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....to discover that NASA has found life in Europa's ocean. Pic related.

How do you react? How does the world react? How does the church react? What does this change in terms of policy?

>> No.2124257

I wanna know how they saw under all that fucking ice.

Also, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that Earth is the only habitable planet/celstial body.

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>>2124257

>>I wanna know how they saw under all that fucking ice.

One of these. In secret.

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>> No.2124277

I want to go lewis and clark 3000 all over that moon's ass
they'll create a new synonym for epic to describe it

>> No.2124280

Is it intelligent?

>> No.2124281

What I would do: Punch a hole in everything around me in excitement.

What the world would do: Argue and in the end not give a fuck.

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2124283

Fist-pump in the air so hard, the jaw of every creationist on this planet (and Europa if they have any either) breaks simultaniously.

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>You wake up tomorrow and turn on the news ....to discover that NASA has found life in Europa's ocean
>How do you react?

With anger. Why the fuck has NASA been hiding mission launches from me. I don't remember being told we had recently launched a probe capable of getting below that moon's ice.

>> No.2124287

My reaction: That's awesome; I wonder how intelligent it is? (thoughts degenerate from here as to evolution, ecosystem, etc.)

World reaction: Incredibly mixed. I think there will actually be a lot of violence; although I'd wager it'd accelerate religions demise.

Church reaction: I presume you mean the...catholic church?

In which case, the shit would hit the fan; there'd be a lot of division amongst it's ranks. Long story short though, I think you'd primarily have the reaction of: Isn't Yahweh amazing.

Policy change: I presume you mean world policies, but I'm not sure what you're really talking about; care to elaborate as to what policies?

>> No.2124291

>>2124257
Insecure Christian detected.

OP didn't say anything about the Bible.

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>>2124287

>>Policy change: I presume you mean world policies, but I'm not sure what you're really talking about; care to elaborate as to what policies?

Well I assume it'd boost NASA's funding quite a bit.

And you might see them collaborate with NOAA and the Woods hole Oceanographic Institute as they're the experts on subsea technology.

Exploration of the Europan sea wouldn't be that different from the exploration of ours. Most of the same technologies would come into play, it's just that we'd be getting them there via rocket.

>> No.2124307

me: fuck yeah! and want to study it's DNA (if it even has DNA)
world: either a wow or a meh depending on country
church: butthurt and makes some lame excuse
policy: funds more nasa life searching/SETI

>> No.2124319

>>2124249
>NASA has found life in Europa's ocean
>Implying the Chinese or Russians won't find it first.

>> No.2124321

>How does the church react?
Wat? What church and why would they care?

>> No.2124322

>>2124291
>doesn't mention the bible
>the church

What other churches are from religions that don't use the bible?

>> No.2124324

>How do you react?
I'm going to at least quadruple-check the date and time and recent history, because one of the following must have happened:
1. I have been in a coma for a decade or several.
2. I have missed some really important spacecraft launches.
3. I have travelled in time to the future.
4. I have lost my memories of the last few decades.
5. I am insane.
6. I have somehow ended up in a parallel timeline where space exploration is decades more advanced than it is in my home timeline.
7. Someone, someones or something is playing a very elaborate joke on me.

Next, depending on which seems more plausible after checking some facts, I'll either try to acclimatize or go back to bed and sleep until tomorrow.

>How does the world react?
Depending on which of the above scenarios is the truth, the world will react either with indifference, rapt attention or overt hostility. Or something I cannot even fathom.

>How does the church react?
Either it is no longer existent, ignores the news, claims goddidittoo, says satandidit or has mutated so much I cannot say what they will do.

>What does this change in terms of policy?
See second answer.

>> No.2124328

>>2124319
The Chinese century is vastly exaggerated. I don't know where you are getting Russia from.

>> No.2124330

You could eek out maybe a doubling of space exploration budget from governments, if you're lucky.

>> No.2124335

How do you react?
>Meh, I'm really not that interested in Space and life on other planets

>How does the world react?
Meh, we've got bigger things to worry about.

>How does the church react?
OP, don't be a faggot

>What does this change in terms of policy?
Who cares, it'll just mean a rise in taxes.

>Overall
Meh, whoop-de-fuckin-do.

