ITT, the dumbest things you've ever heard in class. >"I don't think we've ever gone to space or the Moon. It's just too HIGH UP..."

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Anonymous Fri Oct 22 20:41:21 2010 No.1936028 [Reply] [Original]

ITT, the dumbest things you've ever heard in class.

>"I don't think we've ever gone to space or the Moon. It's just too HIGH UP..."

>>	Josef !!nUf2NflSAyw Fri Oct 22 20:44:21 2010 No.1936044 Are acids radioactive? I mean they're donating protons

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 20:48:21 2010 No.1936062 >>1936028 Are you sure by "we" he didn't mean the two of you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 20:49:21 2010 No.1936070 "The moon is bigger than the sun, retard. Ever look up at the fucking sky? Fucking retard!"

Anonymous Fri Oct 22 20:50:21 2010 No.1936079

One girl in the middle of lesson:

>"I witnessed a wonder! Praise the lord! I have been ill for one week, but now I'm cured!"
She had the flu.
And no, she wasn't joking, she's a die-hard christian. I couldn't stop laughing the entire day... I think she hates me now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 20:50:21 2010 No.1936082 "Global warming is the theory that the earth's core is getting hotter and heating up our planet"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 20:50:21 2010 No.1936083 >>1936044 I actually enjoyed that. I think I'll troll some friends with this phrase.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 20:51:21 2010 No.1936084 One of my classmates once insisted that there were 4 stars in the solar system.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 20:51:21 2010 No.1936087 Religion & Philosophy class, year 12. "Feminists? Aren't they a kind of Lesbian?" I collapsed into laughter, but my books didn't muffle the laugh quite like I hoped and the girl left the classroom crying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 21:35:21 2010 No.1936279 >>1936087 >>1936087 what is so laughable about truth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 21:38:21 2010 No.1936289 File: 32 KB, 574x721, 1270696115307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >there's no way we could have ever been to the moon, i mean how could they get a car on the moon? >mon visage

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 21:38:21 2010 No.1936293 Why is iron hydroxide a base?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 21:38:21 2010 No.1936296 my teacher was from europe, I have all of you beat

Anonymous Fri Oct 22 21:39:21 2010 No.1936298

"evolution theory claims the earth originates from the big bang"

not trolling, was in a presentation in the final year of what americans would call high school. For Philosophy. I literally laughed my ass off, when asked why I explained how it was horse shit. Entire group of people around me backed me (the 'smart' group) and we got her to fail the presentation

sweet justice

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 21:39:21 2010 No.1936303 >>1936279 Have you never heard the phrase: It is funny because it is true?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 21:40:21 2010 No.1936306 >>1936279 no lesbians still have sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 21:42:21 2010 No.1936314 >>1936087 She wasn't wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 22 21:43:21 2010 No.1936317 >>1936306 well played, /sci/entist

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 02:33:21 2010 No.1937389 When talking about the Tsunamis in biology class back in highschool... "So, there is a end to the ocean, right?" Said it with a completely straight face. He was a Haitian immigrant, but still...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 02:37:21 2010 No.1937401 >>1937389 That class must have shook him up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 02:47:21 2010 No.1937437 >>1937401 CARLOS

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 02:48:21 2010 No.1937440 "Humans need oxygen, also known as H2O to breath"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 02:50:21 2010 No.1937456 >>1937440 lol wow i hope someone didnt actually say that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 02:52:21 2010 No.1937460 >>1937440 i lol'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 02:52:21 2010 No.1937461 "The anthropic principle is a sufficient explanation for the fine-tuned constants of nature."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 02:53:21 2010 No.1937464 >>1937456 Sadly a girl did, the whole class erupted in laughter and someone had to explain the mistake to her.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 02:58:21 2010 No.1937479
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in A.P environmental science:
teacher has us bring in snacks to illustrate biomass in a food chain (retarded day at end of the year after the test) the following is about peanut butter

>"is that the chunky kind because I cant eat that"
>"no its the creamy kind"
>I walk over and say "why can't you eat the chunky kind"
>"Im alergic to peanuts"
>I explained that the creamy peanut butter would be like putting a shotgun in her mouth
>doesn't understand but stops, saved her fucking life.

