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2215362 No.2215362 [Reply] [Original]

>riding bus to uni
>stranger asks me what my major is
>tell him biology
>he chuckles a little
>"What's so funny?"
>tells me he was a philosophy major and is making 150k a year writing textbooks
>tells me biology isn't worth my time
>mfw

>> No.2215371
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2215371

"I'll be sure to block your application for the cure for aging."

>> No.2215381
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2215381

>>2215371
"Actually, I'll be the only one between us who can afford it. U mad?"

>> No.2215383
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>>2215381
You wish.

>> No.2215394

>riding bus to uni
>woman asks me what my major is
>tell her engineering
>wake up on her bed the next day

>> No.2215396
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2215396

>>2215383
>"implying you won't be on the streets while I'm pounding Parisian models in a penthouse suite"

>> No.2215414
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>>2215362

>writes textbooks on philosophy
>his life consists of sitting in an armchair dreaming up whatever he thinks might sound intelligent
>his face when

at least you'll (hopefully) be contributing to scientific advancement

>> No.2215418
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>>2215396
>implying I won't be a successful investor from investing into fledgling technologies
Anyway I'm not gonna continue this

>> No.2215568

>>2215394
>implying you're not gay

>> No.2215577

>>2215394
>after having sex with her boyfriend the whole night

>> No.2215583

>implying what i've got isn't worth at least 1/2 of what your money is

>> No.2215590

>>2215394
Man* His*

>> No.2215593

Yeah Right OP he lies, why the fuck would he be on the bus

>> No.2215666

>greentext

>> No.2215680
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>>2215593
>>2215593

>Why would someone who writes text books go to a university

>mfw

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2215749

>sitting on train, reading my notes in riemannian geometry
>guy sits down next to me, asks me what I'm studying
>I tell him, he laughs a little, and tells me that he can't understand why I am reading that advanced math shit
>"It has no real world applications. That's why I only study applied math."
>He is ofcourse an engineering student.
>mfw

>> No.2215765

>doing some work on my laptop on the bus
>some student asks me what I'm doing
>I tell him I'm earning my 300k/year salary
>he throws a hissy fit because he's getting no money from a useless degree

>fucking_poorfags.jpg

>> No.2215815

>>2215765
Mathematics?

>> No.2215830

>>2215749
would rage again

>> No.2215834

>Live close to Chemistry department
>walk to my lab
>no need for mfw whilist talking to dipshit strangers

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2215851

>talking to hair stylist
>she asks what I do for a living
>I do polymer chemistry for electrochromic and emissive systems. I know she would not understand any of it even if i had infinity to explain it so I just say I'm a polymer chemist.
>"Oh! so you do stuff like forensics?"
>mfw

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2215854

>Riding bus to grocery store
>Everyone else is Indian
>mbw

>> No.2215875

>>2215749

"Where do you think your applied math came from?"

>> No.2215880

>150k a year
>rides the bus
yeah, right....

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2215882

>>2215854
called phone company for service
>mbw

>> No.2215883

>>2215851
clearly she was just making conversation and you are too much of a social recluse to realise you could have fucked her brains out

>> No.2215899

>>2215883
I wish, most of her talking before hand was about her boyfriend this her boyfriend that.

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>>2215765

>> No.2215930

>>2215394
>riding bus to uni
>woman asks me what my major is
>tell her engineering
>wake up on her bed the next day
>"she" has a penis
>I'mokeywiththis

fix'd

>> No.2215936

>>2215749
>sitting on train, reading my notes in riemannian geometry
>guy sits down next to me, asks me what I'm studying
>I tell him, he laughs a little, and tells me that he can't understand why I am reading that advanced math shit
>"It has no real world applications. That's why I only study applied math."
>He is ofcourse an engineering student.
>he then proceeds and sucks my cock
fix'd

>> No.2215970

>>2215936
>proceeds to
fix'd fix'd faggot