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OK I asked this question last week but didn't get a proper answer.

I wake up with a really sore head after an epic night of drinking. I fap and cum buckets, however as I do so the headache is exacerbated by over 9000.

Why is it that blowing your load after a hangover makes you head hurt even more?

additional information: I smoke when I drink.

pic related: it;s what I fapped to

>> No.2123809

Increased blood pressure and dehydration.

>> No.2123815

You've got bigger problems to worry about, pedophile.

>> No.2123818

>>2123815
>implying pedophilia isn't normal like homosexuality.

wow sure is scientific in here, have to start calling this board 'creationists' soon

>> No.2123820

Basically you are dehydrated, and raising your pulse and blood pressure will give yo and epic head ache if you want to stop this don't drink so much or drink water whilst drinking.

>> No.2123823

>>2123818
>Implying you wont go straight to hell

>> No.2123825

>>2123823
>implying god cares, people got married when they were 12 and had sex.
Where is your pedophilia now?

>> No.2123826

>>2123823
>implying hell exists

>> No.2123828

>>2123823
>implying priests go to hell.

>> No.2123830
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2123830

thanks for the answer guys, will delivar in return

>> No.2123835

>>2123825
>>2123826
>Implying Jesus didn't say that all liberal homosexual pedophiles are going to hell.

>> No.2123838

>>2123835
Good thing i'm a proud Neo pagan trans-human.

>> No.2123837

>>2123835
still implying hell exists

>> No.2123845

Holy shit.
What the fuck is this thread lol

>> No.2123846

>>2123835
He said nothing against pedophilia. He just said you must get married before you stick in her. So as long as its bound by a ring I can bang all the under age bitches I want and avoid eternal hellfire. Given that I believe in this bullshit.

>> No.2123849

>>2123846
The fuck?

>> No.2123855

>>2123835
If everyone in the world is a faggot except for me then how is babby formed?

>> No.2123858
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2123858

> Implying Ian Stone is a nigger.

>> No.2123859

>>2123818
congrats pedo, you're never gonna have your question answered now.

btw, I hope your dick gets cut off.

>> No.2123863

>>2123849
It's true. You can be 40 and as long as you are married to her she can be 12 and avoid hell. According to voodoo Christian zombie laws.

>> No.2123873

>>2123855
anal sex

>> No.2123874

sure is troll in here

>> No.2123875
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2123875

>implying Damon Cloutier isn't really fucking gay

>> No.2123885

>>2123875
Does that picture even need that paint dick to explain this fact?

>> No.2123897

>>2123885
hmm... I shall contemplate this.

>> No.2123898

I would say the increased blood pressure from fapping and just the fact that you are doing something somewhat strenuous would exasperate the head ache

>> No.2123900

>>2123875
Fuck you Ian. You're a ginger. Also a newfag.

>> No.2123907

>>2123885
>>2123875
Samefagging it up.

>> No.2123910
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2123910

>>2123900
>shut the hell up
lol this pic totally describes you

>> No.2123921

>>2123910
Funny but I already used that on you faggot.

>> No.2123920

>>2123818
It's not entirely normal, and in fact is problematic to society and the pedophile himself/herself. It maybe as natural as homosexuality, but to be honest just because something is natural doesn't mean it's a good thing (deadly diseases are natural occurrences, murder is a natural human behavior, schizophrenia [despite being a genetic defect] still occurs naturally).

Besides that pic is more along the lines of hebephilia/ephebophilia.

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2123931

>>2123921
> implying Chris Angel isn't the modern-day reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

>> No.2123936

>>2123931
Jesus has shitty taste in fashion then.

>> No.2123942

>>2123936
how dare you?

>> No.2123943

>>2123931
yes but can jesus do magic?
also wtf is with this thread, i thought sci was better than this.

>> No.2123949

>>2123943
they're both intricate con-men

>> No.2123953

> Ian Stone is still a nigger, aswell as Jesus and his merry men.

>> No.2123959

>>2123808
Same shit happens to me OP just gotta take it like a man! Or you could choose not to fap.

>> No.2123961

>>2123953
> implying jesus is a nigger