>> No.2124336

>>2124307
>if it even has dna
>if it even
>if

GTFO idiort

>> No.2124339

>>2124249
Not much, just reaffirms Zachariah Sitchin, Graham Hancock and Carl Sagan's theories

>> No.2124348

>>2124336
yeah like you know all life in the universe has DNA

>> No.2124352

>>2124336

I'm fairly sure s/he meant it as: if it has specifically dna.(that's not to say that it lacks an equivalent thereof)

Benefit of the doubt of course.

>> No.2124355

>>2124348
How the fuck it function without it?

>> No.2124368

Why do atheists always act like life on other planets somehow undermines Christianity? WTF? That makes no sense. 200 years ago a Christian theologian wrote that he communicated with spirits from other planets, and talked about Jesus with them, FFS.

>> No.2124371

>>2124355
could use some other chemical form of information
maybe it only got to RNA
maybe it's silicon based life
you don't know

>> No.2124376

>>2124368
yeah they'll just make a lame excuse and continue believing in santajesus

>> No.2124379

THIS COULD REVOLUTIONIZE JAPANESE TENTACLE PORN

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>>2124368

>a Christian theologian

Welcome to /sci/, we don't like generalities.

>> No.2124385

>>2124355
How can anyone answer how something completely unknown would function. If it evolved independently, how do you know it is based on the same chemical foundations?

>> No.2124388

>>2124368 see>>2124291
Stop being so insecure.

>> No.2124389

>>2124355
RNA motherfucker.

>> No.2124394

>>2124380
nice generalization.

>> No.2124396

>>2124355

By having something similar?

>> No.2124398

>>2124388
wat? I'm not insecure. It's just fucking bizarre.

>> No.2124399

>>2124368

Because they're mildly, to severely psychotic, death cultists.

>> No.2124407

>>2124399
Why would that make them do anything differently knowing there was life on another planet? They didn't do anything differently when they discovered life on other continents on earth.

... well actually, they'd probably sent missionary ships to europa to convert them.

>> No.2124415

>>2124368

>>Why do atheists always act like life on other planets somehow undermines Christianity? WTF?

Because it has a view of the cosmos that is very small in scope and centers around humanity. It says the Earth existed since the dawn of time, that the sun was created later, and the rest of the stars after that (it even specifies that they are embedded in the domelike firmament of the sky like jewels). The incorrect order is what you'd expect from people who thought our species is the whole point of the universe.

The Bible mentions nothing about life on other worlds. It should, right? If it's actually inspired by god that would be one of the most important things it could tell us.

It doesn't even say anything about Islam. It mentions Jews, but not Muslims. You know why? Because Islam came into being about 600 years later. The authors of the Bible had no way of knowing it would, because they weren't actually divinely inspired.

It's a provinicial book, basis for a provincial religion written when we lived in a simpler, smaller world. Our scope has expanded since then and what we've found is far beyond what the authors of the Bible imagined.

>> No.2124420

>>2124407

>...psychotic death cultists.

>> No.2124422

>>2124355
>How the fuck it function without it?
Typical egocentric universeview.
Fucking earthfags...

>> No.2124426

Me: I've always wondered about the flow of biological information (DNA>RNA>protein or different?) in extraterrestrials. Now we can find out

World: No net reaction, a great deal will live life as normal and not care to much. A few will freak out.

Church: The Church had a conference about how they would react if extraterrestrial life were found. Idk what their consensus was but im assuming that will be their reaction.

My guess is the Church's reaction will vary depending on the intelligence of the organism.

"Intelligent" Organism (think fish or something): Oh cool, just like we've been saying for a while now- your science theories don't really go against our teachings.

Organism with high level of intelligence (communication etc): try to find any and all similarities between its existence and the Christian faith. Does it worship a "three in one" deity? What is its story of creation. Does it consume something ritually perceived to be the body of its savior? Is it biochemically similar to us and thus supporting the notion of a designer?

World Policy: No change really

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2124431

To take the focus off the religion squabbling, here's a better question:

How would you design a *manned* vehicle to explore the Europan sea? Could we build an outpost on the ice, straddling over a hole melted down into the sea, and use that shaft to lower the submarine into the water or retrieve it after missions?

Or should the outpost be underwater itself, connected to a surface docking station for landers?

>> No.2124442

No one has mentioned that he wants to fuck aliens no matter how they look.
Am I on 4chan?

