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2052525 No.2052525 [Reply] [Original]

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were atheists.

ATHEIST KID: Mom, I'm going to go f**k a hooker.

ATHEIST MOM: Okay, son.

ATHEIST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."

ATHEIST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The atheist kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHEIST DAD: Hey!

ATHEIST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."

ATHEIST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!

ATHEIST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.

ATHEIST DAD: Why not?

ATHEIST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing each other in there.

ATHEIST DAD: Why are they here?

ATHEIST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.

ATHEIST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHEIST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!

ATHEIST MOM: We'll be right there!

The atheist couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of atheists stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHEIST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we atheists are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

>> No.2052540

I remember that video, although I think he started it saying "Let me paint you a little picture"

Has anyone got the link to that video, I want to watch it again for laughs

>> No.2052554

It amazes me you acly took time to write this...

>> No.2052561

whoever wrote this would probably be shocked that there are whole countries of atheists.

>> No.2052563

>>2052540
Yeah, that was a pretty funny video, they were all nutters.
I can't remember what the video was called though...

>> No.2052566

>>2052525
Stop posting FSTDT quotes here.

>> No.2052567

I see nothing wrong with this. Also:

>>2052554
>implying this isn't years old copypasta

Hi! You must be new here, so let me be the first to welcome you to the internet.

>> No.2052569

This shit's old. Don't get trolled, just find it amusing like I do.

>> No.2052573

>>2052540
>>2052563

OP here, there was a video?

>> No.2052581

I think you're conflating religion with morality and ethics. Not believing in God doesn't really operate a restriction on what kind of morality one may follow. I guess both morality and religion both involve "beliefs" but they're not the same kind of beliefs.

Annoyingly, I've met several atheists who hate homosexuals.

>> No.2052589

I identify myself as religious, in that I believe that God exists.

I, however, refuse to bow down to the man and live by some set of rules, morals, ethics, or whatever you want to call them. You don't need to be an atheist to do that, you just need to have a brain.

>> No.2052590

>>2052573
Yeah, this copy pasta was from a old video of some fanatic Christian teenagers ranting, with "evolution is a lie, and so and so" They weren't trolling, they genially meant what the said.

So, believe it or not, what may seem to you to be a troll copypasta, is actually exactly what some people said, it's not made up, just copied, word from word, from some nuts who actually said this.

I didn't actually realise you posted it as a copypasta, I just though that you had seen the video and written it down, I had no idea it had evolved into a copyasta.

>> No.2052601

>This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were atheists.

you mean awesome, right ?

>> No.2052604

>>2052567
>I see nothing wrong with this.
Nice world view. Yeah, fuck people with different opinions!

Cool people don't care about what other people believe because it doesn't affect them.

>> No.2052609

I think the satire here is too heavy handed. It's not that funny if you go too far.

>> No.2052617

WHERE'S THE VIDEO?

>> No.2052639
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2052639

It's... it's beautiful...

>> No.2052697

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO9IPoAdct8
skip to 2:11

>> No.2052713

>>2052609
As you can see from >>2052697 It's not even satire.
Sad, isn't it...

>> No.2052722

>>2052697
>I can summon up 3 words
>Evolution is a lie
>1 2 3 4
Oh wow

>> No.2052734

>>2052697
Oh lawdy what

>> No.2052742

So, what is it that OP doesnt like in the picture he drew?

Perfect society imho. Except the whole Family part. I dont want to be binded by religious contract, and want to be able to fuck my kids.

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2052743

c'mon, /sci/ find the inner strengths to ignore this

>> No.2052744

In Europe, the majority are athiests.

Stupid americans

>> No.2052751

>>2052525
>Implying you need being scared of eternal damnation to have basic human values.

>> No.2052758

>>2052525
OMG OP, you just described a godless Soviet Russia!!

>> No.2052761

>>2052744
Not really. Officially in Europe majority are Christians of different confessions. Its just that they aren't retarded as US and take their faith too seriously.

>> No.2052775

>>2052525
Textbook reductio ad absurdum.
I am not impressed.

>> No.2052795

>>2052761
well most are christians on paper, because they inherited it, but they never visit church, don't discuss religion, etc.