/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.1989225]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Hugo Morales and I am live in Bolivia. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Hugo Morales

[Anonymous No.1989238]

wat

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989243]

>hugo morales
...there is no way that is you're fucking name.

[Anonymous No.1989251]

Well Hugo there is much good science everywhere.

The best science is science American. Science American is all over American areas and can usually be found for a cheap price.

If you have more questions please ask.

[Anonymous No.1989261]

Bolivian science can be harvested in the Bolivian rainforest during the spring and summer seasons.

[Anonymous No.1989267]

Thank you. How much price would it cost to import science American to Bolivia?

[Anonymous No.1989273]

in a school

[Anonymous No.1989276]

Hello Hugo,

I am am involved with science myself and can say with certainty that science is abundant here in Uraguay. It is a long travel but it is worth it.

Sincerely,
Jesus Cosme

[Anonymous No.1989285]

I am happily thankful of the abundant replies. For more information please phone. Best when you are speaking Bolivia! Thank you.

Tel. [phone]

[Anonymous No.1989295]

i have Huge Morality issues with this thread.

[Anonymous No.1989296]

> Entra en ciencia parada
> Buscar ciencia
> No hay ciencia, sólo cocaína
> PUTO CIENCIA

[Anonymous No.1989300]

>>1989276
>Uruguay
The whole country range from 5 to 6 in the Kinsey scale.

[Anonymous No.1989310]

>>1989267
Hugo I am glad to see you are interested in importing science American to Bolivia.

I must regret to inform you that my daughter is prostitute.

I will gladly give you science American Hugo, but you must pay for services with my daughter.

I will not use phone for science business.

Please respond.

[Anonymous No.1989313]

>>1989300
This is how I like my insults: scientific!

>samefag I'm not.

[Anonymous No.1989345]

Hugo, science is something you acquire in the brain, not a physical thing. You cannot get science that way, you cannot buy or harvest science. Science does not grow... oh, your talking about cocaine aren't you.

[Anonymous No.1989347]

>>1989313
>Psychology
>scientific!
Best be trolling, nigger

[Anonymous No.1989357]

Hugo Morales.

This is Bolivian Government, we are currently tracking your location through your IP address.

We ask you to not resist arrest and to stay calm.

[Anonymous No.1989360]

This thread is weird.

[Anonymous No.1989369]

Dear Bolivian Government,

My Name is Hugo Morales and I am not live in Bolivia. I also purchased an abundant amount of proxy servers.

Sincerely Hugo Morales

[Anonymous No.1989382]

>>1989369
"Hugo" this is Bolivian government.

We have been working with other countries to track you for some time.

We know where you are. We also know your real name.

We will again ask you not to resist arrest.

[Anonymous No.1989387]

Dear Bolivian Government,

My Name is Hugo Morales and you not longer able to confirm identity because I used photoshops.

[Anonymous No.1989393]

Someone archive this thread.

[Anonymous No.1989405]

Hugo Morales,

Bolivian government use photoshop too.

Where you are we know. Also who your identity is.

[Anonymous No.1989411]

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 1 times now.

[Anonymous No.1989415]

>>1989393
google 4chanarchive > click request interface > bam

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989416]

dear brazillian government, i have grown a beard now, so you will be unable to identify me.
sincerly, Hugo 'no morals' Morales

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989420]

>>1989416
forgot pic...

[Anonymous No.1989427]

tl;dr version
Bolivian government inhibits the development of science. Hugo Morales put to death for anti-catholic wizardry.

[Anonymous No.1989433]

>>1989420
>>1989416
You're a faggot. You didn't even bother to take off you stupid trip. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.1989445]

this thread.

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989452]

>>1989433
umad?

[Anonymous No.1989456]

Dear /sci/,

Is Hugo Morales a meme now?

Sincerely anon

[Anonymous No.1989469]

>>1989433
What crawled up his ass?

