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¡Duskull! !gHoSTtydXE Wed Dec 8 23:08:59 2010 No.2175605 [Reply] [Original]

>Mfw I pick Osmium
>Mfw the sentence I pick is "As dense as most Americans."
>Mfw Aced because no one cares about Osmium

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:09:59 2010 No.2175617 >Pick Iron >"It helps skyscrapers and shit"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:10:59 2010 No.2175627 >Ununhexium >"Last as long as an Aid ridden Nigger"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:11:59 2010 No.2175634 >Pick Silicon >The 'new' carbon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:11:59 2010 No.2175635 Arsenic. It's the new phosphorus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:12:59 2010 No.2175638 >>2175634 >>2175635 hivemind

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:12:59 2010 No.2175639 >Unobtanium >that shit that no one can obtain

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:13:59 2010 No.2175642 >fire >kills everything awesomely

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:13:59 2010 No.2175644 >O >"I gave your mother the big O last night." >Aced because no one cares about Osmium

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:14:59 2010 No.2175654 >Neon >"It attracts me to strip clubs"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:15:59 2010 No.2175662 >Hydrogen >Has one proton

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:15:59 2010 No.2175663 >Lithium >LIIIIIIITTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHIIIIIUUUUUUMMMMM

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:16:59 2010 No.2175664 >Gold >My precious

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:17:59 2010 No.2175668 >Mfw I pick tachyons >Mfw the sentence I pick is "I don't know which element to pick." >Mfw I have to pick my favorite element and write a sentence about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:18:59 2010 No.2175676 Any one have an awesome periodic table of elements for me to print? Au.. (At pawn shop) Ey, you! Come back here with my gold!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:18:59 2010 No.2175674 >Boron >The fifth element!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:18:59 2010 No.2175672 >>2175668 "Going backwards sure is fun"

>>	¡Duskull! !gHoSTtydXE Wed Dec 8 23:19:59 2010 No.2175679 >>2175674 >>2175662 >>2175639 Tsk... Tsk... Lazy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:20:59 2010 No.2175687 File: 997 KB, 2562x1800, info11b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2175676 in the early days of sci we had info and wallpaper threads all over the place.

>>	¡Duskull! !gHoSTtydXE Wed Dec 8 23:20:59 2010 No.2175690 >>2175676 >http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Periodic_table_of_elements_showing_electron_s hells.png

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>>	¡Duskull! !gHoSTtydXE Wed Dec 8 23:22:59 2010 No.2175699 >>2175690 Woops, thats the shells. I'd still use it though, that's one that would be nice to have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:24:59 2010 No.2175709 >Mercury >Planet, God, liquid metal ftw

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:24:59 2010 No.2175714 >diamond >hardest metal known to man

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:24:59 2010 No.2175715 >Ununquadium >Discovered in same year as I was born (1998) >What is this

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:25:59 2010 No.2175719 File: 32 KB, 174x182, 1288327805379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2175674 More like BORE-on AMIRITE? >Tin >Everyone forgets this motherfucker is an element >Failed: Tinfoil is aluminum MFW

>>	¡Duskull! !gHoSTtydXE Wed Dec 8 23:25:59 2010 No.2175720 >>2175714 This one gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:26:59 2010 No.2175727 >>2175679 Except you miss the alternative meaning of "the fifth element" as in the film of the same name. I approve of that poster's sentiments whether or not it's what they intended.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:27:59 2010 No.2175729 >>2175715 wtf. your like 12.

>>	¡Duskull! !gHoSTtydXE Wed Dec 8 23:27:59 2010 No.2175736 >>2175729 I am 12 and what is this

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:27:59 2010 No.2175730 Iron IRON 'EM OUT! IRON 'EM OUT. IRON 'EM OUT! IRON 'EM OUT. IRON 'EM OUT! IRON 'EM OUT. IRON 'EM OUT! IRON 'EM OUT. Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:27:59 2010 No.2175733 >>2175687 gas welding with Argon >>2175687 drawn up by a nonce

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:28:59 2010 No.2175737 > technetium > atomic number 43 > no stable isotopes >>2175674 When I went to see that movie I made this joke SO MANY TIMES.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:28:59 2010 No.2175742 >>2175715 Lol. Thanks for the periodic tables guys :D (Now I can have something interesting to look at during my test.. that'll probably keep me from going to sleep/failing :P

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:29:59 2010 No.2175745 Nitrogen. It's in my poop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:31:59 2010 No.2175753 >Argon ARRRGGGGGGGONNNNN, doesn't that just sound like something you would yell at someone?

