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[Anonymous No.2085538]

History = His Story

Christians: 1
Atheists: 0

[Adolf_Hipster No.2085550]

Evidence for Evoluton=Lots
Evidence for God=None

Christians=0
Atheists=1.

[Anonymous No.2085546]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuffintop

[Anonymous No.2085557]

0/10

[Anonymous No.2085553]

History = His Tory
Christians: 0
Atheists: 1

[Anonymous No.2085558]

>>2085553
History = His Tory

Rich Toffs: 1
Britain: 0

[Anonymous No.2085559]

Hamburger = Ham Burger

False Advertising - 1
Truthful Advertising - 0

[Anonymous No.2085562]

>>2085550
What does evolution have to do with being an atheist?

[Anonymous No.2085563]

Uruguay = You're a gay

Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Agnostics: 0
Gays: 1
Engineers: 2

[Anonymous No.2085564]

>>2085559

10/10

[Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs No.2085567]

Sci Ence

Si Lence

SHUT THE FUCK UP

ME = 0
EVERYONE ELSE = WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS DEAR GOD

GET OUT OF HERE

RUN

RUUUUNNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.2085570]

Penis = pen is.

Perverts: 0
Authors: 1

[Anonymous No.2085571]

>>2085562
Well, the theory of evolution goes against pretty much every creation story ever....it's an important but not necessary ingredient in the modern atheist.

[Anonymous No.2085572]

>>2085567

[Anonymous No.2085573]

Religion = RE Legion = Resident Evil Legion

Christians: 0
Vidya: 1

[Anonymous No.2085577]

Aspergers = Ass Burgers

Computer Scientists - 0
Everyone else - 1

[Anonymous No.2085582]

Christians = Chris Thegame

Christians: i
Atheists: 0

[Anonymous No.2085585]

dicks = dicks

dicks: 0
dicks: 1

[Anonymous No.2085587]

>>2085550
>>2085571
>implying you can't be a christian and accept evolution

[Anonymous No.2085588]

>>2085577
computer scientists - 10
everyone else - 01
you - 00

[Anonymous No.2085590]

>>2085562

[Anonymous No.2085593]

>>2085577
>Computer Scientsts
CS not Science, is actually engineering

Ass Burgers

Computer Scientists 1
Everyone else -1

[Anonymous No.2085612]

God = Dog backwards

KREE-ator: 0
Man's best friend: 1

[Anonymous No.2085615]

Trollface = Troll face

Trolls: 9001
atheits:0

[Anonymous No.2085618]

>>2085587
Implying god man waited 4.539 billion years with his arms folded while everything just fucking died, then raped a jewish girl in bronze age palestine so his son could be the victim of a blood sacrifice in order to be a scapegoat for our thought crimes.

Also, talking snakes and unicorns

[Anonymous No.2085619]

Jesus = Je suis ( I am)

God:1
Christians:0

[Anonymous No.2085626]

Jesus = Jizz Us

Procreation: 0
Bukkake: 1

[Anonymous No.2085630]

devil = d evil

god 0
devil 1

[Anonymous No.2085631]

>>2085538
His Story = Hisstory
Dyslexia: 1
Orthography: 0

[Anonymous No.2085648]

Ilovethisthreadsomuch.jpg

[Anonymous No.2085656]

>>2085618
but i still pray to jesus just in case

[Anonymous No.2085657]

Devil
liveD

God:0
Devil:1

[Anonymous No.2085655]

>>2085631

[Anonymous No.2085662]

GOd = GOOD
DEVIL = EVIL

[Anonymous No.2085664]

Women = Woah, men

Boobs: 1
Penis: 0

[Anonymous No.2085677]

>>2085664

[Anonymous No.2085687]

>>2085618
>implying nothing exploded and made everything, and then mud came out of nowhere and spontaneously made sea creatures which decided to magically grow legs and become land animals that eventually became squirrels and then monkeys and then humans for no reason

Oh look, I can grossly misrepresent an opposing view too

[Anonymous No.2085702]

lold hard

[Anonymous No.2085713]

Allah = Ah lol

Muslims: 0
Internet slang: 1

[Anonymous No.2085722]

>>2085687
Explain how he was misrepresenting it.

[Anonymous No.2085734]

Help us archive this!

[Anonymous No.2085756]

>>2085722
>implying God sat there with his arms folded and didn't do shit until earth was made
>implying you can know that
>implying he raped Mary
>implying Jesus dying on the cross was to save us from "thought crime" and not original sin

[Anonymous No.2085757]

>>2085722
>>2085722
>>2085722
if currentpost(post_number,4) = 1337 then get();

mod(2085722,4) = 1337

YOU ARE 1337.

+3.7 cool points

[Anonymous No.2085760]

>>2085756
>implying he didn't rape Mary

[Anonymous No.2085767]

>>2085760
How can it be rape? Mary wanted it, look at the way she was dressed.

[Anonymous No.2085828]

>How can it be rape? Mary wanted it, look at the way she was dressed.
>mfw post deleted

[Anonymous No.2085866]

>>2085828
I realized that the post was inappropriate, and objectified women.

The only responsible thing to do was delete it.

[Anonymous No.2085951]

>>2085866
>implying women don't consciously dress themselves
>implying women don't dress based on how they look
Are you saying women are too dumb to realize what they look like?

[Anonymous No.2085973]

>>2085951
>implying that implications will never be the same

[Anonymous No.2085989]

>>2085951
>implying rich people don't consciously gather money
>implying rich people don't make decisions based on how much money they will gather
Are you saying rich people are too dumb to realize they're forcing people to burgle them?

[Anonymous No.2085990]

>>2085538

Nope

Etymology: History- from L. historia "narrative, account, tale, story," from Gk. historia "a learning or knowing by inquiry, history, record, narrative," from historein "inquire," from histor "wise man, judge," from PIE *wid-tor-, from base *weid- "to know," lit. "to see"

[Anonymous No.2086008]

>>2085990
No man, it's "His Story"

[Anonymous No.2086025]

>>2086008

[Anonymous No.2086026]

>>2086008
Troll....or a stupid fundie? It's so hard to tell.....

[Anonymous No.2086033]

>>2086008

WHAT ABOUT HERSTORY, PATRIARCHAL FASCIST

[Anonymous No.2086058]

>>2085989
You lose money when people see you're rich and burgle you.
You don't lose good looks when you're attractive and get raped.

Also, attractiveness isn't something you have, it's something you do. You can purposely be conservatively dressed, and keep your ability to look attractive when you want. You can't get rid of all your money and just choose to be rich when it's convenient.

Come up with a valid analogy this time.

[Anonymous No.2086422]

Latin historia -> French historie -> history

[Anonymous No.2087375]

checkmate indeed