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1955495 No.1955495 [Reply] [Original]

My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and told the most prayers at church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bible

>> No.1955502

LULZ

>> No.1955504

>>1955495
Brilliant.jpg

>> No.1955510

>>1955495
Not this again

>> No.1955512

I'm saging you to hell

>> No.1955513
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>(I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening)

>> No.1955516

LOL brother john...why oh why didn't you photoshop him with a pope hat on? I lol'd at this..

>> No.1955517

>>1955512
U mad that you are not as enlightened as Brother john. Stupid atheist

>> No.1955522

Best troll thread i have seen in a while 10/10

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>> No.1955534

>>1955495
God tier troll
Also mybfolder.org?

>> No.1955550

This the best variation of this meme that i have seen

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1955562

>Stuff was SO enlightening

>> No.1955570

I'm personally just happy to see that John has gotten off the alcohol and out of the club scene. I was worried about the direction his life was taking.

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1955596

>>1955570
but he died