>>	¡Duskull! !gHoSTtydXE Wed Dec 8 23:33:59 2010 No.2175756 >>2175753 Oh god yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:33:59 2010 No.2175757 >Sodium >'splodes in water

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:33:59 2010 No.2175760 >lead >needed for pencils

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:34:59 2010 No.2175763 >>2175760 Rage will be made

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:34:59 2010 No.2175767 My favorite element is dubnium, cause check out mine

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:36:59 2010 No.2175772 File: 27 KB, 250x244, 1274424875401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW Neon "because I liked the Matrix" >MFW points for trying

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:37:59 2010 No.2175777 Adamantium because once it's cooled, it's indestructible

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:37:59 2010 No.2175776 >Krypton >Superman's homeworld

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:42:59 2010 No.2175790 >My cellphone >I waste countless hours typing on it in class while I steal work off nerds, therefore passing class and a free ride to college

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:44:59 2010 No.2175794 >Adminium >Protects me from the void.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:46:59 2010 No.2175800 >>2175794 >implying the void still isn't covered because the Swedes don't know how to level design

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:48:59 2010 No.2175807 >Fire >Some men just want to watch the world burn.

pasta Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:53:59 2010 No.2175818
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Let's talk about Fluorine.

Fluorine is the most reactive and most electronegative of all the elements. SO BOW DOWN

This shit doesn't exist in nature in it's elemental form because it's so reactive but it will FUCK YOUR SHIT HARD if you attempt to RELEASE THE BEAST. Don't ask me, though, just ask all those stupid scientists that died trying.

Hydrofluoric Acid; put it in glass Pyrex it's like FUCK THAT SHIT and eats right through it. Iron? No problem. Lead? Fuck you.

Fluoroantimonic Acid; strongest acid know to man. You even think about touching this shit your whole family dies and your stupid cats. ALIEN BLOOD EAT YOUR HEART OUT. You can only store it in a Teflon container, which reminds me..

Polytetrafluoroethylene, aka Teflon; one of the most corrosive resistant and stable compounds known to man. Suzy homemakers reading this better check their panties. You can't fuck with this shit OH, I FORGOT, unless you have...

PERFLUORODECALINE; this shit DISSOLVES teflon. LOLZ, YOU NEED FLUORINE TO BEAT FLUORINE. Bitches. Oh, and you can dissolve a shitload of oxygen in this and BREATHE LIQUID. Well, at least until you don't die from carbon dioxide build-up. But FUCK YOU only pussies die.

Uranium Hexafluoride; you need this to isolate U-235 from naturally occurring Uranium to make an atomic bomb. Yep, that's right bitches, without fluorine all those stupid gooks would still be alive. HA HA!

LOL, FLUORINE FUCKS YOUR SHIT NIGGERS AND YOU KNOW IT

Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:53:59 2010 No.2175819

>Sb antimony
>Because it's funny that there isn't an s or a b in antimony, but there is some b and some s in your fucking assignment you college dropout fuck, it must be horrible for your self-esteem that you're too stupid to do anything but teach high school.

>>	¡Duskull! !gHoSTtydXE Wed Dec 8 23:55:59 2010 No.2175827 >>2175818 I love you

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:55:59 2010 No.2175829 >>2175818 I think that's more than 1 sentence

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:57:59 2010 No.2175837 File: 1.99 MB, 391x237, 1283395654589.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2175829 u jelly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:57:59 2010 No.2175838 >Lead >Because I can turn it into gold, amirite?

>>	снайпер Thu Dec 9 00:03:59 2010 No.2175863 >>2175753 It sounds like something you'd say when taking a shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 00:06:59 2010 No.2175875 >>2175642 >>2175642 >>2175777 >>2175794 >>2175800 >>2175807 >>2175838 >>2175760 >>2175714 >>2175668 >>2175644 >>2175639 You're fired.

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