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Anonymous Mon Nov 22 01:23:27 2010 No.2093623 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my neutron star

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 01:27:27 2010 No.2093640 lawlz

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 01:30:27 2010 No.2093658 Your neutron star is quite beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 01:30:27 2010 No.2093661 File: 130 KB, 700x700, 1290198991663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >massless could you imagine what it would be like to have no mass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 01:30:27 2010 No.2093659 The only version of this copypasta that actually made me laugh. Kudos!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 01:38:27 2010 No.2093694 >gotten an event horizon >even worse than becoming a gas nebula lol. my favorite parts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 01:41:27 2010 No.2093703 I never get tired of twists like these.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 01:47:27 2010 No.2093721 10/10 Havent seen a good john copypasta in a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 01:49:27 2010 No.2093724 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 01:57:27 2010 No.2093752 wat

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 03:41:27 2010 No.2093975 9/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 03:58:27 2010 No.2093998 lol love it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 04:08:27 2010 No.2094008 10/10

>>	Betty !G.g5e5bYbg Mon Nov 22 04:12:27 2010 No.2094017 >>2093623 luld OP, luld

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The ThunderBird !!m4ANrdZXfVL Mon Nov 22 04:14:27 2010 No.2094020

First off, everything observable has mass, carbon piles included. Which also gives us our gravity, however weak it is.

Second, black holes don't really synthesize anything apart from X-ray streams, but those hardly count.

However, original, and fun, this sets it apart from other copypasta around here. Overall, an 8/10.

Good Job!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 04:17:27 2010 No.2094026 >>2094020 THIS IS COPYPASTA YOU FLAMING FUCKTARD I've seen it on this board like eight times

>>	The ThunderBird !!m4ANrdZXfVL Mon Nov 22 04:19:27 2010 No.2094036 >>2094026 Hence the word 'other'. As in other copypasta. Original as in not the "Ph.D in Maths, any job I want" or some "Christianity vs Atheism" shit. Learn to read properly, flaming fucktard!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 04:25:53 2010 No.2094048 File: 106 KB, 964x643, 1267275421977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2093623 NICE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 04:41:54 2010 No.2094066 >She just solar flared on me

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 04:42:27 2010 No.2094069 File: 13 KB, 160x120, solarflare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >She just solar flared on me

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 04:54:27 2010 No.2094092 File: 6 KB, 126x122, 1276415163377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. Okay, well played OP. lol'd hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 04:58:27 2010 No.2094100 well played

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 05:00:27 2010 No.2094110 >>2094036 No, you "flaming fucktard"; other Anon means /this/ copypasta has been posted before. Not original.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 05:02:27 2010 No.2094115 This is copypasta, the original was posted a few weeks back iirc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 05:06:27 2010 No.2094122 lol well done OP (on a side note im surprised how many people still get this meme considering how saturated chan has become with newfags)

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 05:28:27 2010 No.2094166 >>2094115 I've seen it more than a year ago newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 05:40:27 2010 No.2094198 >>2094122 The horrible cancer ): I barely deserve to be here and i first arrived in '07...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 05:50:27 2010 No.2094220 >>2094122 >implying versions of this aren't posted in a daily basis for the last couple of years

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 10:06:27 2010 No.2094596 OP is a heterosexual

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 16:00:27 2010 No.2095629 File: 118 KB, 640x480, 1274408679962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ur awesome

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 16:03:27 2010 No.2095635 File: 98 KB, 540x700, Sexy Transhuman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You deserve some trans-human tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 16:05:27 2010 No.2095642 would there happen anything special if a black whole would eat the neutron star?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 16:15:27 2010 No.2095689 10/10 saving

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 16:21:27 2010 No.2095710 OP, you are a fucking genius and I love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 16:22:27 2010 No.2095714 File: 50 KB, 342x342, 1267667935537.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are there so many newfriends on /sci/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 16:24:27 2010 No.2095726 Troll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 16:29:27 2010 No.2095742 File: 4 KB, 192x217, trollscientist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This was really excellent work, OP. 10/10.

>>	dolan !Uq56cE.45s Mon Nov 22 16:32:27 2010 No.2095753 >>2095714 This. I could post this every single day for 20 years and /sci/ would still vomit "10/10 lol'd hard".