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which head controls what, /sci/?
my brain is full of fuck

>> No.1967190

I think usually only one has control over the body
Dunno tho, maybe look it up?

A more important question is: how do they not end up wanting to kill each other?

>> No.1967211

Generally speaking, they each control one arm and one leg. Sensations in the middle of their torso are felt by both. To answer the question everyone's wondering: They both can probably feel their shared vagina.

>> No.1967214
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1967214

A few years back /x/ got a hold of this. Apparently some guys at there school organized a months long sting the get this picture.

>> No.1967223

>>1967214
A month long shoop.

>> No.1967226

>>1967223
I'm not so sure, if it's a fake, it's the work of a master.

>> No.1967227

>>1967214
For real?

There must be some more.

Situation: One consents, the other does not. The one who wants to controls most of the body.

>> No.1967234

>>1967214
it's a really good fake. Had me fooled until I saw the original photos side by side

>> No.1967249

>>1967234
Really? Well shit, it was a convincing story, especially since we had a few weeks of build up talking about getting a guy in on it to ask them out, and get them comfortable with the idea.

>> No.1967251

>/x/ got ahold of this
>even dignifying it with the assumption that it might be legit
Seriously /sci/ I am disappoint

>> No.1967260

>>1967251
That's rather dismissive. Every board has it's fuckheads, but /x/ can have some good fact finding and investigation threads too. Or do I need to mention the trolls physics threads I see in here all the time.

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>>1967249
>/x/
>convincing story

>> No.1967262
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>> No.1967264

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel

>> No.1967268

>>1967260
Of course it's dismissive. The whole PURPOSE of /x/ is posting complete bullshit.

>> No.1967276

>>1967268
You forget that /x/ was also the /sci/ board before the split.

>> No.1967277

If you had sex with it but only one head wanted to, would it be considered rape of the other head?

>> No.1967281

do they take turns eating?

>> No.1967284

>>1967276
Oh yeah, and THIS /sci/ board is sooo much better, I can't imagine how awesome a /sci/ board combined with alien abduction stories and demon summoning must have been! Damn, to have lived in that halcyon utopia...

>> No.1967291

>>1967281
They can, or they can both eat different things at the same time, whatever they want.

>> No.1967295

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkKWApOAG2g

>> No.1967296

Masturbation must be so incredible for them. Think about it, everyone HAS to masturbate, but they literally can't without actually having sex (of a sort). I bet they can't keep their hands off each other. "Hey, want me to put my hand in our vagina?" "Ok. Oh godd that feels so good, now let me put my hand in our vagina." "ohhh yesss"

>> No.1967326

Ok, admit it. You would fuck them (I'm confused with pronouns here) for the crazy notch in your belt. Dude, TWO woman's heads orgasming at once? Shit, son.

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>>1967296
Whoa. I never thought about that. Awesome...

>> No.1967334

>>1967326

What if only one came? What if only one consented?

Schrodingers rape. Beautiful.

>> No.1967337

>>1967296

I got a halfie. lol.

>> No.1967339

>>1967334
Wow. Leave it to 4chan to think of this stuff.

>> No.1967340

>>1967334
That's a good point and I would be willing to test my hypothesis. This is really bringing up some interesting points, /sci/

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>>1967334
I don't think only one can orgasm, the sensations of the vagina would be shared. However, legally, I do think the courts would determine that it was rape (or at least sexual assault) if only one head consented.

Goddamn, they're 20 now, I would so hit them like an angry fist of god

>> No.1967367

they're real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkKWApOAG2g

>> No.1967378

FOREVER NOTALONE

exactly what every member of 4chan needs

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>>1967378
What if you were a male with a female siamese twin... Is that even possible?

>> No.1967390

>>1967383
Well.. I'm assuming they're a single split zygote? I.. don't really know how that works. I mean their faces look a little different but they'd have to be "identical" twins, right? I don't think fraternal twins could fuse together like that.

>> No.1967400

Do they get separate grades or are they allowed to take a test "together"?

>> No.1967403

Can one of them die with the other still alive, like if one of them gets shot in the face or something?

>> No.1967407

>>1967383
>>1967390

can't have fraternal conjoined twins. it is a zygote dividing incompletely. they share the same dna

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>>1967403

>> No.1967416

>>1967412
No, because each of their brains is controlling half of their body, I would presume. You can't really live with one lung, can you?

>> No.1967420

>>1967416
Can't you?
Shiiiiiit.

