644
I don't know how this thread is going, but in the earlier ones, we were all for it.

It was one of our main points, in fact.

>> No.2228654

>>2227546
Wow. She's pretty cute.
Save for the obvious obnoxiousness she was going for

>> No.2228657
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2228657

/k/ommando here

>>>/k/7899370

/k/ is very interesting in being allies with /sci/, along with /an/, /tg/, and possibly a few others.

we have a lot of survival gear, and wouldn't mind the company. plus, it seems we have similar motivation: building a functional, well armed, well educated society to fight off the more retarded inhabitants of this world

an alliance would be profitable to us both

>> No.2228659

>>some of us are down are for an alliance some of us aren't. Personally i think i'd be the smart thing to do but eh we have too many moralfags that think ensuring survival isn't as important as having an alliance with guys that have guns

>> No.2228660

dearest /sci/, we down at /new/ have begun to form a survival plan of sorts
and you know /k/ would only enslave you

>> No.2228662

>>2228644
/sci/ is for, at a minimum, a mutual non-aggression pact.

>> No.2228664

/sci/ can either submit and prosper under the new empire, with /b/ as the capital.
of course all cancer will be executed, which is why we need /sci/ to help make some nerve gas.
That or face genocide, as /k/ marches in, boots dyed red from the blood of /r9k/ and /jp/.

>> No.2228667

>>2228627
Think about this for a moment anon. /k/ Is going to run out of bullets, this is a fact. They won't be able to go very far from their base of operations. And for all their talk, VERY few people on /k/ have assault rifles. Face it, if it comes down to a fight, nobody is going to beat /k/. But what happens when /k/ runs out of bullets? When their guns jam? Maintaining that gun is still a big necessity. Not to mention that /k/ aren't experts in jungle warfare.

Not to say that you shouldn't defect to /k/. Since that's my plan the first chance I get. But showing up with a gun, even a revolver, can help defuse a few potentially explosive situations.

>> No.2228669

>>2228664
>>2228653

Good to hear, I think an alliance of sorts would be a great idea.

>>2228662

This wont happen.

>> No.2228670

>>2228644
sci/ builds the bomb,s k/ plush's the button

>> No.2228672

I for one support an alliance with /k/.

>> No.2228675

Behold, I am a /sci/ goer with guns who does not visit /k/

>> No.2228676
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>>2228667
/k/ poster here

i actually reload my own ammunition, and know quite a few /k/ommandos personally who do as well. We also have a few known gunsmiths on our board as well. We would need you guys for material production/research, and as a level headed representative in the form of government we've been discussing, a counsel of sorts

I personally would like to see /an/ and /ck/ in on our alliance as well

>> No.2228686

I frequent /sci/ and /k/ the most, as well as /b/ for pr0n and /v/ occasionally. I'd get ripped in half and go between /sci/ and /k/.

I'd probably rather end up at /sci/, but we'd all be retarded know it all's and unable to work together. /k/ would kill itself pretty quickly.

>> No.2228687

I for one support an alliance with /k/, as long as the terms of the treaty are clear.

>> No.2228690

>>2228676
Boof is going to have a hell of a time getting all of that equipment together in only ten minutes. But you have a strong point /k/ommando. I will need somewhere to replenish my bullets, not to mention I'd go crazy out in a forest by myself. Do you think /k/ has room for a hard-worker with an eye for adventure?

>> No.2228691

>>2228651
interesting i say we make a market distributing these chemicals to the other islands for resources. Then through all these resources make the greatest island /sci/ island the intellectual and economic hub of all the islands of 4chan. It would also help if you know how to manufacture nicotine to make our market dependent on our drugs

>> No.2228695

Seems my initial view of /k/ was misleaded and stereotypical. Sorry, /k/

I still oppose and alliance with /fit/ unless they have a surplus of wimminz, the extra "muscle" is unecessary. There are plenty of perfectly fit /sci/ and /k/ members, as far as I'm concerned. /fit/ seems all round useless.

>> No.2228702

>>2228651
What are the best plants for DMT?

>> No.2228707

>>2228695
/fit/ would be plenty useful just not a top priority.

>> No.2228713

We need to write up a proper treaty for the InterBoard Alliance.