[Anonymous No.1989479]

>>1989456
Dear anon,

Now it isn't.

Sincerely, /sci/

[Anonymous No.1989501]

Bump for pure hilarity

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989539]

what!? Hugo is evolving??
....
congratulations, your 'Hugo' evolved into Hugooguh!

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989545]

>>1989539
heey derr big brudda! wuts gooin' ohn in dis thredd??

[Anonymous No.1989561]

Best fucking thread on /sci/.

[Anonymous No.1989563]

>>1989501

was funny till EK fagged it up, im out

[Anonymous No.1989567]

>>1989563
true dat

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989570]

>>1989563
>>1989567

[Anonymous No.1989575]

>>1989563

I think the beard was hilarious

[Anonymous No.1989581]

>>1989539
I lol'd.

[Anonymous No.1989591]

Goddamnit Oliver... Interrupted me for this

[Anonymous No.1989596]

[Anonymous No.1989601]

[Anonymous No.1989603]

Dear Hugo,
It is a shame that Bolivian science is so hard to come by. I urge you to flee to Colombia where science is abundant and unrestricted. Meet me at Fuente De Oro and be steadfast, the DINA is after me

May the gods be with you,
Raul Chavez

[Anonymous No.1989607]

[Anonymous No.1989608]

>>1989581
>>1989575
Two posts complimenting the same poster's pictures within 2 minutes of each other.

Not a samefag or anything. Those two posts that both started with "I..." aren't samefags or anything.

Seriously EK, fuck off again. You ruin good things. You are why we can't have nice things. You make arguecat cry; and I'm not even sure cats can cry. If Hugo Morales saw you in real life, he would instinctively punch you in the face without even knowing who you are or why. So would the Bolivian government. I would say change your tripcode and save yourself some dignity, but once you are a faggot who ruins things you're always a faggot who ruins things.

[Anonymous No.1989612]

[Anonymous No.1989616]

Dear chan Neru,

To my name, Hugo Morales's and I live in Bolivia. Can you please tell me in my area to find good science anywhere. Thank you.

Hugo Morales's thank you in the future

[Anonymous No.1989620]

[Anonymous No.1989621]

>>1989608
Chill the fuck out, meng.

[Anonymous No.1989624]

Problem, Bolivia?

Sincerely Hugo Morales

[Anonymous No.1989626]

>>1989608

[Anonymous No.1989628]

>>1989608

Relax. EK is a cool guy.

[Anonymous No.1989634]

Dear 4chan,

My name is Victor Hugo Molalaisi life in Bolivia. Can you tell me where I can find a good relevant areas of science. Molalaisi thanks.

Hugo

[Anonymous No.1989647]

wtf is wrong with this thread?

[Anonymous No.1989650]

>Problem, Bolivia?

[Anonymous No.1989658]

Dear Nervous Chen

Hugo's Moraresuboribia in my life. Can you tell me the knowledge to find good and bad, but if threshing floor. Thank you.

Boat in the next Hyumoraresu

[Anonymous No.1989663]

>>1989628
Ah alright. I guess I was a little... harsh on you EK.

I'm sure if I met you IRL you would be a reasonable human being. I'm just mad because I broke up with my girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.1989670]

>>1989663
Only thing you can do is move on.

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989672]

>>1989608
nah, fuck you. i have a tripcode now, and ive never samefagged in my life you stupid scruffy twat!

[Anonymous No.1989680]

Hugo Morales,

This is the Bolivian Government

An employee informed recently that photoshop does not change you or make beards grow.

We still are tracking you. Do not resist arrest.

[Anonymous No.1989682]

>>1989672
way to be late.

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989683]

>>1989621
>>1989628
INB4 'meng' is all liek "herp derp MOAR SMAEFAGGING! EK removes des tripcodes and pretends to be anon for a few secundz while she tells me to eat shit and GTFO... FFFFUUUU"

[Anonymous No.1989687]

>>1989672
He said he was sorry. You should apologize for calling him a fluffy twat.

