love equation

[Anonymous No.2216351]

Hi /Sci/

I am in love with a super smart physics major who is currently working on some aspect of string theory. It's way over my head.

Anyway, I'd really like to impress her a little using a modified physics equation to tell her that I love her. I've seen something like "Us > Me + You" but that's too simple. I'd like something that would make a sweet and smart female physicist go "aww..."

Thanks so much! You're the best!

[Implying No.2216358]

theta = omega*cos(alpha^2pi)

[Anonymous No.2216366]

>>2216351

As a bitter virgin Maths fag. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.2216374]

awww... it will get better for you bitter virgin mathsfag

[Anonymous No.2216382]

Roses are red
Violets are too
Fucking redshift
But I still love you

[Anonymous No.2216386]

9x-7i>3(3x-7u)

[Anonymous No.2216392]

Lisa Randall?

[Anonymous No.2216394]

>>2216382
I lol'd

[Anonymous No.2216395]

can you guys explain these to a non-scientist...

[dolan !Uq56cE.45s No.2216399]

<span class="math">a^2+b^2=c^2[/spoiler], gets 'em every time.

[Anonymous No.2216403]

har har

[Anonymous No.2216406]

>>2216399

Depends if she works in non euclidean spaces, that might make her mad.

[Anonymous No.2216442]

Nothing of any real value from you guys? I thought you all were supposed to be the smart/friendly/helpful board...

[Anonymous No.2216446]

>>2216442
gtfo asshole you are making me jelly
gdif

[Anonymous No.2216450]

>>2216442

9x-7i>3(3x-7u)
Fucking solve it man.

[Anonymous No.2216459]

>>2216450

9x-7i>3(3x-7u)
9x-7i>9x-21u
-7i>-21u
7i<21u
i<3u

[Anonymous No.2216465]

>>2216450

ahhh.... that's perfect. you rock. all my internets to you.

[Anonymous No.2216468]

U − TS − \sum_i\,μiNi

SHE WILL CUM IN HER PANTS

[Anonymous No.2216475]

>>2216382
this is beautiful

[Anonymous No.2216480]

>>2216465
no probs bro
now go get the girl

[Anonymous No.2216484]

>>2216351

You are too stupid for her. Unless, you are 9+ or she is really ugly give up.

She won't want to pollute her genes with monkey genes.