/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.2087993]

An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a pub. The first one asks for a beer, the second asks for half a beer, the third for one quarter of a beer. The barman looks down the infinite line of mathematicians, thinking his going to be there forever (literally) and then he gets a brainwave and... pours two beers.
A mathematician, a physicist and a biologist are sitting at a coffee shop watching pedestrians. They observe two people enter an empty building but later on three people exit.

The physicist; 'The measurement wasn't accurate

'The biologist; 'They must have reproduced

'The mathematician; 'If one more person enters the building it will be ...empty again'
A biologist, a mathematician and a logician are on a tour through Scotland. They notice a black sheep.

The biologist: "Scottish sheep are black"

The mathematician: "At least one Scottish sheep is black"

The logician: "At least one Scottish sheep is black on one side