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2011814 No.2011814 [Reply] [Original]

I am about to explain to you why an Atheist is like a cockroach. Please open your mind. It's a logical view of perception/awareness and therefore makes sense to intelligent people.

>A common cockroach cannot understand who built the house, the floor, or the ceiling on which it dwells.

>A common Atheist cannot understand who built the forests, the sky, or the ground on which they live.

The reason is because the roach's mind isn't capable of figuring out it's in a house that was built by a man. It's not that smart, it has limited functions like eating, pooping, fucking, and sleeping. It only knows what it sees in front of it and no further.

The Atheist's mind is the same way. They only see what their eyes tell them is there. Nothing more. They don't have the intelligence necessary to understand who built the planet they are on. They eat, poop, fuck, and sleep, and think that’s all what life has to offer.

>> No.2011817

>>2011814
Inb4 150 replies

>> No.2011828

>They eat, poop, fuck, and sleep, and think that’s all what life has to offer.

and we're right.

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Also, when the religious people die in nuclear fire while praying their gods to save them, the atheists will have built shelters and survive.

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>> No.2011847

>>2011814
Thats why there is a clear correlation between the smarter someone is the less religious they are right? Fail troll is fail.

>> No.2011851

bump

>> No.2011852

>>2011828

I think "drink" needs to be added between "poop" and "fuck" but otherwise it's good.

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>>2011844
>>2011852
>>2011838
>>2011846
umad?

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SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS!

>> No.2011866

3/10, because I'm still replying: Why do you have to assume any of the things you listed, like the sky, was 'built' ?

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>>2011860
Nope, just feeling sorry for you.

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LOL

>> No.2011880

>>2011866

sky is there so we can fly around in planes, its much faster that way

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>> No.2011888

>>2011814
OP your a legend. Someone archive this thread.

>> No.2011890

>>2011866
From an atheist perspective, quite literally, everything has been built atomically and chemically. Now where god fits in to that (if you believe he does) is not for me to say.

>> No.2011892

I lol'd.

>> No.2011900

>>2011888
It's old copypasta.

>> No.2011920

To Atheists a cockroach makes sense LOL

Look at it.

>> No.2011938

bump

>> No.2011942

Nice OP, now imagine another cockroach coming along. Let's call him Jesus of Cockareth. He explains how a rainbow-striped tiger built the house, the floor and the ceiling. And he's right of course.

While we poor atheist cockroaches don't believe and try to figure shit out on our own, you guys are the best. You guys know, that a gay rainbow-striped tiger build our cockroach world.

You guys are fucking geniuses.

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>> No.2012040

>>2012018

I don't think so.

>> No.2012043

>>2012040
u mad athirst?

ATHIRST!

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hey everybody!!! let's all post our shitty forced memes!!!

contributing

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engineers lulz

>> No.2012067

The universe is intelligent, yes, due to cultures rising, discovering that time is traversable, and then seeding themselves, but "god" (or more accurately, trillions upon trillions of "Gods") does not give even the simplest of fucks about your petty bullshit. God has its own shit to deal with on a scale bigger than any human being could possibly imagine.

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YEH

>> No.2012073

>>2012067
wat

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>PhD in Math
>any job I want
>300K starting

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>>2012067
We are a way for the universe to know itself.

>> No.2012127

Untill people start seeing giant feet in the sky I laugh at you.

>> No.2012137

>>2012073
Do you really think we;re the first civilization to figure out that the universe has rules, and that those rules can be exploited? Please. Civilizations have existed for billions of years and they definitely haven't been sitting around with their thumbs up their asses all that time, waiting patiently for humans to show up because they're so goddamn important. There is no god. there is no such thing as an "almighty". There are things that will seem that way to YOU, but ultimately, the environment we're all playing in isn't in itself a thinking thing; it's a chessboard for players to play on.

>> No.2012139

>>2012098
pretty much exactly this.