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1957385 No.1957385 [Reply] [Original]

So how do I make a perpetual motion machne?

>> No.1957392

A/6=72%(95>62.6)x35^84

>> No.1957400

>>1957385
first make an apple pie

>> No.1957416

You must first invent the universe

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1957442

>>1957385
1) harness latent thermal energy
2) DO NOT CALL IT A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE FFS
3)???
4)profit

>> No.1957453

>>1957416
>>1957385

I could imagine both of these coming from Michael Scott's mouth.

>> No.1957461

Bubbles.

>> No.1957471

Simple. Sell your soul to Maxwell's demon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell's_demon

>> No.1957514

>>1957471
Maxwell's demon only accepts souls with a high velocity though.

>> No.1957547

Blasphemy !
Energy will be required to actually measure the speed of the molecules therefore maxwell's demon would not be a closed system

>> No.1957553

>>1957385
Practice

>> No.1957565

on this board we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

>> No.1957586

define divison by zero

>> No.1957602

the first rule of thermodynamics is that you do not talk about thermodynamics. second rule: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THERMODYNAMICS. ok

>> No.1957620

>>1957602
made me lol

>> No.1957635

be an engineer or math major

ask a girl out

she will run away in perpetual motion

success!