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So, why haven't you publish a scientific paper yet?

>> No.1958716
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1958716

I prefer to watch.

>> No.1958714

I have, it was the high point of my pathetic life, and I don't expect to top it.

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>>1958714
what on bro?
>>1958716
anti-sage

>> No.1958750

>>1958717
Nothing that /sci/ would even call science.

Some descriptive paleontology.

>> No.1958755

So, I was right. None of you have done a fucking thing to contribute to science.

>> No.1958758

>>1958750
what organizmz?

>> No.1958761

It's hard to publish in math as an undergraduate.

>> No.1958763
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1958763

Too busy making butthurt relifaggots.

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1958769

I am not here to make science, I am here to enable the most amount of people to do science.

>> No.1958777

Because I'm still stuck in GE hell and will be here for two years more. Then it'll still be awhile before I have a firm understanding of my field. Then it will be awhile more until I get to write about it.

>> No.1958782

too lazy. Also only have a BS.

>> No.1958783

>>1958769
haha sure buddy, you're just the bringer of light

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1958796

>>1958783
Hey, it's tough finding people batshit crazy enough to attempt to reconstruct Manna over the next 30 years.

>> No.1958801

>>1958796
I'll volunteer for that.

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>>1958801
Awww yeeeeeeeeee

>> No.1958811

>>1958796
not as tough as people on /sci/ that know shit about science beyond regurgitating what they heard on wikipedia.

>> No.1958814

>>1958758
You almost certainly haven't read it, and I can't stay anon and answer that. So it's kinda one of those "believe it or not" things.

>> No.1958826

>>1958814
>and I can't stay anon and answer that
so?
Dude just tell me what its about, I'm sure theres more than one paper about it.

>> No.1958820

>>1958811
>heard on wikipedia
read on wikipedia rather
>inb4 someone still corrects me

>> No.1958825

I'm a Sophomore barely going Jr....
; __ ;


Fucking undergrad programs in my school are too unpredictable

>> No.1958832

i am trying to write a paper now.

/sci/ keeps distracting me.

>> No.1958850

>>1958712

Because I'm still an undergrad with out any actual research.

>> No.1958860

Because I'm not a scientist, just a guy interested in science out of curiosity.
Most of my scientific education comes from wikipedia.

>> No.1958863

I'm too busy piecing together a homebrew tabletop game

>> No.1958865

>>1958826
>I'm sure theres more than one paper about it.
Nope, not at all. It's pretty obscure and unique, that bit of rock.

It doesn't matter. I've got a semi-retarded friend with no college and a complete inability to form sentences that has been published in paleontology, all you need is a novel topic, or a new specimen.

>> No.1958871

>>1958860

This

>> No.1958876

>>1958860
then why are you HERE?

>> No.1958883

>>1958876
Because I can, and because fuck you, you elitist asshole.

>> No.1958886

>>1958876
>implying an actual scientist will ever be on 4chan.

>> No.1958898

>>1958886
I have six working PhD's on my facebook friends list, and at least one seems to be a /b/tard. I ran into a former professor of mine once on Newsvine...

Never say never.

>> No.1958985

>>1958865
>It's pretty obscure. You've probably never heard of it.
Lol.

>> No.1958993

because I am a liberal art major

>> No.1959000

>>1958712
I did, in college.

But now I'm just a simple manufacturing scientist. I don't do research; I use the scientific method to qualify manufactured technology.

>> No.1959010

>>1959000

You're an engineer in scientist's clothing.

>> No.1959016

>>1959010
I wish I had the math skills to be an engineer.

I run quality experiments on medical testing supplies.

>> No.1959039

>>1958883
>you elitist asshole.
the fuck?

>> No.1959047

>>1959010

ie you dress terribly for a faggot

>> No.1959069

>>1958985
Comparative vertebrate anatomy? If no, then fuck off, you've never heard of me.

If yes, sound off, we might have something to talk about.