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Gods Creation > Atheist-Science Creation

>> No.1968510
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>>1968499
>I'm a christfag, a tripfag, a narutard and an obvious troll

GUYS I THINK WE HAVE A NEW RECORD!

>> No.1968515

Hey noctis, Naruto has magic and that is a sin. You're going to hell, boy.

>> No.1968520

>>1968499
>whites>spics>niggers>sandniggers>kikes>nippons>weeaboos>narutards
fix'd

>> No.1968519
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>>1968510
You forgot:
-Cubician
-Romanticist
-Deist
-Ninja / Mixed Martial Artist
-Taoist
-Jew
-Buddhist
-Muslim
-Hindu
-Not Brian
-Prophet of Imagination
-Nature Love (hippie)

>> No.1968524

>>1968519
I don't think your mom let's you being a hippy. Enjoy getting high on glue.

>> No.1968527

nah, it's not magic, it's illusions, much like muhammed who tried to troll hindus that their god was eating his own feces
naruto is kind of the avatar of some demon, thus he can transform, this is all religious science

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>>1968527
Tell me how you know my secrets of transformation!

>> No.1968546

>>1968530
Krishna and Shiva are equal beings who bestow their blessings on either demons or sages, they can't exist without each other, but they are both always fair.
If you worship the destroyer (renewer) you will sometimes be saved from judgement of the sustainer.
That's why naruto is some kind of demi god.
Where do you think Dragon Ball Z got their inspiration from?
Shiva protecting his servants from Krishna, with napalm coming out the sky and atombombs being thrown.

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>>1968530

>> No.1968554
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>>1968546

i haz a question!

What do each of the tails represent!?

>> No.1968557

>>1968554
dildos in you arse

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Oh kay an easier question!

What does my key represent?

:3

>> No.1968568

>>1968554
without googling, it must mean his wide range in the universe. and each of the tails has the extension of every body part, of which can freely manouver with, he can reach anywhere without being there. naruto is merely his avatar.
he is even present in the higher planets, the vaikuntha's.

>> No.1968572

>>1968567
he can obviously unlock his divine aspect as the demon fox god and access magnitudes of terrible power which he can use for his own mortal sense gratification.

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>>1968572
>>1968568
A very surreptitious explanation,
I like, I like, you're slightly off on the tails though, but sweet deciphering x)

>> No.1968582

>>1968579
I am only thinking in divine qualities, I am playing the role of psychopath in this world and it feels good man.

>> No.1968585

ugh, its aether.

Instead of sageing this. Go to a diff thread thats below this one, that doesnt suck, and bump it up with a reply.

sage

>> No.1968590

IMO you're giving too much attention to this Noctis tripfag.

Just ignore it, like /a/ did, and hopes he gets a permaban in its trip whoring. Or that it goes to troll in another board.

>> No.1968604

God created science since the very moment he decided to make us rational and curious

sage for narutard

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jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>1968609
Rule number 1. Composure.

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>>1968625
for satan, fucker!!!!!!!!!!

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>>1968633
Rule number two. Abstraction.

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>>1968643
my power level is over 9,000

>> No.1968670

ATHEIST AND SCIENTIST ARE NOT SYNONYMOUS

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Rule number three. Limitless.

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Rule number 4. Experience.

>> No.1968689

>>1968684
okay this is getting too erotic for me

>> No.1968692

why thread still alive?

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The best of man is like water,
Which benefits all things, and does not contend with them,
Which flows in places that others disdain,
Where it is in harmony with the Way.

So the sage:
Lives within nature,
Thinks within the deep,
Gives within impartiality,
Speaks within trust,
Governs within order,
Crafts within ability,
Acts within opportunity.

He does not contend, and none contend against him.

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What is the difference between assent and denial?
What is the difference between beautiful and ugly?
What is the difference between fearsome and afraid?

The people are merry as if at a magnificent party
Or playing in the park at springtime,
But I am tranquil and wandering,
Like a newborn before it learns to smile,
Alone, with no true home.

The people have enough and to spare,
Where I have nothing,
And my heart is foolish,
Muddled and cloudy.

The people are bright and certain,
Where I am dim and confused;
The people are clever and wise,
Where I am dull and ignorant;
Aimless as a wave drifting over the sea,
Attached to nothing.

The people are busy with purpose,
Where I am impractical and rough;
I do not share the peoples' cares
But I am fed at nature's breast.

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The perfect traveller leaves no trail to be followed;
The perfect speaker leaves no question to be answered;
The perfect accountant leaves no working to be completed;
The perfect container leaves no lock to be closed;
The perfect knot leaves no end to be ravelled.

So the sage nurtures all men
And abandons no one.
He accepts everything
And rejects nothing.
He attends to the smallest details.

So the strong must guide the weak,
For the weak are raw material to the strong.
If the guide is not respected,
Or the material is not cared for,
Confusion will result, no matter how clever one is.

This is the secret of perfection:
When raw wood is carved, it becomes a tool;
When a man is employed, he becomes a tool;
The perfect carpenter leaves no wood to be carved.

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Using the male, being female,
Being the entrance of the world,
You embrace harmony
And become as a newborn.

Using strength, being weak,
Being the root of the world,
You complete harmony
And become as unshaped wood.

Using the light, being dark,
Being the world,
You perfect harmony
And return to the Way.

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wow I already made a /k/ and a /v/ one


do I need to make a /sci/ one too?

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Fuck off.

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Nature says only a few words:
High wind does not last long,
Nor does heavy rain.
If nature's words do not last
Why should those of man?

Who accepts harmony, becomes harmonious.
Who accepts loss, becomes lost.
For who accepts harmony, the Way harmonizes with him,
And who accepts loss, the Way cannot find.

>> No.1968754

OP youre gonna like this song (no joke)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGpoEPcmOK4

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>>1968754
excellent!

>> No.1968795

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zMGQX766HY

I prefer this song.