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fuckn science fundamentalists

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derp derp i'm richard dawkins hurr durrrrrr

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evolution schmevolution

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<typical /sci/fag

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>>2131529
wow, is the author even trying?

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>> No.2131557

>>2131547
>God causes a traffic accident
>God allows some people to survive
>Thanks, God!

wait what

>> No.2131568

Usually I at least smile when I read satire I don't agree with. This, on the other hand, is simply not funny.

>> No.2131567 [DELETED] 

>author doesn't understand the purpose of an experiment
If creationists had sent the <span class="math">exact[/spoiler] same rover to prove there's no life on mars we could say the same thing to them.
>author doesn't understand the purpose of an experiment
If creationists had sent the <span class="math">exact[/spoiler] same rover to prove there's no life on mars we could say the same thing to them.
They just jelly cause NASA's stylin' on them

>> No.2131570

>>2131535
It's a typical religious mind. It has no ability to grasp logic beyond 1+1=2. Oh, scientists have admitted they were wrong many times in the past. Therefore, scientists are always wrong. Therefore, the ancient scribblings must be right because they never change. Herp derp.

Yes, to intelligent people they sound ridiculous. But they honestly think they're making sound, logical, insightful arguments. Some people are just dumb. Just gotta get over it I guess.

>> No.2131571

>>2131537
>Star against Douche-wars

>>2131544
>There's probably over 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 planets in the universe, 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,000 of which we'll probably never even get a glimpse of, God must have put them there for us.

>> No.2131582

>>2131571

That's probably three orders of magnitude too high.

>> No.2131588

I have a hard time believing these comics aren't meant to be ironic.

>> No.2131591

>>2131588
Me too. But know this: there really are people that dumb all over this fucked up planet.

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>>2131588
indeed, the first one seems to be making fun of creationists, but the rest are hilariously flawed arguments against science/evolution

I looked up Dan Lietha and he is clearly a creationist...
also, pic is wtf
is he trying to discredit us saying the same thing to them by simply saying it back, then declaring both viewpoints are valid?

>> No.2131602

>>2131594

I think he's trying to be "fair and balanced". You know, poke fun of Evolutionists, then Creationists, except since he actually believes in Creationism, he grasps at straws there.

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>> No.2131613

>>2131607
This guy seriously has issues about the Darwin fish thing.

I bet he works with someone who has one on their car or something, and quietly seethes at it all day.

>> No.2131625

>>2131613

To be fair, so would I.

>> No.2131669

That cartoonist seems like an above average troll. At least he got minor rage out of me which hasn't happened with creationists in ages.

>> No.2131675

>>2131524
Evolutionary films? In a movie theatre? Where can I find one of these?

>> No.2131690

>>2131568
This. It also fails as trolling..

>> No.2131694 [DELETED] 

Then you can go fuck yourself. Christian.

>> No.2131697

Is it trolling if he actually believes the crap he spews?

>> No.2131698

>>2131582
it's actually rounded down

>> No.2131700

Oh man

These cartoons are fucking hilarious

Holy shit I woke my roommate up with my gales of hearty laughter

>> No.2131703

these are really not humorous in the slightest.

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At first I just thought this was making fun of the misguided old black man.

>> No.2131706

>>2131625
Then you can go fuck yourself.

Christian

>> No.2131712

If you're real, God, give me a small, five-person spaceship that's able to travel at least 1000 times faster than light!

Come at me bro!

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>> No.2131724

>>2131716
Fucking magnets how do they work, with pictures.

>> No.2131727

>>2131706
I think he was referring to the obnoxiousness of doing something like that.

>> No.2131728

>>2131716
sunrise is not an ftl-spaceship

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>> No.2131736

>>2131704
>Next Frame: "How childishly simple. Let me know when you're ready to have an intelligent discussion"

>> No.2131737

>>2131727
How the fuck is having a Darwin amphibian on your car obnoxious?

I have a science rocket on my car.

Deal with it.

>> No.2131741

>>2131594
look at the troll face on that kid....

