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Scenario: Cute bubbly girl walks up to you and happily starts telling you a math joke you've heard a million times before and fucking hate. Do you:

A) Stop her and tell her you've heard it before, leaving her disappointed.
B) Listen politely while silently raging inside.
C) Other?

>> No.2031871
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2031871

Rape.

>> No.2031873

>>2031868
C) Other
I listen politely and silently imagine her naked.

>> No.2031875

How 'bout go learn some social skills.
Or rape. Either.

>> No.2031878

Think of a joke to tell her back. If you're alpha it will involve genitals, though may or may not be slightly deprecating towards women.

>> No.2031883

Finish it for her, while smiling condescendingly. Happened before.

>> No.2031887

C) Yell "NAH, DRY!" when she's in the middle.

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>>2031875
>social skills
>math
>4chan

ho boy

>> No.2033417

bamp