>her face when

>>	Fuck Tater Tots !Q0FFaggoT6 Sat Oct 23 02:58:21 2010 No.1937481 "The Earth is not millions of years old, like this video states. Scientifically, it's probably around 12,000 years old." - Ecology Teacher in High School.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:01:21 2010 No.1937485 >>1937481 more like LIE school I see what I did there.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:02:21 2010 No.1937489
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*Discussion on Intolerence in current day's world

Good things like Homophobia and Immigration Comes up.

Teacher then says "Another great example is the Obama Healthcare plan"

This being totally wrong, really nearly the opposite, I ask How?

"Because there are a lot of people who disagree with it"

mfw

>>	Fuck Tater Tots !Q0FFaggoT6 Sat Oct 23 03:02:21 2010 No.1937491 File: 23 KB, 500x475, 1287716840039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1937485 My knee has been slapped.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:04:21 2010 No.1937498

>>1936028
can't remember anything but this is one on my stupid moments.

>Gov class.
>teacher puts a tomato on a students desk and says catch up.
>I was like "Wha-a-a-at"
>The whole class looks at me like a retard.
>I said "wait how does a tomato mean catch up"
>"WTF does that mean a tomato doesn't = faster"
>Teacher "ketchup"
>oh

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:06:21 2010 No.1937502 In high school history class a few years back, we were talking about the Holocaust. A girl makes the following comment: "That was a really good way to lose weight"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:10:21 2010 No.1937521 Not in my class, but in high school my U.S. History teacher told us one time that a girl in another teacher's class didn't recognize a map of the globe. EVERYONE in my class groaned, laughed, or facepalmed. Not exaggerating or bullshitting this.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:11:21 2010 No.1937522

"Einstein got poor grades in grade school because all the knowledge of the universe was floating around in his head"
"crazy isnt it? I wish I got poor grades in school so I might be a supper genius."

this was taken from an 11th grader and a 12th grader, both seemingly intelligent.
I died a little that day

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:16:21 2010 No.1937542 "I believe in god"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:16:21 2010 No.1937545 >>1937479 epic win

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:17:21 2010 No.1937549 "I'm an atheist" also "I am 100% certain there is no god"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:21:21 2010 No.1937561 >>1937549 butthurt fag believes in magical wizards

>>	:D !!s2uh28knASO Sat Oct 23 03:23:21 2010 No.1937569 File: 64 KB, 500x375, 1286761081712_f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1937498 >>1937498 Dude passs that shiiiiiit see what i did there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:24:21 2010 No.1937573 >>1937561 nope, just not a retard atheist

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:25:21 2010 No.1937576 "Well... there MIGHT be a god." "You can't disprove god!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:27:21 2010 No.1937581 >>1937549 Are you 100% certain that invisible flying unicorns and spaghetti monsters don't exist either? Derp. Fagnostics make the worst arguments ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:32:21 2010 No.1937597 >>1937581 why would I be? I am a faithless person, unlike silly atheists

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:56:21 2010 No.1937699 Away from religion shit, one girl in my class said "i thought it was called All-timers" (for alzheimers). And for the most part, it seems to me that most people are saying that girls blurt out the stupid comments.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 03:59:21 2010 No.1937706

in high school economics class, there was this dumb mexican girl who used to always talk down on the smart people. teacher was talking about gas prices.

her: "but like..the prices can't go like higher than $10 a gallon."
teacher: "it can't?"
her: "well..it shouldn't..."

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:12:21 2010 No.1937748

>>1936070
Oh god its the worse when theyre wrong, but theyre calling YOU the retard.

Happened once to me when i said the sun is also a star like all the others in the sky

He called me a retard because the sun is bigger and everyone else called me a retard.