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989689]

>>1989663
aww, im sorry to hear that. EK forgives you :)
what happened?

[Anonymous No.1989691]

dude EK you just brought your fail to this thread, stop posting

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989697]

>>1989687
*scruffy* and yeh, i know i'm late, i was posting on some maths thread...like machine gun posting, like i usually do, actually the times will probably coincide with the times 'meng' thought i was samefagging, so this will prove that i am not, as i cant post like 2 samefags here, as well as 3 posts as EK on the maths thread, in the space of about 3 minutes....

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989702]

>>1989691
make me.

[Anonymous No.1989705]

>>1989683
Wow, how old are you, five? Six? Use proper English.

[Anonymous No.1989714]

I wonder why you chose to have a name and a tripcode.

inb4 'because I feel like it' and lies of the like.

I can understand people like Josef being tripfags because they actually make good use of them.

[dolan !Uq56cE.45s No.1989719]

Dear 4chan,

My name is Hugo Morales and I am looking for the purest, cleanest science available, in large amounts if possible. A science for each member of my family. Delivery is not an issue, I am pretty mobile myself.

I thank you in advance.
Sincerely,
Huge Morales

[Anonymous No.1989723]

>>1989714
she should start using images of herself again. I can't fap to tripcodes.

[dolan !Uq56cE.45s No.1989732]

[Anonymous No.1989733]

>>1989723
I can.

[dolan !Uq56cE.45s No.1989737]

>>1989714
Anonymity is for pussies.

[Anonymous No.1989740]

>>1989737
And, erm, Anons.

[Anonymous No.1989747]

>>1989737
dolan is a fag

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989774]

>>1989714
how does josef make good use?
i dont really know why i use a name...erm, i guess its so people can tell who they are actually arguing with...wheras if everyone is called 'anon; you have no idea if its the same guy, or some randomer shipping in.
can be more in depth etc...as in, you can reference my posts and go "you said this, then this, explain." wheras otherwise it could be 2 different anons.
+ i have a reputation here for being somewhat helpful, so it sorta makes sense in keeping with the reputation of EK to keep using the name.

[EK !D96TK2PSsI No.1989776]

>>1989774
*chipping*

[Anonymous No.1989788]

>>1989776
Hey come back explaining how tou did the thing with the triangles

[Anonymous No.1989791]

Who the fuck are you?

[Anonymous No.1989793]

The fuck is this thread?

[dolan !Uq56cE.45s No.1989794]

>>1989774
>helpful

[Anonymous No.1989799]

>>1989776
wat

[Anonymous No.1989805]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Saravana P. Natarajan and I am live in India. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Saravana P. Natarajan

[Anonymous No.1989817]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is AswinSribal Jayaraman and I am live in Sri Lanka. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely AswinSribal Jayaraman

[dolan !Uq56cE.45s No.1989825]

>>1989747
>>1989740
>Ain't got the balls to have an identity and something to live for. Consequently, following my natural faggot instinct, I blend in the masses.
That sums it up.

[Anonymous No.1989829]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Quenton Bonds and I am live in Alabama. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Quenton Bonds

[Anonymous No.1989841]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Bojana Zivanovic and I am live in Netherlands. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Bojana Zivanovic

[Anonymous No.1989847]

>>1989805
Dear 4chan,

My Name is Saravana P. Natarajan and my apologizes as I forgot picture of mine. I not do not want to misrepresent my native country of India. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.1989854]

>>1989825
Or, I use an identity in everyday life, and 4chan is where I can take a break from that and say what I want without consequence. For example: BIG MEATY COCKS. If I were to say that IRL, it would stick to me forever, but here, I am faceless.