>> No.1967427

>>1967403
If one dies the other will normally follow. That's because they share a circulatory system, and the necrosis will spread through the blood, killing the rest of them. What a hospital would do in that case is excise the dead parts before the damage was irreversible.

But there are plenty of cases where siamese twins died of natural causes (old age), and after the first died the 2nd shortly followed. Of course being superstitious god fearing folk they blamed the 2nd death on retarded bullshit, because he was the evil twin or something equally gay, otherwise God would have let him live on.

>> No.1967433

>>1967416

notsureifserious.jpg

Anyway, I guess it'd depend on which head and how the functions are shared. I suppose it's theoretically possible that shooting of them in the head (presuming it didn't cause bloodloss that killed both of them) would severely paralyze the remaining twin (and I assume the dead head would need to be "removed".)

>> No.1967435

It every case I've read of conjoined twins who remain joined into adulthood, the second always seems to die quite soon after the first, possibly to do a combination of physical problems and unbearable grief.

>> No.1967456

>>1967295
I wish they had daddy issues, so they would do a pron.

>The best thing about being conjoined twins is there is always someone there to talk to.

:(

>> No.1967485

2 girlz 1 cunt. It has possibilities.

>> No.1967490

>>1967485
FUND IT

>> No.1967492

>>1967485
you have to deal with twice the talking for probably half the sex.
bad idea

>> No.1967499

>>1967492
But it's like 2 sex for the price of 1.

>> No.1967508

TTWOOOO HEAAADEEDD GGIIIIRRRRLLLLLLL
>Any /mu/tant /sci/entists?

>> No.1967510

>>1967492
I've been married for 20+years...

I automatically zone out when a woman starts talking.

>> No.1967521

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkKWApOAG2g
link related

>> No.1967523

>>1967433
The two of them are fused at the hips, literally at the tailbone (they share the same large intestine and a small part of the small intestine).

Therefore, at the bottom, they share a circulatory system. They have two hearts, three kidneys, but only 1 (enlarged) liver, and necrosis would kill that single liver dead fast, fast, fast.

>> No.1967524

omg siamese twins are fail. so fuckin weird!

>> No.1967526

Dual core human ftw!

>> No.1967528

>>1967524
Get out until you want to fap to them, or never come back. This is no place for your kind!

>> No.1967529

>>1967508
Yeah. I didn't want to be the one to say it.

>> No.1967535

>>1967526
Lol, nice analogy. Except they also have separate memory, so they're more like two networked computers. That would be awesome if you had two consciousnesses in one brain though.

Oh wait, isn't that split personality disorder?

>> No.1967537

>>1967529
It's cool. These intellectual types haven't seen the NMH derping
>They think it's a potato!

>> No.1967541

What's that thing where the brain gets split down the middle and both halves independently carry on being brains and controlling half each?

I guess this is the same, but each brain gets a head of its own.

>> No.1967563

>>1967541
Like corpus callosum split surgery?

>> No.1967578

>>1967264
"They expect to date, get married, and have children"

>> No.1967581

>>1967578
But... How... Do they have one husband? Is that polygamy? I... Don't know how they plan on working that out.

>> No.1967611

I think they could give wicked oral judging by the orientation of their heads. I'd hit it.

>> No.1967618

>>1967611
Offers to buy them ice cream, get's them one cone to see what they do with it...

>> No.1967628

Imagine what it would look like to see the twins kissing each other. It would be like kissing yourself. Gosh, there are so many possibilities.

>> No.1967694

You guys know that they married last year and are having a kid sometime soon?

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>>1967214
IS THIS A THREESOME???

>> No.1967802

Obviously many questions i want to ask but here are a few.
1. what would happen to them during childbirth? the epidural or the "natural way"? what would happen to the kid's self-esteem with a "slingshot" mom?(no offense, just observation)
2. If the husband favors one head more often than another will the second head be jealous? should she be jealous? I think the only way for them to survive is to be very emotionally stable but I'm still very curious.
Sex should be interesting.

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>>1967628
>>1967296
Something sort of like this.

>> No.1967871

>>1967694

source and how the fuck does that work?

>> No.1967874

I'd love to have a threesome with them

>> No.1967881

Goddamn I think is this hot. I would so marry a chick with two heads.

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>>1967874
It's more like 2 and a half.

>> No.1968002

>>1967296
made me lul

>> No.1968230

>>1967694
[citation needed]