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2123095 No.2123095 [Reply] [Original]

>mfw none of you faggots will have any have work experience when you graduate
>mfw when you won't ever be hired in the field you majored in

>> No.2123103
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2123103

>mfw

>> No.2123112

computer science major here

i dont think ill have to worry too much about getting a job here

>> No.2123119
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2123119

>mfw

>> No.2123114
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>mfw my father is an university professor in the field I'm studying
>mfw my grandfather was as well
>mfw nepotism rules

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>> No.2123127
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>mfw my father is an engineer for a major oil company
>mfw I worked construction for a couple years
>mfw I know I will have a job waiting for me when I graduate

>> No.2123130

except if you have to have some field experience to graduate

>> No.2123137
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2123137

>mfw OP is projecting
>mfw I am a professional mathematician at a university

>> No.2123219
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>>2123095
>mfw this is true for most if not all of of /sci/

>> No.2123226

>mfw you stupid fucks are actually going to fall for this
I don't have a face.

>> No.2123233
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2123233

>mfw

>> No.2123236
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2123236

>major=EE
>mfw I'm already hired as an EE in college
>lulz ensue

>> No.2123261

>>2123236
>>2123236
faggot detected

>> No.2123273
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2123273

u mad

>> No.2123288
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2123288

>mfw I don't give a fuck

>> No.2123296

How do you get work if you need expierence in work to get work.

>> No.2123331

>In a co-op program
>Will have 2 years work experience in my field by the time I graduate
>U mad?

>> No.2123824

OP is a huge faggot

>> No.2123833

>>2123296
Friends, Family, or Companies that are hunting undergrads to hire for a year or 2.

>> No.2123851

NO YOU LIE

>> No.2123854
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>>2123851
SAY ITS NOT TRUE

>> No.2123865

>>2123095
>mfw placement year followed by serious job offer if I finish my degree with at least a 2:1

>> No.2124775

>implying i'm not going for a postdoc position

>> No.2124803

>>2124775
>implying you want to be someone's bitch
Aspire for at least an assistant professorship. Write some more papers or something.

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>>2123095
>mfw I am in forestry
>mfw I am a lumberjack
>mfw when I'm okey (with this)

>> No.2124925

>>2124893
nigel?

>> No.2124930

i recently graduated with a computer science degree. I got a job two weeks after graduating as a DBA. I had no internships or work experience. Eat it.

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>>2123095
>mfw I already was taught and realized this when I was 17
>mfw I'm 21 and still can't get a job, even volunteering, to get work experience
>mfw at this point I'm just going to college just so I have something to do
>mfw rage

>> No.2124944

>>2123095
>software engineering
>4 internships (coop)
>Ithinkimfine.jpeg

>> No.2124958
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2124958

>mfw i'm currently studying abroad in germany for a linguistics major
>mfw i'm fluent in 10 languages
>mfw i called UN and they said i'd be qualified for a translator job as soon as i graduate

>> No.2124988

>mfw I could just kill myself and not have to worry about anything at all

>> No.2125008
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>mechanical engineering
>no coop in undergrad
>do ugrad research instead and go to a good school for a master's
>send resume to one company
>get a job starting $78k
>mfw

minimal effort

>> No.2125014

>>2124958
>linguistics
you have 120 seconds to find a satisfactory excuse for polluting /sci/ with your presence when /int/ and /lit/ exist

>> No.2125032
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>> No.2125044

I had a job offer a month after graduation but the pay was insulting.

>> No.2125046

>mfw when investments made me enough to cover 4 years of tuition, during spring semester of freshman year

>mfw I have no face

>> No.2125048

>>2125032
faggot detected

>> No.2125056
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>Graduate with high GPA
>Apply for lab position
>Interview
>Get offered job

>mfw salary offer is only 2080/yr

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>>2125032
Rewards of a trans-human

>> No.2125077

Actually, I'm going to graduate in a year (software engineering degree), and I currently have a pretty nice internship. The pay is shit (duh, it's an internship), but at least it's something I'll have on my resume when I apply for a job I actually want.

>> No.2125088
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2125088

>mfw

>> No.2125115

senior PetE here, two summer internships and a co-op under my belt. Go fuck yourself, I've had 3 job offers already.

>> No.2125123

hi im a foreigner.. can anyone please explain this Co-op concept plz.. sounds interesting, and relevant to my current situation.

>> No.2125139

>>2125115

Greetings, fellow PetEfag

>> No.2125149
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>>2125115
Can you tell me what this is, Mr.PetE?

>> No.2125154

>>2125149
Turbine. Next.

>> No.2125157

>>2125154
hahaha fail

gtfo

>> No.2125160

>>2125157
No u

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2125164

>mfw OP doesn't realize that any scientist worth mentioning did not enter the field for "the job" or for "money".

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>mfw i already have internship experience in my degree and will be going to grad school, which will be almost nothing but work

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>>2125115
I'm waiting faggot
I thought you were a senior PetE?
I guess u lie
I'm disapoint

>> No.2125188

>>2125167
Are you a squid girl.jpg

>> No.2125202

>>2125160
no u

>> No.2125206

>>2125202
no u

>> No.2125211
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>>2125115

>> No.2125212

>>2125206
no u

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>>2125164
>mfw scientists are ignorant of the fact that enjoying the profession is EXACTLY the reason they get paid low wages
>mfw scientists bash economics as the dismal science and yet can't explain why they get paid low wages despite being highly skilled

>> No.2125224

>>2125212
no u

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>>2125164
>mfw people still think they live in the baby boomers era where jobs are lining for them after they graduate and there's higher pay as incentive for them to start work right away.
>mfw people think working your butts off in coffee-making slave internships, writing a platinum-polished resume and making connections everyfucking where, just to get a 30,000 dollar a year job is worth it
>mfw people don't realize the same volume of effort can be spent creating their own business and rake in far more profits.

>> No.2125249

Had work experience in major related field during college.

Got job in field after graduated.

U mad /sci?

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>>2125224
no u

>> No.2125268

>Did not have any work experience in field.
>Got awesome job paying $75K/yr immediately out of school.
>Project cancelled before starting, they never told me and I ended up doing IT for a year.
>Now working for 2/3rds that as a software engineer.

>> No.2125282

NASA coop. ya. 50k starting.

>> No.2125287

working for 50k out of college is QQ.

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>>2125249

>> No.2125327

>taking political science
>ohshitniggawhatareyoudoing

I was a retard in high school. What would be the best degree to pair this degree with? I really want to do something science related. I've been considering aerospace engineering as well. For the record I've changed a lot since the start of university years ago.