[Anonymous No.1989856]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Tom Richard and I am live in Mississippi. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Tim Richard

[Anonymous No.1989864]

4chan I have NO idea WHAT THE FUCK is going on. But you BETTER give these people the fucking science they want. They DO NOT fuck around. I am being held at gun point and my mother was just killed. I told them SEVERAL times I don't know what they are talking about when they ask for science, but they REFUSE to believe me. HELP GIVE THEM THE SCIENCE

GIVE THEM THE SCIENCE.

[Anonymous No.1989867]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Pedrobeares Morales and I am live in Bolivia. Can you please tell me where to find preteen science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Pedrobeares Morales

[Anonymous No.1989872]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is JohnVictor ArunKumar and I am live in Burkina Faso. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely JohnVictor ArunKumar

[Anonymous No.1989874]

OOOH MYYYYYY SCIENCEE

[Anonymous No.1989880]

I can't breathe because laughing! Sincerely thank you.

[Anonymous No.1989893]

Dear 4chan,
My name is Adaeze Azei and i am live in Senegal. I am in need of science and know not where i can find it. i need Science before monsoon season .
sincerely Adaeze Azei

[Anonymous No.1989909]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Victor Antonovich Sadovnichy and I am live in Russia. Can you please tell me where to find science American in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Victor Antonovich Sadovnichy

[Anonymous No.1989911]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Adelgonda G.Morales and I am live in Bolivia. I am the married wife of my husband Hugo Morales. Please provide Hugo Morales with a large abundance of science. We have children to feet. Thank you.

Sincerely Adelgonda G. Morales

[Anonymous No.1989914]

>>1989909
Victor Antonovich Sadovnichy forgot picture. Here is picture.

Please contact me as I am need of science American.

[Inox !I4rwj6vpbw No.1989939]

I have some spare science somewhere in my study

If you want you can have it.

[Anonymous No.1989947]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Srinath Balachandran and I am live in Nepal. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Srinath Balachandran

[Anonymous No.1989951]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Sergio Melais and I am live in Panama. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Sergio Melais

[Anonymous No.1989970]

[Anonymous No.1989981]

>>1989970
What indeed, anon. What indeed.

[Anonymous No.1989988]

>>1989911

Dear Adelgonda G. Morales,

My Name is Hugo Morales and I am live in Bolivia. Can you please go back into the kitchen area. Thank you.

Sincerely Hugo Morales

[Anonymous No.1989996]

>>1989911

Dear Adelgonda G. Morales,

My Name is Hugo Morales and I am live in Bolivia. Can you please go back into the kitchen area. Thank you.

Sincerely Hugo Morales

[Anonymous No.1990004]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Antoine Starke and I am live in cave. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Antoine Starke

[Anonymous No.1990006]

Hello /SCI/,
My name is Barrister Jumanji and a very rich relative of yours has just died and has left behind millions upon millions of dollars. For me to transfer this amount to your money box I will need a %15 transfer fee. Here is my number I will talk to you soon (234) 42 55 20 54.

Love Barrister Jumanji

[Anonymous No.1990011]

I would say archive this but... I'm not quite sure what it is. It's definitely SOMETHING. I can tell you that with certainty.

[Anonymous No.1990028]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Patrick Bateman and I am live in American Gardens Building. Can you please tell me where to find good doubles in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Patrick Bateman

[Anonymous No.1990029]

>>1990011
requested like five times, last time I checked.

[Anonymous No.1990040]

>>1989225

archive archive

[Anonymous No.1990052]

Dear Americhuns,

Mah nah ma is Pierre Bon Apetite
Dis how you have sex with russian women. They like the cheese inside the vagina.

Sincerely Pierre Bon Voy ahge

[Anonymous No.1990056]

Guys wait a sec, i think i found some powdered science. Can any one provide a mailing address?

[Anonymous No.1990072]

posting in epic bread

[Anonymous No.1990075]

Epic thread is epic

[Anonymous No.1990079]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is HHHNNNNNNNGGGGG Can you please tell me where to find good science in my HNNNNNNGGG

Sincer HNNNNNNNNGGGGG

[Anonymous No.1990110]

[Anonymous No.1990130]

[Anonymous No.1990146]

lol wut

[Anonymous No.1990168]

archive.GO.

