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Man :
"Why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says:
"So you would love her."

Man says to God:
"But God, Why did you make her so dumb?"

God says:"So she would love you."

>> No.1976117

But OP, original women looked hideous. AND were dumb.

>> No.1976116
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1976116

sage for god

>> No.1976136

Life is so easy for Christians.

>> No.1976140

bump for moar of eve.

>> No.1976146

>>1976117
They just make them prehistoric women look hideous on the history channel so they won't get shut down for being pornagraphic.

>> No.1976155

Just think, without science, all hot women would be naked right now.

Because of a scientific analysis of the situation, they concluded they were naked and now women wear pants and act like dykes.

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I'm not religious in the slightest and I still like the joke.
Still saging, but I also think it's funny.

>> No.1976166

>>1976155
But it is BECAUSE women are clothed that it's so extra awesome to see a woman unclothed. In cultures where everyone actually IS naked, it's no big deal, they're all just used to it. Plus, they have disgusting huge breasts that swing back and forth. Just saying.

>> No.1976189

>>1976166
>In cultures where everyone actually IS naked, it's no big deal
Ha, you really believe that. Those cultures are usually less uptight about sex if anything.

It's only awesome to you because you're repressed. It's like saying it's extra awesome to eat after starving for months, when it feels better to eat every day.

>Plus, they have disgusting huge breasts that swing back and forth

bras don't do anything to avoid this, they just stop backs from being hurt. It's due to size and gravity. Also the fact that they show 70+ year old women in those documentaries.

>> No.1976201

>>1976189
Hey, I'm the kind of guy who saves all the marshmallows for last when he eats lucky charms, and jumps back and forth from the cold pool to the hot tub so the hot tub seems extra warm... So it works for me.

Also, is that true about bras, people? I always thought they slowed the grossification process.

>> No.1976211

I need moar of OP's picture

>> No.1976235

>>1976201
>Also, is that true about bras, people? I always thought they slowed the grossification process.

Actually it increases it.

>> No.1976262

>>1976235
Hold up now, what?

>> No.1976296

>>1976201
Hey well I'm the kinda guy that rips open the bag of marshmallows and guzzles them down my throat as fast as possible! Clothes should be OPTIONALl!! Yeah clothes are neat, they give us style and things but a well built nude body is all the style you need sometimes, plus who knows what kind of cool neato nude styles we would of came up with if it wasn't for Abrahamic god shit fucking up the fun as the usual.

>> No.1976302

>>1976296
But then the marshmallows are gone fast, and you didn't enjoy them as much; your enjoyment per marshmallow ratio is lower than mine.

But back to my question: do bras really <span class="math">\bf{cause}[/spoiler] sagging breasts?

>> No.1976311

Beauty is subjective and the standard of beauty changes from era to era.

Think what was considered attractive in say the Victorian era. Not so much today, is it?

>> No.1976317

>>1976302

>http://www.thelocal.se/10976/20080408/

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>>1976317
http://www.thelocal.se/29880/20101028/
>Girl, 16, charged for sex with underage boys
This is a depiction of my facial expression as I read the title of the previously mentioned article.

>> No.1976340

>>1976317
one observational, self-reported study does not convince /sci/

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>>1976331
Sometimes, people say "mfw" instead of all that.

Speaking of which,

>mfw it's a pervy Swedish professor telling young girls to not wear bras

>> No.1976397

>>1976140
This, are there anymore to this set?

>> No.1976414

>>1976108
Ba-DUM-Tshhh

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digital art is digital, yo.
the rest of the set are a bunch of frogs and witches and stuff
http://erooups.com/2010/06/09/fantastic_work_of_photographer_sornacchia_34_pics.html

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