I am proud of you guys. To be on topic, I would probably be totally excited even though this will mean shit for me and I will probably not even have contact with them in my entire life, then realize there's going to be some damn stupid marketing going on, every country working against each other so they get the first contact (which isn't necessarily a bad thing) etc. not sure what to think.

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NASA's face when the drone, they crashed through the ice, triggered a chainreaction that will obliterate the entire ecosystem within 10 years.

>> No.2124456

>>2124257

They used a fleshlight duuuh

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>mfw the alien is bred in captivity here on earth and eventually sold as a cheap pet for kids too irresponsible to get a dog.

>> No.2124464

I would wonder how the fck they got probs on Europa

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EUROPE IS A CONTINENT, IT DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING OCEAN.

IDIOT.

>> No.2124476

>>2124415
Nothing you said becomes any different after alien life is discovered. That the Bible doesn't talk about all future events and non-provincial peoples obviously doesn't imply to christians that the Bible isn't divinely inspired. It would be bizarre for them to draw that conclusion. No one stopped being a christian when they aztecs were discovered. They were just more peoples to be christianized. Same with life on other planets.

"The Church" generally refers to the Catholic church, and IIRC they've never in their history advocated a strict literal interpretation of Genesis, which you seem to imply.

>> No.2124479

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS
EXCEPT EUROPA
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

>> No.2124480

>>2124321
They would send people there with bibles to conver the aliens, sadly they dont know that you need air to breath so they all die.
a boy can dream

>> No.2124481

>>2124431
> Outpost
Not on ice. It continually breaks up and reforms, so anything put on it would eventually get "eaten" and sunk. So, planetary geological surveys to find a chunk of rock under the snow and ice that says "I won't collapse when you build on me, honest!" for an actual stable foundation. Then, basically just a tunnel that goes into the rock and leads from there directly into the water; a fucking subpen on another planet. There's also fewer steps involved, mostly not needing a submarine trip back/forth from the pad to the base.

>> No.2124483

>mfw intelligent life is discovered on Europa and the vatican surpasses the US, Russia, and China in space technology to build missionary ships.

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>>2124444
> quad fours

Fuck you for jinxing this shit.
Fuck you so hard.

>> No.2124490

>>2124476

>>IIRC they've never in their history advocated a strict literal interpretation of Genesis, which you seem to imply.

Except they have, all throughout history, up until relatively recently. What do you think they taught about origins even a hundred years ago?

We need redemption through Jesus because we are born with original sin. Original sin was incurred when Adam and Eve ate of the fruit and were ejected from the Garden (the fall from grace).

If none of Genesis ever happened, the rest of Christian theology falls apart.

>> No.2124494

>>2124483
I would die with laughter if this happened

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>>2124422

>> No.2124504

>>2124494
I would die of humiliation. More so if i tried to stop them and failed.

>> No.2124510

europa, hide your boys, priests coming to fuck them

>> No.2124518

How about a Plasma Shield?

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn9567-plasma-bubble-could-protect-astronauts-on-mars-trip.html

>> No.2124519

>>2124490
They didn't say that Genesis never happened. They said that Genesis was symbolic, and not to be taken super-literally. This goes all the way back to the beginning of the church. There was some priest around 500's, can't be arsed to look him up, who's explanation of the symbolism is sometimes referred to as the first theory of evolution.

>> No.2124523

What if europan squid missionaries met the Catholic missionaries near the surface and converted them all to alien squid religion

>> No.2124530

>>2124523
of course, it all makes sense now, praise giant squid

>> No.2124534

>>2124519

It doesn't really matter either way. It's just a bunch of people playing house in fairy tale land.

>> No.2124535

>>2124490
It's only recently that super-literalism has become fashionable, and then only in protestantism. You can have symbolism and still have Genesis describing mankind's original sin.

>> No.2124537

>>2124519

>>They didn't say that Genesis never happened.

Never claimed they did. I said IF it didn't, THEN Christian theology falls apart.

>>They said that Genesis was symbolic, and not to be taken super-literally.

Saying something is symbolic isn't a "get out of factual errors free" card. Genesis is how Christians have sincerely believed the world and life came into being for centuries. And if not that, something equally mistaken.

Do you think ancient Christians had a fully modern understanding of the big bang, evolution, etc.?

>> No.2124539

>>2124523
hail daegon then

>> No.2124541

>>You can have symbolism and still have Genesis describing mankind's original sin.

