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2031119 No.2031119 [Reply] [Original]

We pray for your souls.
We sprinkle holy water onto your possessions when you are away.
We call upon the saints to help us in our scientific endeavours.
Under our labcoats, our flesh is scarred from penitent self-mortification.

We crypto-Christian scientists are all around you secretly working to make our surroundings pleasing to God. Thoughts?

>> No.2031134

cool story, bro

>> No.2031151

be more creative with your troll threads
christfag trolls get old
i just came to /sci/ for the first time in ages to post a non-christfag troll thread, and one of the first things i see is this

>> No.2031157

Hey faggots, stop posting in these threads. At least sage them and report them, fuck.

>> No.2031168

There are no religious people left on earth, what a troll.

>> No.2031188

Are you an anime character?

>> No.2031207

I rape souls.
I curse your shit when you aren't around.
I summon the power of satan to help me with SCIENCE!
Under my black labcoat, my accursed flesh is scarred from the fires of hell.

I am a satantic scientist, and i'm watching you. I'm feeding the power of satan, destroying all of god's works.

thoughts?

>> No.2031220

>>2031207
Climategate

>> No.2031231

>>2031220
>your face when fox news takes retarded shit out of context to further their retarded agenda

>> No.2031244

>>2031207
Cool stuff, I love it. Thanks for serving the loveless god that killed no-one. The loving god Yahweh is such a dick thinking we should go through hardship for happiness. Fuck you!

>> No.2031266

>>2031244
>Yahweh
>kills everyone on earth, like three times
>all loving
---
>satan
>teaches people, spreads knowledge (tree of knowledge thing, for an example)
>kills noone
>is evil

oh christianty, you so crazy

>> No.2031277

>>2031231
I don't have a "same shit different day" face but maybe I should.

>> No.2031288

>>2031266
one day people will understand balance, until then, everyone will be a spoiled punk like this guy

>> No.2031299

>>2031157

>> No.2031300

>>2031288
You do realize we're playing with theology like a joke?

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>>2031277
I think this would cover it reasonably well no?

>> No.2031314

Thoughts?

When you realize why your science is flawed, then you will realize why none of us take you seriously as a scientist.

Let me ask you... which side of the religious debate do you think science is on?
*hint* it's a trick question!

>> No.2031326

Not /sci/ related. Please post in /ghay/.

>> No.2031329
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2031329

my thoughts are currently revolving around why honesty is so lacking in the world.

when i say, "no, your huge ass is what makes your ass look fat, it has nothing to do with pants.", it was never meant as an insult, for i deal in facts.

It was simple observation and easily repeatable.

I can't help that, nor do i draw any conclusions whether or not it's negative or positive...it is merely a result.

>> No.2031340

>>2031314
Master troll, please do something more entertaining.

>> No.2031359

>>2031329
>read that exact sentence yesterday
>search google for a moment to find it, cannot

whats that from?

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>>2031359

You couldn't possibly.
Google is never wrong.

>> No.2031599

>>2031119

That your insane, or at the very least delusional. Irregardless this doesn't belong in /sci/

>> No.2031765

>>2031340
If you think that was a troll post your a tard..

My point is science doesn't take any side at all on religion... Or course, SCIENTISTS can, but they are just people, SCIENCE itself doesn't give a crap what you believe all that matters is what you know and what you can prove..

I then said
>>When you realize why your science is flawed, then you will realize why none of us take you seriously as a scientist.
Because, scientists who do science in the name of christianity are totally violating the scientific method and are setting themselves up for failure.

Difference between "christian scientists" and real scientists is that real scientists look at a problem totally unbiased... whereas people like the OP claims to be look at a problem thinking they already know the answer and undoubtedly will try and distort their observations to FIT their delusional worldview.

>> No.2032439

>>2031599

>Irregardless
That's not a word....

>> No.2032441

>>2032439
It's a perfectly cromulent word.

>> No.2032462

Honest people use no rhetoric;
Rhetoric is not honesty.
Enlightened people are not cultured;
Culture is not enlightenment.
Content people are not rich;
Riches are not contentment.

So the sage does not serve himself;
The more he does for others, the more he is satisfied;
The more he gives, the more he receives.
Nature flourishes at the expense of no one;
So the sage benefits all men and contends with none.

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2032471

I go to sleep and wake up. Thread still going. O.o

>> No.2032488

>>2032471
Have you reported it? Don't expect mods to come here and scan all the troll threads.

>> No.2032515

>>2032488

mods are crypto-Christians
dei gratia