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my personal favourite

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>>2131735
>High-heels
>Neck-ties
>satan
what is this I don't even

>> No.2131748

>>2131742
doesn't that mean that the chance of evolution being true is higher than unity?

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>> No.2131758

>>2131743
..Wait. So is this telling us that children are evil little monsters?

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>>2131748
butthurt atheistfag detected

>> No.2131765

>>2131754
So they accept scientific results when it's convenient for them?

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>>2131765
Exactly, it's a double-joke, and the author only gets one of them.

>> No.2131768

>>2131764
No, The comic actually does miswrite the statistics.

>> No.2131775

>>2131764
See, when the numerator is equal to the denominator in a probability representation then there is no longer chance.

If he'd put it "1 to 10000000bazillion" then he'd have represented that evolution is improbable.

He still would have been wrong, but at least he woudn't have been so lulzily incorrect.

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>> No.2131783

>>2131776
Wait what? Did he just equate the two sides?

Shouldn't he be saying that the Bible is "obviously true" and the other book is "obviously false"?

I guess this is a sign of desperation

>> No.2131785

>>2131783
No, he didn't equate them, he just stated that there is a difference, in a semi-technical manner.

>> No.2131786

>>2131783
>Did he just equate the two sides?

It looks that way at first, but take a look - the two sides have different Bible verses. I bet the left one is like "Bible is correct" and the right one is "idiots think Bible is incorrect"

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>>2131745
what is your pic I dont even know

>> No.2131791

>>2131786
Isaiah Do you not know?
Have you not heard?
The LORD is the everlasting God,
the Creator of the ends of the earth.
He will not grow tired or weary,
and his understanding no one can fathom
and
so yea sounds like you are a fool if you can't see god.

>> No.2131805

>>2131787
What an odd picture.
I'm trying to think of a context in which it could be real.
.....
nothing.

>> No.2131807

>>2131805
>the guy on the table: "Cocaine's a hell of a drug"

>> No.2131808

>>2131805
It's a haunted house, most likely.

The one I worked at had a scene just like that. Except our guy on the table was an actual amputee. We exploited the fuck out of the fact, and he loved the shit out of the attention he'd get.

>> No.2131810

>>2131805
HEY BRO
HACK MY LEGS TO PIECES
COME AT ME BRO
FUCK YEAH

>> No.2131814

I can't look at these for too long without choking back bile.

>> No.2131815

>>2131808
So you think his real legs are hidden from view? Like with a hole in the bed?
But then.... is that his real penis?

>> No.2131818

>>2131815
Huh, never noticed the penis.

Welp, I guess that confirms that there's a gay killer on the loose who enjoys taking cool bro'd out pictures with his victims.

Goodnight, guys

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>>2131815
holy shit I posted the pic and never noticed the penis...wall shattered. have another

>> No.2131831

>>2131787
I save'd that one too, op was a real asshole demanding to know the frequency of the human eye.

>> No.2131846

>>2131824
this is the most astonishing picture i have seen on 4chan in the 6 months i've been here

>> No.2131863

>>2131846
It looks really fake to me.
But then again, I have no idea what it would actually look like.

>> No.2131869

>>2131824
The penis, it does not line up

>> No.2131875

>>2131869
Yeah, because sandniggers wouldn't fuck a corpse. Like, ever. It's unthinkable.

>> No.2131887

>>2131875
I think he meant whoever took this put a dismembered dick inside the body so his micropenis would look longer.

>> No.2131893

>>2131887
That is indeed what I meant.
Or something like that anyway.

Either that, or there is some weird kink halfway through and the dick is bigger than it looks.

>> No.2131894

actually, i'm suspecting it is a fake now
why can't we see the face

>> No.2131901

>>2131894
Maybe he was embarrassed because of butterface.

>> No.2131904

>>2131887
>>2131893
That's... vaguely disturbing.

>> No.2131914

>>2131607
this one is kind of creepy

there is an unpleasantly totalitarian undertone to these abrahamic religions

>> No.2132068

I am more disturbed by the fact that my cock twitched on the sight of the gore porn(the one with the nigga)

wow seriously I'm this fucked up already?