>> No.2228716

>>2228702

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dmt/extraction_guide1/dmt_extraction_guide1.shtml

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>>2228691

/k/ommando here

Way I see it, /sci/ would have the most soft power - technology, medecine, manufacturing, etc. /k/ would have the most hard power - guns, knowing how to use them, etc.

If we team up with a few select other boards (/ck/, /an/, /x/ and a few others), we'd be unstoppable.

Then we destroy /b/.

>> No.2228720
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2228720

So, I think the current faction stands as such:

/sci/, /k/ (comes with /an/), and possibly /ck/

Which means our island is technologically advanced, well armed, fairly healthy, and has a good handle on animal domestication and a good supply of livestock. Actually, this doesn't sound too bad...

>> No.2228723

>>2228702
I always use ayahuasca, but I've heard that various acacia's and watergrass (phalerus tuberosa, I think) are good as well.

>> No.2228728

>>2228720
Not to mention decent supply of women, considering the boards in question.

Definitely bring /ck/, more women probably, and people with an interest in cooking tend to have good general knowledge, especially of basic chemistry other things useful to survival.

>> No.2228729

>>2228720
/sci/fags also propose fit to be on our side more menial labor

>> No.2228730
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I would only support an alliance with /k/ if we are to remain an independent but trading faction. Aka. we do not become their bitch.

>> No.2228732

>>2228702
The most common one is Reed Canary Grass, although it has a pretty low yield compared to other plants that I can't remember.
Cebil and Yopo are excellent sources but their in south america, though you can buy both online.
You can smoke Cebil seeds to.

>> No.2228733

cross /new/ and /sci/ frequenter here

Is /sci/ up for an alliance with /new/?

>> No.2228736

So, would /sci/ still call engineers faggots in this scenario? They'd be ultra valuable.

>> No.2228737

Ahoy /sci/,

/v/ here. Downplay our pragmatism and ingenuity if you wish, just don't be surprised when you're sucking /k/'s dick at gunpoint because you didn't remember who your friends were.

>> No.2228738

>>2228686
>>2228672
>>2228664
>>2228657
just came from /new/... any thoughts about us joining your /sci/+/k/ alliance?

>> No.2228741

>>2228738
Fuck /new/

Fuck /new/ with a rake

You faggots are everything wrong with the world

Go to /b/

>> No.2228743

>>2228738
I have thoughts about it. We have no need for /stormfront/. Now go away.

>> No.2228748

>>2228736

/new/ will take the engineers they're valuable and we don't mind a little gaysex

>> No.2228749

>>2228738
FUck you /new/ we're with k but not you

>> No.2228754

Oh my god an island of ignorant, belligerent morons who all think they are the one and only god??

We'd be the first island to die.

>> No.2228755

mean while on tg/

>>/tg/res/13223130#13223885

>> No.2228757

>>2228720
>implaying fat neckbeards of /k/ and fragile nerds from /sci/ could ever bet the Spartan like society that is /fit/

Close combat /k/, close combat

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>>2228737

Not gonna happen.

>> No.2228761

>>2228757
Considering your average /fit/ user has the intellect of a box of rocks, I'm not too worried.

>> No.2228762

/b/ would simply dominate everything

sheer numbers would just win out. Also, not everyone is a dumbfuck on /b/ (just most of them)

>> No.2228764

>>2228749
>>2228748
>>2228743
>>2228741
while you've been arguing we've been getting shit done
>>>/new/3311903
all the physics knowledge in the world won't help you if you don't have a basic plan for survival

>> No.2228768

>>2228759
Don't you mean GUNna happen? huehuehue

>> No.2228770

>>2228764
>Implying /v/ hasn't been making plans like this for months in these threads.
>Implying that makes them worth allying with.

>> No.2228772

>>2228764
What you consider to be 'a basic plan for survival' is 'what we don't even need to discuss beforehand' because it's obvious to anyone more intelligent than a goldfish.

>> No.2228774

Since its /sci/ it would be venus project over night and in the morning we would somehow try to convert the other islands.

>> No.2228775

WE MUST be careful when dealing with /k/. I believe that, while they prove to be a valuable asset, they may post a heavy risk to us diplomatically. There is no garuntee that whoever leads /k/ will be diplomatic; whoever can use the biggest gun the best will lead them, and he may not be so intelligent.

