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Ok, guys, this is out of the box, I realize that:)

Theoretically, could these Africans survive by eating only Americans' shit?

>> No.2151762

any nutritionists around?

>> No.2151763

bump for great potential

>> No.2151774

>could these Africans survive by eating only Americans' shit?

I personally think they could, add preservatives for shipping though

>> No.2151771

NOPE. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU.

>> No.2151779

if the brits can survive off the amerifats sperm africans can survive off its shit

>> No.2151789

No. The nutrients/water in food are absorbed as it travels through your gastrointestinal tract, leaving behind something that's not only nutritionally void but heavily contaminated.

>> No.2151797

>>2151789
>>2151789

What if we threw some fat and crushed multi-vitamin pills into it?

Practical? I think is operated properly, yes.

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>>2151789
oh c'mon now, you're telling me that this creature has an efficient digestive system?

>> No.2151812

Yes, that's how she got to that size.

>> No.2151816

No. The human body is very good at not wasting energy. Human excrement will not contain many calories. It's called waste for a reason.

However, i will admit that as i child i used to entertain notions of "fat transplants" as a solution to world hunger :D.

>>2151762
>nutritionists

Yes. I am a nutritionist. Want to be a nutritionist too? Easy, just follow these simple steps:

1. Call yourself a nutritionist!
2. There is no 2. That's it! you are now a nutritionist.

See, "nutritionist" (unlike "dietician") is not a protected term. Any person can legally declare themselves a nutritionist, people like that crook "dr" gillian mckeith.

>> No.2151821

>>2151812
except you can't absorb 25K calories a day anyway

dying Africans could surely benefit from her excrement

>> No.2151828

>>2151816
> It's called waste for a reason.

gtfo

>> No.2151839

>>2151816
>The human body is very good at not wasting energy

Yes, idiot, when it has to. >>2151754

But there's only that much that you can absorb.

>> No.2151853

She has pretty massive tits.

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2151871

>contrast

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>>2151779

>> No.2151941

there must be still some nutritions in the shit. what if you kill all the bacteria and filter the good stuff?

>> No.2151952

theres plenty of food to feed eveyone in this planet, Africas hunger is a distribution problem. So, the problem is that it requires transportation and $$ to get the food to them. this shit thing wont solve any problems unless they eat their own shit or something between the lines.. which ruins the OPS point

>> No.2151954

Beavers eat their crap for nutrition.

I imagine our digestion system is pretty inefficient and leaves a lot behind, I'd say yes, but there are a lot of africans.

>> No.2151957

>>2151816
>>2151816
>Human excrement will not contain many calories
So does this mean that you can eat it and feel full but not get fat? I think we've just stumbled upon the next dieting craze

>> No.2151981

The problem is shipping the shit to Africa has a significant cost.

>>2151957

Eating celery would still work better because of the energy required to break down cellulose. I'm sure fat people would claim they taste about the same though.

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>> No.2152030

>>2151941
just boil it

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>>2151957
>I think we've just stumbled upon the next dieting craze

brb writing shit-diet book

>> No.2152075

>>2152039
there are enough people who drink their piss. i guess there is a market for shit eating. if you don't chew corn it will also look very appetizing

>> No.2152131 [DELETED] 

The amount of food we throw out on a daily basis could probably feed most of Africa

>> No.2152276

>>2152131
c'mon now, food costs money. You pay to throw it away.

>> No.2153154

>>2152131
>implying food shortage is the real issue in Africa in contrast to genocidal governments/rebel groups/warfare directed at decimating civilians
Africa is so motherfucking fertile the only thing they need is water and if you don't happen to be in the desert that normally isn't the problem either.

Most famines in Africa are actually acts of mass extermination. Hunger is the oldest and simples weapon of mass destruction.

>> No.2153222

>>2153154
>Most famines in Africa are actually acts of mass extermination. Hunger is the oldest and simples weapon of mass destruction.

yeah but WE subsidize our agribusiness and enforce open markets throughout the starving world

>> No.2153254

>>2153222
Sudanese peasants and herders were not driven out of business by american competition, don't worry.

>> No.2153324

>>2153254
You think the subsidized produce is not reaching them just because LOL Sudan? You would be very surprised ...

>> No.2153351

>>2151754
If they worked more they wouldn't be so damn skinny.

>> No.2153369

Screw black niggers, SHIT

>> No.2153374

the problem is they LIVE IN THE DESERT!

WHY DON'T THEY MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!!

>> No.2153406

>>2153369
That's racist.

>> No.2153457

>>2153351
this doesn't make sense

>> No.2153480

>>2151754
Nice. I like my women thin.

>> No.2153938 [DELETED] 

>>2153480
sperm would surely help if you could send enough

>> No.2153947

>>2153406
Did I ever say I wasn't racist? Niggers are shit. PERIOD END.

>> No.2153952

>>2151779
sperm would surely help if you could send enough

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>> No.2154004

>>2153457
Muscles

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hey guys I have another great idea

what about the meat of dead people?

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>>2154173

>> No.2154473

c'mon people this is about saving lives

>> No.2154483

Just think what that hungry bitch would do for a cheeseburger and a mouthful of semen

>> No.2154825

Bullshit captchas suck.

To much government corruption: Those in need never get what is sent over there.

>> No.2154854

I'd be willing to send some of my biological contributions to help the starving kids in Mozambique.

Feeding them my shit is more noble than Maddonna's little designer niglets.

>> No.2155791

>>2154825
you think they would steal your shit?

>> No.2155845 [DELETED] 

>>2155791

>> No.2156115

bumpin for africa

>> No.2156648

>>2153374
yeah lol
dumb niggers

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ima have a pizza in a couple minutes

u jelly africans?

>> No.2156920

>>2153369
I know, fucking hate niggers

>> No.2157442

bump

>> No.2157461

You ever had Ethiopian food?

> No.

Neither have they.

>> No.2157553 [DELETED] 

>>2157461
lolwat

>> No.2158920 [DELETED] 

>>2154173

>> No.2159852

yo

>> No.2161232

>>2159852
sup

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>> No.2161699

>>2157461
I did
It was quite good
The stream of jokes about the irony wouldn't stop till we stopped eating.

>> No.2161714

What I do.

Whenever I go to the supermarket and buy stuff for more than 30 euros I dedicate 1-2 euro for cheap canned food wilth long expiration time.

Hoard them in boxes and every now and then donate them to philanthropy (mainly UNICEF).

>> No.2162239

>>2161714
Noble deeds, but surely it'd be more efficient to give UNICEF the cold hard cash, since then they don't need people to sort a couple of boxes of random food, has a shorter shelf life, and may not meet the nutritional/religious requirements of the target?

Also, ffs, capture starting tau-omega-nu?

>> No.2162643

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africans can't foodforce