No you can't, because the event that incurred that curse needs to have actually happened for it to be justified.

>> No.2124568

>>2124523
All hail the octopus overlords!

My reaction: Follow that shit like crazy. The thought of extraterrestrial life fascinates me, more so if it isn't carbon-based.

World Reaction: meh

Church Reaction: Denial, then panic, and finally acceptance for some, bullshit for the rest

Policy Changes: More funding for space programs

>> No.2124602

Church will claim that they are demons and that the lake of fire(Hell) is Io.

>> No.2124764

I say we catch a few and eat them in front of the rest.

Just so they know who's boss.

>> No.2124889

>>2124537
>Do you think ancient Christians had a fully modern understanding of the big bang, evolution, etc.?
Of course not. The subject of Genesis is mankind's spiritual history; not its biological history.

>> No.2124891

>>2124541
Because something is described symbolically does not mean that it didn't happen. Are all science majors literary retards?

>> No.2124910

How do you react?
>Fuck year!
How does the world react?
>"Neat" and will probably forget about it until they find navi they can fuck.
How does the church react?
>Crazies will deny it, although there's nothing in the Bible for or against life on other planets. PETA will call people monsters for wanting to learn about the new life
What does this change in terms of policy?
>Probably nothing

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More important question in my mind: at what point in artificial intelligence can an android be called an individual, possibly even worthy of having some rights?

>> No.2124953

>>2124891

>>Because something is described symbolically does not mean that it didn't happen. Are all science majors literary retards?

You can't fucking have your cake and eat it too, dumpass. Just admit the Bible was wrong about something, fuck.

>> No.2124963

>>2124941
As soon as an android is capable of making independent moral decisions, i.e. capable of independent reasoning in moral situations, it can be granted rights, but that does not mean that they will be.

For instance, humans 'own' their organs. But an android's individual components must be purchased, and then assembled, which means they are legally property.

>> No.2124965

>>2124963
>>2124941

Please create a new thread for this instead of derailing mine. Pretty please?

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>>2124415
Pic related.

It's what the old Hebrews said the universe was. And nothing in the bible has changed since it was written.

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>>2124963
>As soon as an android is capable of making independent moral decisions
>implying objective morality exists

>> No.2124978

>>2124969
Also - The church now is the same church who raged on Galileo for daring to say the Earth revolved around the sun. Just add more water to their teachings (ie secular morality and common sense)

>> No.2124989

Christfags would say it's proof of god

>> No.2124991

>>2124977
I don't think any objective morality exists. All I meant was it can't really have all the answers programmed in from the start.

(I wonder what Troi would say about DATA's moral capabilities. He has the ability to make the decisions, but are they independent of, or at least involve more than, Soong's own moral views?)

>> No.2124996

>>2124422
both Protoss and Zergs have twin-helix DNA for genome.

I bet the Xel' Naga know better what's the best or have no alternatives... so fuck off.

>> No.2125017

>>2124969
I don't know about Judaism, but the Christian view of Genesis as Allegorical is as old as Christianity itself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegorical_interpretations_of_Genesis

>> No.2125019

>>2124991
An android would nearly need to follow the law for it to be a productive citizen.

And all moral decisions can be explained away by an individual's personal goals whether the person in question knows it or not. For example, most moral decisions can be explained by the goal of want to create a productive society, which is another way to live on past death besides having kids.

>> No.2125034

>>2125017
maybe Jesus, if he existed, was just an intelligent humanitarian realising all these religious mambo-jumbo were plain bullshit and tried to convert religious fanatics into a more mild and beneficial indoctrination

not original idea: see Man from Earth

>> No.2125057

Went elsewhere >>2125042

>> No.2125060

TAX IT.
TAX INTO ECONOMICAL SUPPRESSION.
YOU LIVE IN SOL? YOU PAY TERRAN TAXATION.
100 GALACTIC STANDARD MOTHERFUCKER.

>> No.2125071

Someone posted a link yesterday to a statement that a proclaimed professor will announce tomorrow that they found life in an ice meteorite.

>> No.2125156

Finding life on other planets = may answer question as to how life begins.

Religious people would be humiliated by the truth.

But then again religion is designed in a way that no matter how much information we have, anything that is unknown is supernatural.

Even when we create matter and life, religious people will be too stupid to accept the reality of it. They will just say, "God created you and you created life".