>> No.2228776

>>/>5523314

Just look at how /fit/ responds to this scenario. All they talk about is acquiring women. Important? Hell yes. But thinking with their dicks in a situation like that? They'll be useless parasites to our /sci/-/k/-/ck/-/an/ alliance, and contribute nothing. They probably won't even manage to maintain their 4-6k cal./day diets, will waste away and become useless.

They'll probably pull off making a raft by the time we've engineered airplanes. fuck /fit/

>> No.2228778

>>2228775
And the more intelligent he is, the less reliable I expect him to be, knowing /k/...

>> No.2228779

>>2227465
hopefully there is one female in /sci/ so she can act like a ditto or we can clone.

>> No.2228780

>>>/fit/5523314

Sorry bad link

>> No.2228781

>>2228764
WOW those plans are SO well-thought out and useful, and totally NOT completely fucking obvious.
Tell me, since /sci/ spent two threads arguing over it earlier...
What do you do if there's no freshwater on the island?

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>>2228774
We have no means of automation, at least not until we get back to the mainland.

>> No.2228785

>>2228764
We're thinking long-term. That shit's basic stuff, everyone knows you need to find water, not shit in your water, and keep warm.

>> No.2228789

>>2228782
Everyone on Earth is dead, and I think it's assumed any relics of our previous civilization are nonexistent.

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>>2228778
/k/ommando here

like i said before, we might want more than a simple alliance.

a government formed from /k/-/sci/-/ck/-/an/, in a counsel type structure, would work out pretty well. Essentially, think of each board as a branch of common living:

/k/- Defense, military procedure
/sci/- Scientific advancement and understanding
/an/- Environment friendly, animal domestication
/ck/- health, nutrition, possibly medicine

if we want this to work, we need to bind together

>> No.2228794

>>2228781
I wasn't here for the earlier threads (not the /new/ fag, just a /sci/ fag). What was there to fight about? The options should be pretty obvious. Pretty much any flat, nonporous material with a large surface area can be used to collect condensation. Many plants can be cut and chewed. Beyond that, desalination of salt water via boiling.

>> No.2228795

>>2228776
Ha, while those fucks are trying to count the calories in a coconut, I'll be thriving on my regular 900 cal a day intake.

Did you know that the same institution that declares americans and europeans to need 2000 calories a day also says that people in third world countries only need 800?

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>>2228789
>Everyone on earth is killed except for the people who have been on 4chan in the last 24 hours.
Worst case scenario is that most buildings are overgrown and a few have collapsed.

>> No.2228802

>>2228790
i'm okay with this.jpeg
i spend msot of my time on 4chan browsing through /k/ and/sci/ anyways

>> No.2228805

>>2228794
yeah... you'd think it'd be simple, right?
Hell no. We literally filled two threads.

Everything from rainfall patterns, to vacuum-desalination, to condensation efficiency, to fuel for boiling... It even wandered into glass-production.

>> No.2228806

>>2228778
>>2228775

/k/ommando here


if you look on our thread, we're actually interested in a unified government with /sci/ and several boards. The vast majority is opposed to trying to subjugate whoever we can.

The main goal is to present a strong front to destroy /b/ and /v/.

>> No.2228807

>>2228805
Damn. Kind of wish I didn't miss those threads. Sounds like they were fun.

>> No.2228809

>>2228790
i'm okay with this.jpeg
i spend msot of my time on 4chan browsing through /k/ and/sci/ anyways, so i am down with this union

>> No.2228815

>>2228782
Then you try tomake robots out of sand and seashells dammit

>> No.2228819

>>2228807
Best threads I've been in on this board in weeks.

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>>2228790
we will be unstoppable....

>> No.2228824

>Check out /new/s plan
>The first though in everyones head is how to get off their island.
>/sci/land and /k/ommandos forever.jpg

:3

>> No.2228825

>>2228806
>The main goal is to present a strong front to destroy /b/ and /v/.
>destroy ... /v/
Hey... That's not nice...

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>>2228815
Not a viable solution, however, I think that after the basic systems for obtaining water and so forth are set up back on mainland, we should try to reactivate several power stations and steal hard drives and copy all necessary information relating to everything from medicine to processor manufacturing so we do not lose the knowledge our "ancestors" passed down to us. A library.

