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>2.6 GPA
>sports management major
>full scholarship + books + housing + medical + food etc
>guaranteed millions after I drop out next semester

u mad, nerds?

>> No.2159679

I'm going to school because I want to.
Though it is bullshit that you gain free admission to a university because you can throw a ball well.

>> No.2159677

>2.6 gpa
>shit school
yup, so jealous. oh wait, you're trolling

>> No.2159683

>>2159677
>full scholarship + books + housing + medical + food etc
>guaranteed millions after I drop out next semester
yeah u mad

>> No.2159692

CANT WAIT TIL SOCIETY COLLAPSES

BET YOU'RE SO SCARED

>> No.2159702

>>2159692

only the strong will survive when that happens

>> No.2159707
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2159707

>sports management major
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahah
oh you! good one!

>> No.2159709
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2159709

whats ur name then faggot. see if u do ever accomplish anything

>> No.2159714

>>2159709

cam newton

>> No.2159719

>>2159666
>>guaranteed millions after I drop out next semester
I know this is a troll, but I fail to see the logical progression to this statement.

>> No.2159720

>>2159702

You mean those with guns, right? Muscles don't mean shit when a hot, long steaming piece of lead penetrates your tight skull.

Survival of the fittest hasn't meant shit to humans for a while.

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2159736

>>2159714
wait, cam newton, starting quaterback for the Aubrun Tigers?

You use 4chan's /sci/?

>> No.2159740

>>2159719

Most "good" college players enter the draft before they get a degree. That is to say they drop out and get paid millions in the NBA/NFL etc.

>> No.2159743

>>2159736

nigga u no it


i gotta go tho, i gotta game in like ten mis


PEAC neards

>> No.2159763

God damn, why the fuck are you guys feeding this lame ass punk ass troll?

>> No.2159770

>>2159763

because people like op actually exist. and if we made fun of them we would get killed irl.

>> No.2159892
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2159892

>mfw you don't go pro and end up actually being a sports manager
>mfw I have academic scholarship, also payed for by you playing sports
>mfw I get PhD in math, starting salary 300K / year

>> No.2159926

>>2159770
>hasnt already used science to genetically enhance self
wtf you doin, get on the ball man

>> No.2159950

cam newton is majoring in Social and Behavioral sciences according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameron_Newton

>> No.2159948
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2159948

I live in Europe.

Free education.
Free healthcare.
Free culture.

Socialist paradise.

>mfw

>> No.2159967

Not really, I'm okay with it

If you have the ability to do it, then more power to you. Not everyone is equal, and I'm okay with that.

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2159994

>>2159892

>mfw you think you can get 300k/yr

>> No.2160125

>>2159892
You posted this shit on /fit/, too. Let us know how the whole "300k" starting salary works out for you. Have you considered the possibility that mathematics isn't really your strong suit?

>> No.2160139

what is a 2.6 gpa anyway? c+s?

>> No.2160158

>>2159892
>>2159994

It's very possible

He could work in I-banking and do quantitative analysis, they recruit a lot of physics majors and math majors for this.

>> No.2160165

>>2160139

Probably mostly Cs few Bs few As

>> No.2160176

>>2160139
Not sure how you COULD get a 2.6gpa with a sports management major anyways. I mean, come on...

>> No.2160179

>>2159892
you forgot
>any job i want

>> No.2160194 [DELETED] 

>>2160158

Even then, you're not gonna make 300k/yr, much less as a starting salary.

>> No.2160196

>>2159736
>>2159714
SOMEONE CATCH HIM

NIGGA STOLE MY LAPTOP

>> No.2160206

Why would I be jelly?

You're probably an idiot.

>> No.2160219

we need to develop software to detect the trollface so that it is never posted on this site ever again
I hate the fucking trollface so god damn much

>> No.2160270
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2160270

but that would be like hating me.

>> No.2160445

athletes are major contribution to society. It is up to us to educate our (soon-to-be) cultural icons so that they can further be the strongest positive influence on our young and old alike.

The academic education we receive at college is way overvalued and often eclipses the things (physical fitness, sportsmanship, coordination, on-the-spot thinking, civility) that matter the most in the real world. Those are the things which we use everyday, since when did calculus ever help someone to be a better citizen?

>> No.2160472

>>2160206
>2.6 GPA in a sports major
>probably an idiot
You're actually an idiot, for qualifying your statement of an observable fact.

>> No.2160513

yeah the nerds will be mad because they are socially retarded. but your chances of "guaranteed" success are literally millions of times lower than anyone who chooses a respectable degree. i work less, party more, and get paid more. enjoy being used up and thrown around, hope you don't become one of those miserable ass coaches. smart kids prevail asshole, and ive been there done that with sports and shit, turned down full rides to go to a school where a degree actually counts for something.

>> No.2160526

My roommate is a sports management major that had to drop a class from his oh-so-busy 12 hr course load because it was "too hard". I fucking hate all of the people like you so much. He sits around on IMVU chatting all day, then asks me to help him do his work. I fucking hate that guy so much.