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>Researchers at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) are getting set to create the Big Bang on a miniature scale.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11687912

Well, it's been nice knowing you all. Let's get ready for that alien invasion and our impending certain deaths.

>> No.1995407

It's cool, I've played the first Half-Life. I know I what to do.

>> No.1995436

>>1995407
Head crabs, head crabs everywhere.

>> No.1995439

Cool. We'll finally find out if God created the universe with a divine particle accelerator.

>> No.1995441
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>>1995393
Nothing to fear, I work at the LHC.
Everything will be all right!

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>> No.1995444

>>1995436
I would actually support the Combine, but that's just me.

>> No.1995455

>>1995441
>"Although the tiny fireballs will only exist for a fleeting moment (less than a trillionth of a trillionth of a second) the temperatures will reach over ten trillion degrees, a million times hotter than the center of the Sun," said Dr Evans.

Hope you're wearing oven gloves.

>> No.1995511

>>1995441
>implying the janitorial staff will be told anything while all the scientists will be in a bunker hundreds of miles away.

>> No.1995534

>>1995441
Every time a 4channer exposes himself to be one of our supposedly respectable scientists, I die a little inside.

>> No.1995543

>>1995534
I don't. I think its kinda cool.

>> No.1995546

>>1995543
Also, my captcha was Brough Ragium
lol

>> No.1995553

>>1995534
Then you'll be disheartened to know that I'm gonna be a Medical Doctor.

>> No.1995561

>>1995441
CERN invented the www, so you're kind of responsible for 4chan

>> No.1995563

>>1995455
>>1995455

wno't that melt the entire planet?

>> No.1995572

>>1995553
paediatric gynaecologist i hope

>> No.1995576

>>1995553
To f(x) colds?

>> No.1995586
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1995586

>>1995572
>ae

>> No.1995598

>>1995563
Yup. And people say cars are causing global warming.

>> No.1995611

>>1995586
problem?

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>>1995455
That shit is pretty deep underground and in vaccum. I am sure I will be fine.

>> No.1995627

>>1995572
i always dream about being a gynaecologist just so i can deal with the occasional 7 year olds who come in, then when I tell her mommy to leave the room, I start to slowly finger and lick her tight little pussy

then i let her pee in my mouth and defecate inside me, then I start to put my fist in her pussy and shove it so far up her it goes up her bowels, and I start fisting her intestines in a bloody mess

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1995630

>>1995511
Dont be Jelly bro

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>>1995627
>and I start fisting her intestines in a bloody mess

>> No.1995645

>>1995627
Keep dreaming that...until you see the prolapsed vagina of a 70 year old that is dripping cream cheese and smells like the inside of a cows anus.

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>>1995627
>her pee in my mouth and defecate inside me

like defecate in your mouth? in some open wound? wtf?

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1995657

>>1995645
How is that gross? That's actually my fetish, I've masturbated thinking about eatting this pussy out probably every day for the past week

>> No.1995660

>>1995572
proctologist. because i'm a faggot

>> No.1995666

>>1995660
mmm so you get to eat out little girls ass holes

>> No.1995675

>>1995627
You would face the IRL b&hammer. Not worth it.

>> No.1995680

>>1995675
oh trust me it would be worth every bit
i think i would play it off jeffrey dahmer style and eat them to hide the evidence

>> No.1995685

How about we get back to the fact that we are all gonna die when this experiment is run.

>> No.1995697

>>1995685
no lets talk about 7 year olds

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>>1995697

I agree, I would rather talk about shit that can/does happen (7 year old rape), then bullshit like the LHC destroying the earth (LMAO).

So, to the sick fucks out ther:
I would think that the parents would never leave there child alone with the gyno? How would you get around that? (all hypothetically of course)