>> No.2228830

>>2228825

truth hurts. Invading /v/ will be good training for when we kill all the /b/tards.

>> No.2228832

>>2228827
and then we all get robot butlers/sex slaves

>> No.2228833

lol, its easy to say alliance now, but when a /k/amando is told something he doesnt like by a /sci/entist, guess whoes holding the gun? And when the scientist appeals to his leader and the leader complains to /k/, guess whoes still holding the gun?

The best thing i've read here is capturing the /b/tard younglings and enslaving them into a spartan-like army.

>> No.2228838

>>2228833

Better with us than against us.

>> No.2228839

>>2228833
I'm a gun toting /sci/entist, and a lot of the /k/ faggots don't even own guns outside of airshit.

>> No.2228840

If we can create a place so advanced great then the other boards will want to join us.

>> No.2228841

>>2228790
This. We'd need to distribute our people between the islands, though. Or move them all to the most resource-rich one.

>>2228833
You'd rather be on the other side to them?

>> No.2228842

IT'S JUUOUSEI ALL OVER AGAIN

>> No.2228844

>>2228840
More likely they will steal it from us.

>> No.2228847

>>2228833
>guess whoes holding the gun

I have several. I'm not sure why you assume I wouldn't.
Not that they'll matter much once some asshole builds a nuke.

>> No.2228849

Hey guys, how willing would you be to take in a guy from /v/ who can build explosives, flamethrowers, rockets, makeshift guns and such?

>> No.2228851

>>2228849
If you've got skills and wish to become ONE OF US then sure, why not.

>> No.2228852

>>2228849
Completely. Until the end of the war. You can't trust turncoats.

>> No.2228853

>>2228847
I'm a /sci/entist that's never even posted in /k/, and I've got two shotguns, a pistol, and a .223 in the house.

Anyways, no-one is building a nuclear weapon with 4chan society on an island.

>> No.2228855

>>2228833
>>2228833
>implying anyone will actually have decent guns

>> No.2228858

>>2228855
AR-15, M1 SOCOM, AK-74, M1911, Beretta 96A1, Mossberg 590, Saiga-12, Windicator in .357

>> No.2228860

/sci/fag here we need to come up with a basic economy when our alliance comes, and be able to have people outside of our alliance depend on our alliance. I propose we find a drug to distribute as currency amongst the other islands we are neutral or enemy's against. I suggest LSD. Then we lace the LSD with nicotine to make the populace of the other islands addicted to out product. Therefore we have everybody reliant on what we sell, and we trade it for resources. Remember, whoever controls the spice, controls the universe

>> No.2228862

>>2228852
... You stole my remark to the same guy from the /k/ thread... I'm not sure how to feel about that. Mostly kinda proud.

>> No.2228867

>>2228862
Lol, I saw it over there and thought it would be funny if he got rejected in precisely the same manner over here.

>> No.2228868

>>2228853

I've got plenty of yellowcake I could hold onto if this scenario were actually possible. We'd need more though, and I wouldn't want to be anywhere near a makeshift enrichment reactor or plutonium breeder if one were put together on the island.

>> No.2228869

>>2228851
>>2228853
I'll round up all the intelligent /v/irgins and come here by boat. We'll be the ones waving a green flag with a /v/ on it.

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>>2228860

The spice must flow...

Plus the /k/ommandos would make excellent fremen.

I actually kind of want this to happen now.

>> No.2228877

>>2228860
AAGH we've already been over LSD; It's too hard to produce, lasts too long, and has too intense of effects to be suitable for this purpose anyways.

You know what is PERFECT? Weed with tobacco.

Addictive, EVERYONE wants it, and its effects are PERFECT for what we need.
Or alcohol, but it is too detrimental to overall society and health, I think.

>> No.2228882

I volunteer my body as a receptacle for /sci/'s reproduction as long as I do not have to take care of said children. I am smart and physically strong and healthy so I believe I would be a good canidate. Any /sci/girl worth her salt will realize that reproduction will be a key part in furthering our society and will have to give over to something that is bigger than herself.

