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>> No.1978068

I don't have $1M and if I had wouldn't pay to suck dicks.

>> No.1978072

I would suck dick for $1m

>> No.1978091

Uh.. of course.

I ain't even homo, brah.

>> No.1978102

>>1978066

$10,000 per dick?

Yep. I would

>> No.1978105

>>1978068

You don't belong in this engineering board then.

>> No.1978113

is it 10,000 per dick or i get a flat million after 100 dicks?

>> No.1978122

for 1m ? sure

>> No.1978123

>>1978105

So you have to have 100 dicks in order to be on the engineering board?

>> No.1978124

No. I don't want to be known as the dude who got rich sucking dicks.

>> No.1978127

But would you suck 1,000,000 dicks for $100?

>> No.1978135

Hell yes, I would even give 100,000,000 to suck 100 dicks.

>> No.1978139

after its all done and you've got everything you ever wanted with a nice house, fancy car, hot wife, you'll still look at yourself in the mirror and know that you've sucked 100 dicks. so no

>> No.1978140

that would mean that each person would be paying $10,000 to get their dicks sucked
It'd be crazy not to do it

>> No.1978164

The only reason to get money is be be happy. But any happiness I would gain from $1,000,000 would be shadowed by the fact that I sucked 100 dicks. So no. I'll earn that money myself, thank you very much.

>> No.1978170

Hell yes. I'd suck 'em dry.
$1 million in cash, at least. No checks. Also, are the men "clean"? As in, no smegma or STI's.

>> No.1978209

Do I get $10k per dick? Or is it all or nothing?
I imagine that I would be totally willing to do it for the first 10 or 20, then after a while get tired of it.

>> No.1978231

Fuck i'd suck 100 dicks for a million.

I was just going to go live in the forest alone anyway so really I would just have my own predisposition to the subject to deal with and that's it.

>> No.1978276
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1978276

Who cares about money?
I got science!
Knowledge is not something you can buy.

>> No.1978277

>>1978164

>I'm a retard.

>> No.1978279

That's far too expensive.

>> No.1978573

YE S

>> No.1978583

At the same time?

>> No.1978588

>>1978277
Assuming you're calling me a retard: why? Would you dispute the claim that all human actions are motivated by the reward of personal satisfaction, present or future?

>> No.1978614

>>1978588

You differ from the rest, you prefer the fallacious choice.

>> No.1978635

>>1978614
There is more to life than money; /sci/ of all boards should contain people who know this. Studies have shown that, as long as you have enough money to be financially stable, further money doesn't increase a person's mental well-being very much. But sucking 100 dicks would mentally scar me.

Wow, I can't believe I even talking about this.

>> No.1978644

If no one would never know about it: I'd suck em' for 5000$

If everyone would know about it: Yeah I'd suck em for 1M $

>> No.1978646

>>1978164
They are just dicks. What's wrong with them? Are they special or something? You have one and touch it all the time.

>>1978277 was right, you are a retard, for endowing meaningles pieces of meat with some kind of status that would cause you to be unhappy for the rest of your life despite all the material needs you desire.