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1970598 No.1970598 [Reply] [Original]

Why isn't Keith Richards dead yet?

>> No.1970600

because he shoots heroin up his cock vein every single night before he kisses his great great great great great great great grandkids goodnight.

>> No.1970605

Because they all signed a deal with Satan for longevity and success.

>> No.1970615

Demons don't die, they just change face.

>> No.1972538

I expect he can afford pure drugs
and always gets a sensible dose and no rubbish cut with it.

His drugs probably come from a doctor and have pharacutical labels on them.

>> No.1972547

>>1972538

This

It actually is'nt so bad, if this is the case.

Besides, the only serious health problems with use of heroin and other most opiates have, is that they're highly addictive, with painful withdrawal symptoms.

The stuff itself is pretty much 'non-toxic'.