>> No.2228883

>>2228877
Yeah, LSD is not the right drug at all... besides the fact that it really is too hard to manufacture, acid and psychedelics in general are not and never will be mainstream drugs.
Plus, people with a head full of acid are worthless.
And not always happy.

I suggest cocaine. Or at least, coca. It's pretty ideal.

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2228884

>teleported to an island with basic provisions
>OKAY GUYS HOW'RE WE GONNA BUILD NUKES

>> No.2228886

>>2228883 okay it doesn't have to be lsd, i just like
psychedelics, but i'm down with weed/cocaine too

>> No.2228889

>>2228882
and of course, /sci/ produces surrogate mothers

hey, we might not be one for human rights, but we're damn efficient

>> No.2228890

>>2228867
I approve! ;)

>> No.2228891

>>2228886
Hell, I LOVE acid, but it's just not a suitable currency drug.

>> No.2228896

>>2228884
>basic provisions
>you teleport to the island with anything you decide to hold
>you could have a working nuclear reactor and industry infrastructure up in no time if enough people have access to the required tools and material before teleporting

Problem?

>> No.2228899

>>2228890
>Using smileys
Okay now I'm glad I can't go over there. My hatred of so many things would make me incompatible with you guys.

>> No.2228901

>>2228896
A bit, yeah.

>> No.2228903

>if somebody doesn't perform preemptive herd-culling on /b/ from time to time they'll build a fucking bridge out of their own bodies just to raid our islands for fucking breathing room

I lol'd. This is why we need /k/

>> No.2228904

Take over the island /b/ as it will have the largest population. Build my workforce out of them, make a deal with /k/ and use them as my special army.

I will then proceed to rule the world from there.

>> No.2228908

Is it just me, or does this sound like a perfect country?

And the reason we should make LSD is because it's hard to make, if we were selling pot then people would start growing their own, this is fine if it's only our allies, but I wouldn't be supprised if most other boards started growing pot.
So yeah, we need a monopaly.

>> No.2228911

>>2228904
>Take over the island /b/
How?

>> No.2228915

>>2228908
It's very very easy to grow plants that are sterile.

We can limit supply.

LSD still isn't suitable for this purpose, though, even if we COULDN'T control the supply of the others.

We'd be better off making heroin of cocaine, if we want something that only we have access to.

>> No.2228919

>>2228781
If there's no fresh water on the island you better hope you have a boat so you can go somewhere that does have it. This is why /sci/ is going to die out. The illusion of knowledge is going to get them killed while they think they can all stay alive on solar stills.

>> No.2228920

ITT: /sci/ is fueled by LSD

>> No.2228924

>>2228911

Wouldn't be hard, just make /b/ sign an agreement that we will provide them with computers, masturbation aids, and other goods as long as they become part of the great /sci/ society. Since /b/ isn't smart enough to produce and maintain these things on their own, it will be easy. We would just have to be quick to do this before /g/ does it. Of course we could always ally /g/ and then have a monopoly on everything.

>> No.2228927

>>2228886
You people are fucking useless. Food will be in much greater demand than drugs.

>> No.2228932

>>2228915
Really? You have live opium poppy plants you can bring? And you know how to process it into cocaine or heroine?

>> No.2228933

>>2228919
it's called distillation we went over this in the other two threads

>> No.2228936

>Grab onto house
>House is attatched to earth
>trollphysics.png

>Century Hurrget
You don't say

>> No.2228940

>>2228927
And food will be very, very easily available.
There isn't a moron on this planet who can't feed himself on a tropical island.
You're a fucking dipshit with no experience of the world.

>> No.2228941

>>2228933
Right, where I pointed out that a single solar still can't produce more than a mouthful of water per 24 hours, which means you'd need 500 stills per person just to keep everyone alive, which isn't happening, as I tried to explain to you fuckers.

>> No.2228944

>>2228940
You'll be begging be for food by the second day, assclown.

>> No.2228945

>>2228919
>>2228927
Please, for the love of this thread, ignore these two idiotic assholes.

They might even be the same prick, but just ignore them.

>> No.2228948

>>2228944
>>2228941
Alright, this thread is over. Thanks, assholes.

>> No.2228949

>>2228927
we mentioned we would lace the drugs with nicotine to make them ADDICTIVE, if they are addicted to the drug it becomes more important than food. e.g. a guy on heroin

>> No.2228950

>>2228945
How are they wrong?