[Anonymous No.1990199]

Dear Science,

My Name is TV on the Radio and I am live in Brooklyn. Can you please tell me where to find a fourth critically acclaimed studio album in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely TV on the Radio

[Anonymous No.1990214]

is bolivia near an open body of water?

i would like to destroy it.

[Anonymous No.1990224]

Did anyone try calling that number Hugo left? Rofl

[Anonymous No.1991054]

>>1989225

[Anonymous No.1991072]

dear 4chan

My Name is Beatrice Bohner and I am live in Barbados. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.1991211]

Dear 4Chan,

I am Ping Pong and I am live in the China. China government block all science American in interweb. Can I has science proxy?

Xie Xie!!!

[Anonymous No.1991260]

Dear 4chan

My name is Stephen Hawkin and I am live in England. Can you please tell me where to find good furry science in my area. Thanks to you

Sincerely Stephen Hawking

[Anonymous No.1991341]

Dear 4chan,

My name is Wendy Wright and I am in Washington, DC. Selling science is what we are fighting against. Can you tell me the names of all these people wanting science because we want to give them Christianity instead.

Sincerely,
Wendy Wright

[Anonymous No.1991362]

>>1991260

JOSEF!

[Anonymous No.1991369]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Proposition 19 and I am live in California. Can you please tell me where to find good pot science in my area. I think I am going to lose the election, but for why??! Estoy muy triste.

Thank you.

Sincerely Hugo Morales

[Anonymous No.1991377]

>>1991369
I am forget picture.

lo siento

[Anonymous No.1991388]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Chad Smith and I am live in United States. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Chad Smith

[Anonymous No.1991420]

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Dear 4chan,

My name is Boss of Gym and I am live in United States. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Boss of Gym

[Anonymous No.1991430]

Dear 4chan,

My name is Boss of Gym and I am live in United States. Can you please tell me where to find good science in my area. Thank you.

Sincerely Boss of Gym

[Anonymous No.1991438]

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[Anonymous No.1991440]

>>1991438
Feotortgooto myyy pdsciic

[Anonymous No.1991446]

Querido 4Han,

Mi nombre es Hugo Morales y soy de Bolivia. Quiero investigarme mas de ciencia en mi lugar. Gracias.

Con carino Hugo Morales.

[Anonymous No.1991477]

>>1991446

nosotros no entendemos espanol fresa. Habla con la lengua de nuestro senor Dios: Ingles.

[Anonymous No.1991531]

Dear 4chan,

My Name is Blaise Pascal and I live in Paris. Would you kindly direct me to an archive or other source of information which relies on empiric testing and uses aforementioned testing to explain natural phenomena, and may allow me to make predictions about how events are unfolding in other systems and how they will unfold in the future. Sources in my near vicinity would be preferred and appreciated.

Sincerely, Blaise Pascal

[Anonymous No.1991718]

ATTN 4CHAM:

All your science are belong to us!!!

[Anonymous No.1991742]

>>1991718
What you say?

[Anonymous No.1991761]

Hi my name is Warren
I am from the united states, Have you seen my baseball?

Thank you

[Anonymous No.1991809]

Dear 4chan,

My name is christine o'donnell and i am from delaware. Can you tell me how to be senator american in my area. thank you

sincerely christine o'donnell

[Anonymous No.1992340]

is this archived yet?

[Anonymous No.1994345]

bumpan for moar

[Anonymous No.1994420]

I am John Cleese and I am live in Britain. Can you please tell me where to find good chart in my area?

Sincerely John Cleese

[Anonymous No.1994445]

Hola 4chan,
Mi nombre es Adam Carolla y yo vivo en California. Me encanta cantar con mi unicycle. Puede usted decirme dónde puedo encontrar unicycle en mi area.

sinceramente Adam Carolla