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1979470 No.1979470 [Reply] [Original]

Female scientists should get mastectomies so they can cease distracting their peers.

>> No.1979483

And male scientist should get laid to avoid thinking on sex all the time.

>> No.1979491

>>1979483
Sex clones.

>> No.1979493

>>1979483

>should get laid to avoid thinking on sex
Let's feed a fire so it stops being hungry

>> No.1979501

>>1979493
Proof by analogy is fraud - Bjarne Stroustrup.

>> No.1979506

>>1979493
>implying people are as simple as fire

>> No.1979512

>>1979506
Eat, sleep, fuck, and die. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

>> No.1979516

>>1979506

I was speaking of passions, not persons.

>> No.1979541

Well, I was planning on getting one anyway, breasts are uncomfortable and overrated

>> No.1979559

>>1979541
>implying you are a women

>> No.1979563

I want a hard-science girlfriend, so, damn, bad... and with short hair... uuuuggghghfghgh... I am now uninterested in women for the next 15 minutes.

>> No.1979580

>>1979563
Take dxm, you'll never be interested in women again. Totally fucks sexual desire.