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I am a wizard. Please, ask me anything.

And yes, I am a wizard.

>> No.2166994

inb4 are you a wizard

>> No.2167004

Since magic is all you've ever known, how do you tell what really goes on?

>> No.2167012

Are you using electronic components to post these messages on this board?

>> No.2167026

What do you think about vancian magic ?

>> No.2167030

Did you do it?

>> No.2167035
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>>2167004
It's magic I ai'nt gotta explain shit.

>>2167012
I actually conjured lots (LOTS) of zombies for it. Each zombie have a task, imagine what I could do with a bajillion of them. It's like a computer. How I manage to translate them into the internet is another story though.

>> No.2167038

>>2167026
Vancian are for faggots.

>>2167030
Did you?

>> No.2167048

>>2167035
But you can only control 4 times your HD worth of zombies ! that's not enough for a necromputer !

>> No.2167049

Can you divide by zero?
And what happens after that?

>> No.2167062

will you mirror: http://wikileaks.info/mass-mirror.html

>> No.2167065

>>2167048
This is where magic comes in. I'll just easily make clones of myself to watch over those zombies (they're pretty fragile you know with all the rotting flesh). But then I'll have to deal with my clones which is rather annoying. Hmm, I do need to work on something new, skeleton undead maybe? At least they don't limp around like zombies but I have been always hating them for being clicky-clacky each time they move.

>>2167049
Even in a magical world where you could ride a unicorn across the rainbows, dividing by zero is a very, very dangerous things to do. Even the archmage liches don't dare to bring it up as discussion.

>> No.2167067

>>2167062
I'll think about it.

>> No.2167071

>>2167065
Enslave a few wights. They can control an unlimited number of wights they spawn.

>> No.2167074

Which house did the sorting hat put you in?

>> No.2167075

>>2167065
>dividing by zero is a very, very dangerous things to do
>Even the archmage liches don't dare to bring it up as discussion.

So basically, it have been done. Only that it's rarely done.
Does any of your ancient tome record any such accident?

>> No.2167098

>>2167071
Great idea.

>>2167074
I didn't enroll into Hogwarts. I heard it's nice there.

>>2167075
Not in details, hardly any great library store those kind of scrolls. I could ask one of those liches friend of mine about it but trying to get something out of them is like pulling teeth.

By the way, who is the inventor of Google. That guy sure is a genius, I could search for whatever I want in there. If only we have that kind of magic that deal with scrolls and tomes.

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2167245

take the simultaneous truths
>1 evryone who claims to be a wizard is a faggot
and
>2 everyone who claims to be a faggot is a faggot

and solve

>> No.2167253

>>2167098
> If only we have that kind of magic that deal with scrolls and tomes.

I'm sure you could use some method of scrying to a similar end...