The design of religion is an endless paradox.

>> No.2125175

This shits crazy!

As for religion, don't be fools, the connection between science and religion is most definatly there, we're just not smart enough to see it yet.

>> No.2125177

>How do you react?
"Coooollzzzzzz"

>How does the world react?
"Coooooolllzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

>How does the church react?
"It's the work of the devil, not coooolzzz"

>What does this change in terms of policy?
Not much. Those aliens are gonna get fucked up. Humans can't have nice things.

>> No.2125194

>>2125175

>>As for religion, don't be fools, the connection between science and religion is most definatly there, we're just not smart enough to see it yet.

Sure we are. Religion was our first, worst attempt at science. It's a collection of our early guesses about how the world came to be and how we got here.

But it's not advanced, it's primitive. It's not something we haven't vindicated yet, it's something we've already debunked. Religion is to science as astrology is to astronomy, as alchemy is to chemistry and so on.

>> No.2125209

>>2125194
I'm going to have to disagree with that, partially.

I don't think it's like that, at all. Science has been done by us since we could reason, at any level. Building tools, looking for animals based on tracks, etc. Religion had nothing to do with those things. It's an entirely different monster, one that fed off of our lack of understanding, AND our lack of ideas on how to go about understanding. It's the easy way out, it's the way to give up and be complacent.

I don't think religion had anything to do with spawning the scientific method. Science is something that any sentient being will do, at least on a simple level.

>> No.2125230

I'm going to pray to god our probe doesn't inadvertently ruin their entire ecosystem somehow.

then, I'll shit a brick and wait for pics.

>> No.2125233

>>2125209

>>I don't think it's like that, at all. Science has been done by us since we could reason, at any level.

Reason alone is not science. Scientific methodology has been developed, in stages, over time.

>>Building tools, looking for animals based on tracks, etc. Religion had nothing to do with those things

I meant as a method of explaining origins, and the inexplicable natural phenomena around us.

>>I don't think religion had anything to do with spawning the scientific method. Science is something that any sentient being will do, at least on a simple level.

No, they can do protoscience. Some incomplete version of the method. Or more likely attempt to employ reason alone, something thought possible by many Greek philosophers, although the materialists were eventually vindicated.

>> No.2125240

>>2125209
>>Science has been done by us since we could reason, at any level
Nope, the scientific method is a very recent development in human history.

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>How do you react?
-Unsurprised, but interested

>How does the world react?
-It's a big deal to everyone for a month, and then most people get back to worrying about rampant disease, massive starvation, war, and all the other things that directly affect us now.

>How does the church react?
-The ones who bother to immediately comment deny it at first, and then everyone comes to accept it and find a way to twist it to their view of 'god's plan', while ignoring all of the parts of the bible that are brought into question by this discovery.

>What does this change in terms of policy?
-NASA gets better funding, governments start taking the UN's idea of making pointless offices for dealing with intelligent alien contact... and then nothing else until we figure out how to use alien biology for something and politicians figure out how to talk about it in a way that garners votes.

>> No.2125279

>>2125262
>everyone comes to accept it and find a way to twist it to their view of 'god's plan', while ignoring all of the parts of the bible that are brought into question by this discovery.

Most church-goers, probably. But not all; just think about all the hicks who think the world really is 6000 years old, despite every evidence possible put in their faces.

>> No.2125294

>>2125240
using reason and logic was always there

>> No.2125302

>>2125294

Yeah, but things like peer review, control groups and so on were not.

Science is more than just reason and logic bro.

>> No.2125358

>>2125294

By modern standards you would hardly call the work that the greek philosophers did, science. They used reason and logic but had no developed structure of academic ethics or philosophy of science and proof (roughly called the scientific method).

Aristotle used "reason and logic" to prove that the world could not be composed of atoms. "For if even air is composed of tiny grains of dust [as democritus put it], then why doesn't it fall?" (paraphrased)

>> No.2125359

>>2125294
Forms of reasoning and logic have always been around with humans, yes.

Scientific reasoning has not been. Scientific method; look it up. Science is not some great body of knowledge, it is a type of inquiry that has only been developed over the past few centuries and has only been widely applied in life over the last century or so.

>> No.2125376

I read somewhere about the catholic church actually looking for intelligent life. Not sure where the article was, but whatever.

I don't think it would change much.