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2092143 No.2092143 [Reply] [Original]

hey atheistfags. what do you say during sex, for the sole sake of pleaseure? How does it feel to be living in sin? You know, wats a few shorts years comarped to enternety in a lake of fire?

>> No.2092147

so THAT'S the original version of that comic

huh

>> No.2092155 [DELETED] 

hey trolls - you're really scraping bottom of the barrel if you choose religion as a subject.

babbysfirsttroll.jpg

>> No.2092156

I usually say "Guess you weren't much of a Christian after all! Wanna be an atheist?"

>> No.2092161

a lake of fire sounds pretty sweet!!
living in a volcano for eternity? sign me up!!

>> No.2092164
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2092164

You know what, you got me OP. I'll admit, the other night, while my girlfriend gave me a nigh 45 minute blowjob followed by vigorous sex, I did indeed shout out the name of your lord, mainly because I'm a sensative motherfucker and that shit feels good, man.

You win OP. I conceed defeat.

>> No.2092166

Their name, usually.

As for the lake of fire, whatever. I'm enjoying my life.

>> No.2092167

I know I'm responding to a troll thread, but I find it amusing that Christians don't really know that much about hell. I mean, in the bible it's only described as fire and brimstone, but no torture or anything. It's all taken from Dante's Divine Comedy

>> No.2092171

"Fuck yeah!"

And that's it.

>> No.2092173

I usually scream that a gravitational field is indistinguishable from an uniformly accelerated reference system.

>> No.2092180

>what do you say during sex, for the sole sake of pleaseure

"UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF"
"Oh yeah squirt for me!"

Or something to that effect.

>> No.2092189
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2092189

I'm ready.

>> No.2092192

>>2092180
"PAK CHOOIE"

>> No.2092195

GRAHAM'S NUMBER!

>> No.2092198

I usually shout out Planck's constant or Avogadro's number.

>> No.2092201

Pi. All of it. In base 12, because base 12 is superior.

>> No.2092207

>>2092201

Every base is base 10.

>> No.2092209

>>2092207
Except for base 1.

>> No.2092212

fuck yes, 'girls name'
militant anti theist here

ps I tell her she's a goddess as I cum in her mouth

>> No.2092219

I don't shout anything, as I'm still a virgin

>> No.2092220
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>> No.2092221

What do I say during the climax of sexual relations? Nothing; nothing at all.

>> No.2092229

>>2092219
But what *would* you shout?

"THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAAAAKE."

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>> No.2092244

Comarped is my favorite word now.

>> No.2092258

Feels good man

>> No.2092264

>>2092143
>What Atheists cry out during sex
Sexy Primes!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy_primes