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Anonymous Sat Nov 13 09:46:34 2010 No.2046885 [Reply] [Original]

Why does /sci/ never have threads like these?

D'ya hear about Johannes Kepler? Says we orbit around the sun! How preposterous!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 09:48:34 2010 No.2046887 maggots spontaneously generate from rotting meat

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 09:50:34 2010 No.2046890 Anyone heard about this newton fellow?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 09:55:34 2010 No.2046899 >>2046890 Yeah, he said something about eletrons

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 09:57:34 2010 No.2046901 Have you heard about this new thing called a computer? Oh wait

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:01:34 2010 No.2046905 >D'ya hear about Johannes Kepler? Says we orbit around the sun! How preposterous! Yeah, let's burn that witch and his Copernicus buddy, the Lord be praised.

>>	Captain Flaccid lol, I have !The.Gay2w6 Sat Nov 13 10:03:34 2010 No.2046906 File: 767 KB, 2500x3176, Justus_Sustermans_-_Portrait_of_Galileo_Galilei,_1636[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I heard some things 'bout you and the pope

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:05:34 2010 No.2046910 I just flagellated myself for an hour to wipe out the evil thought of earth not being the center of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:07:34 2010 No.2046914 universe bigger than earth? SHYEEET

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:07:34 2010 No.2046915 File: 10 KB, 300x314, Blaise_pascal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2046901 C'est la dernière mode chez les mangeurs d'escargots: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_calculator

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:09:34 2010 No.2046917 Hey guys I just masturbated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:11:34 2010 No.2046920 >>2046906 >implying the Earth revolve AROUND the Sun. Hello!!! Have you take a walk outside? The Sun revolve around the fucking EARTH!!! God damn, idiots who want to turn Astronomy upside-down.

Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:18:34 2010 No.2046931
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isn't it great how we haven't invented pasteurization yet? i like my milk lukewarm and fresh out of the cow thank you very much. and i can't wait to go clean myself in the nearby river that animals shit and piss in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:21:34 2010 No.2046933 I heard some talk of the earth being round, but that's total rubbish. I met a sailor once who saw the edge of the earth. Poor fellow, died to a sea monster attack a few weeks later...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:21:34 2010 No.2046934 shit, i just died from syphilis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:22:34 2010 No.2046935 >>2046934 >talking >after he's dead VAMPIRE! WE HAVE A VAMPIRE! GET OUT THE STEAKS, THE GARLIC, AND THE BEHEADING AX!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:25:34 2010 No.2046939 File: 337 KB, 488x599, 488px-John_Locke_by_Herman_Verelst.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've got a theory....like....I've got a theory.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:28:34 2010 No.2046944 >>2046935 >steaks want some A1 with that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:36:34 2010 No.2046952 >>2046944 Hell yeah, we can't fight a vampire on an empty stomach.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:39:34 2010 No.2046954 Are you gentlemen going to attend the weekly witch burning tonight? I hear they are going to use the history books of the ancient Babylonians to fuel the fires. Should be a good show.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:42:34 2010 No.2046968 File: 38 KB, 800x441, HolyGrail027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2046954 >>2046954 But, how can we know if a person is a witch in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:43:34 2010 No.2046969 >>2046968 One of the signs of being a witch is not knowing what the signs of being a witch are. BURN HIM!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:44:34 2010 No.2046971 File: 138 KB, 407x559, GodfreyKneller-IsaacNewton-1689[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys, I invented Calculus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:45:34 2010 No.2046974 File: 38 KB, 316x400, Gottfried_Wilhelm_von_Leibniz[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2046971 Faggot, I did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:46:34 2010 No.2046976 >>2046974 That sounds... derivative

Anonymous Sat Nov 13 10:48:34 2010 No.2046986

Sorry I'm late guys! I just came back from a funeral, a bunch of my kids died of incurable ailments like appendicitis.

But I've got to go now because I need a tooth pulled, the local blacksmith offered to help me if I agreed to give him my oldest daughter in an arranged marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 11:01:34 2010 No.2047029 >>2046933 Then visit the library! The Greeks have proven the Earth round 100 score years ago

>>	(USER WAS PANNED FOR THIS BOAST) !Q/HPYZXvRk Sat Nov 13 11:14:34 2010 No.2047072 File: 31 KB, 267x269, horatio.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2046976

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 13 11:17:34 2010 No.2047079 >>2047072 HE'S A WITCH BURN HIM!!!!

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