>> No.2228951

>>2228919
Herp. This has been gone over in three threads now. Flat, nonporous surfaces with large surface area for collecting condensation. Many plants contain a fair amount of water and can be chewed. You can desalinate water by boiling it under a hood and collecting the condensation.

You're fucking retarded for considering building a boat before arriving at those three simple methods for obtaining water.

>> No.2228956

>>2228949
It's not going to be addictive if they don't take the drug in the first place. If you go boating over to islands trying to sell drugs for food, they'll laugh you off the island. And again, who the fuck is bringing poppy plants and tobacco plants? I'd expect this more from /x/ than /sci/.

>> No.2228960

>>2228951
Again, you can't get enough water from stills. Not in a hot climate. If you know how to get water from plants, that's different. But if there's ample plant life, there's probably a fresh water source.

>> No.2228965

>>2228956
Get. out. of. this. thread, you nofunallowed bastard.
Seriously. You don't want to discuss anything, you just want to be an asshole, it's obvious.

>> No.2228966

>>2228960
I think it's assumed that our islands can support us when it comes to resources. If not, /k/ murders everyone.

We need statistics on how many people are here, that's bigger.

>> No.2228971

>>2228965
Blowing shit is for /x/. I expect more serious discussion on /sci/. You get the fuck out you fucking child.

>> No.2228973

Well guys, it was real fun while it lasted, but I'm out.
Peace.

>> No.2228974

cocaine and tobacco thrive in hot humid tropical environments, if our island is going to be in the tropics they'll thrive, and it's not that hard to get weed,tobacco,and coca flora.

On your second point, when you have nothing to do but work 24/7 for survival, you would be suprised how much of a market we can get. Also you only need them to try our product once, we could put it in their food to get addicted to it first.(considering the drug we use works through indigestion).

>> No.2228977

>>2228960
boil the water and collect the steam? shit its not like we need a solarcell for that, theres trees, trees burn right?

>> No.2228979
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2228979

>my face when /k/, /fit/, and /new/ are forgetting about food science and how it affects human physiology

Without any knowledge in agricultural science, they'll slowly become malnourished or at least behind in food production. If we can isolate ourselves long enough until we develop more advance weaponry, since we don't have to worry about gathering food, we will dominate the other islands.

>> No.2228981

>>2228977
And before that prick brings up the point of "you'll run our of trees," LET ME REMIND US ALL that we're assuming these islands have fresh water or the means to support life. This is pointless otherwise.

>> No.2228983

>>2228977
Depending on the environment, that might not work for very long. NZ bush, for example, takes forever to regenerate.

>> No.2228986

>>2228979
why not ally ourselves with /k/ and /tg/ until we've developed superior weaponry?

like a paid mercenary contract?

>> No.2228987

>>2228966

Suppose the island's the size of Taiwan or Hawaii.

>> No.2228988

You know guys there isn't any reason why we couldn't just focus on getting the world back on track.

We don't have to kill and conquer one another.

Just thought I'd mention that.

>> No.2228992

>>2228988
no, with people, especially with 4chan, this is impossible

just look at world war 2

>> No.2228995

>>2228992
Much smaller population, greater opportunity for peace.
War is the pastime of large nations, afterall.

>> No.2228999

>>2228956
Before you keep talking I want you to open a page on /b/.
First page and you'll probably find a stoner comix thread.
It's not that food is less important, but drugs are a product that is relativly easy to monopolize.
Obviously we'll be trading for their exta food.

>> No.2229000

>>2228986
we're already for sure allied with /k/ and hopefully /tg/
we need diplomacy on /an/ and /fa/

>> No.2229002

>>2228995
until 3, 4 generations down the line

at the very least, a hierarchy is ineveitable

>> No.2229004

inb4 the mad scientist fucks off of the island and lives in the sea

>> No.2229007

>>2229004
spongebob squarepants?

>> No.2229008

>>2228986

The problem with /k/ is that their scope is too narrow (pun intended). They won't be able to survive long term with just guns; they need actual advancements in technology, which can only be made through science and engineering, or else they'll just die off from population caps, famine, or disease.

What does /tg/ offer? I don't usually go over there.

>> No.2229009

>>2228956
>he thinks there's a higher demand for food than for drugs!
He's never done drugs.

Anyways, we're on a godamn tropical island, it's easy as fuck to provide enough food for an individual. No one is going to be screaming OH GOD GIVE ME FOOOOOD
And if they are, what are they going to give US for it?

>> No.2229010

>>2228992
So kill somebody because we don't like what board they are from?

There's no need for war in this type of situation. Absolutely none. It's all about survival and creating something that resembles society.

>> No.2229012

>>2229008
/tg/ are the advisors for anything and everything
just take a look at theiry board right now, discussing each and every detail of establishing a government, the who what when where how any why

>> No.2229013

>>2229002
Yeah, I suppose you're right.
Quite likely, it won't even take that long.

Anyone ever read "Earth Abides"? Not nearly the same situation, but I think it shows most accurately what happens when society is removed.

Things wouldn't go as well as we think they would; it's human nature.

We have grand plans; but in the end, when it's so easy to sip from a stream and pick up coconuts, who's going to plant crops?

Let alone do anything else.

>> No.2229015
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2229015

you forgot about me ur all fucked

>> No.2229018

>>2229008
the thing with k is that they have the guns so we want them on our good side. tg because they they have more people than us and are open to an alliance, and they seem to be generally smart guys.
i forgot to mention this but new is our mortal enemy

>> No.2229019

>>2229015
Hell, if we're on "Lost", we've got no problem at all.
Anything is possible on that shit show.

>> No.2229021

>>2229018
/new/ is everyone's mortal enemy. They are utter fuckheads, and in a situation like this they wouldn't last anytime at all; if only because of how much the rest of us hate them.

>> No.2229023

>>2229007
no, the mad scientist, tripfag who loves all the underwater living stuff - sealab and the like
plus he put his hamster in a sort of underwater box for a couple of hours too.
google hampture

>> No.2229024

>>2229010
We never said we'll go to war, but I'm fairly sure that /b/ will atack, so we defend.
Also why do need to exept some of the other boards? A split in the populus will spell doom for our country.

What will the status on immigration be?

>> No.2229025

>>2229023
I was being an asshat guy

and besides, if someone from /sci/ does something like that, they'll only get killed by someone from another board

>> No.2229027

>>2229021
the problem is they're talking with tg right now we need to stop them from forging an alliance with our possible comrades

>> No.2229035

>>2229024
Why do you assume that /b/ would attack? A lot of them are just bored teenagers, basement dwellers or otherwise normal human beings. When faced in a survival situation it isn't unrealistic to say that they'd act like rational human beings. Of course there'd be some groups of people who'd be behave like idiots but I'm hoping the people of 4chan would have a little more sense.

I mean it isn't like we're even competing for resources...yet.

>> No.2229043

anndd...

the boards are dying.

oh, well, at this time of the morning, I'd suppose so.

to be continued then?

>> No.2229044

>>2229035
that's just it though. /b/ has a large population. they'd invade eventually.

>> No.2229054

>>2229043
Hopefully, TBC
I've enjoyed these a lot.

I'd be very interested to see /x/'s response to one of these. Or even /lit/'s, not that it would last long before an overflow of trollin' and hatin'...

>> No.2229071

>>2229054
I double this


captcha: covermst PTSD (foreshadowing..?)

>> No.2229078

>>>/a/43763313

/a/ is beginning to take this seriously...

more seriously then us, anyways. I thought we were supposed to be the intelligent guys.

>> No.2229159

>>2229078
Thread's dead, baby. Thread's dead.

>> No.2229391

FOR FUCKS SAKE
we have no communication with the other islands
we don't know where they are
we don't know what they managed to grab in their 10 minutes
we don't know if it's even worth trying to get to other islands they might break out in war amonst themselves
i thought /sci/ had dignity and im OP

>> No.2229410

>>2229391
This thread is dieing and i shall be the first and last poster up in the bitch

>> No.2229624

>>2229410
you wish, negro

>> No.2229821

>mfw sci doesn't care about our glorious technocracy

>> No.2229979

>>2229624
think again dipshit

>> No.2230028

>>2229391
Sorry Op, this has out grown even you

>> No.2230657

>>2229979

Nope.