Also a few nights ago, another guy i know was convinced the stars and moon were wizzing across the sky..... it was the clouds moving.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:20:21 2010 No.1937770 >>1936028 History class girl (of course) "Why do all these old maps look the same when the continents are moving apart?" teacher and I laughed our asses off

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:28:21 2010 No.1937794 "How are we even going to use this in life?" Makes me rage every time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:41:21 2010 No.1937832 >>1937794 why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:42:21 2010 No.1937835 >>1937832 because he likes her but she thinks he is a fat dork

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:43:21 2010 No.1937840 >>1937835 thought it was that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:47:21 2010 No.1937855 >>1937794 once met someone like that.... it was basic fucking algebra D:

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:47:21 2010 No.1937856
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"If we can't do anything with radioactive waste, then why not send it to space?"
I learned over the year the guy is actually kinda cool just poorly with incidents like space shuttles exploding in the atmosphere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:48:21 2010 No.1937858 File: 53 KB, 231x251, 1286998184150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >where's canada?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:48:21 2010 No.1937859 >>1937856 Poorly educated

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:48:21 2010 No.1937861 >>1937748 Jesus, where do you live? I live in North Florida, just a stone's throw from Georgia, and everyone I know around here knows the basics of the basics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:51:21 2010 No.1937867 Have azn friend. Girl asks him whether hes Japanese or Chinese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:52:21 2010 No.1937870 A. People in Nigeria are called Nigerians. B. That's RACIST!!! A. Then how are they called? B. African-Americans. true story btw.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:52:21 2010 No.1937871 >>1937867 lol

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:53:21 2010 No.1937873
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>In world history
>Learning about Spartans and Greeks and shit
>Teacher says Spartans were some of the most powerful land warriors in history
>But that they kinda sucked at naval combat.
So a girl says, "Why would they fight over belly buttons?"

>Teacher makes contorted face, says naval means water military forces.
>girl goes, "oooohhhhhhh" and continues to draw hearts and shit on her paper
>Teacher then says how Spartan naval fleets were easily bested by Athenians, who wouldn't stand a chance against Spartans if they were to fight on the ground.
So the same girl pipes up again, "If they were so good at land battles, why didn't they just take their islands with them whenever they went to go fight the bad guys?"

>MFW
>TeacherFW

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:54:21 2010 No.1937876 >>1937870 >african-africans

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:56:21 2010 No.1937879 >>1937873 >apsie with no sense of humor oh u

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:56:21 2010 No.1937880

I'm in U.S. History class and we're in a debate over the Cuban missile crisis. We are up for a more peaceful way of deal with the crisis and the stupid one is up for tactical airstrike(auto assigned groups)

And just as her group tries to prove their point in how good their option is, she opens her mouth and says, "What if diplomacy doesn't work? Are you ready to start a war with the U.S."
"So Kathrine, your about to start a war within your own territory?"
"NO! I'm talking about us fighting the U.S."

I stopped there... stupid bitch..

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:57:21 2010 No.1937882 My biology teacher - "Fish can breathe because water contains oxygen, in H2O the O is oxygen", still can't convince him that it is just dissolved oxygen...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 04:57:21 2010 No.1937883 >>1937867 oh come one thats not SO bad. They all rook same!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:00:21 2010 No.1937886 >>1937883 Chinese have no second eyelid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:00:21 2010 No.1937888 File: 59 KB, 600x358, how-about-no-bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1937873 >Athenians wouldn't stand a chance against Spartans if they were to fight on the ground.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:01:21 2010 No.1937889 >>1937882 Wow good thing he isnt a science teacher.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:01:21 2010 No.1937890

In my college anthropology class, were grouped into small little clusters so its easier for the teachers to pass out shit (theres like 200 students in this auditorium class, and like 6 teachers)

this girl in my little group says, "evolution is based off of facts, but, like, its not a fact". I gave her a look of frustrated rage that was boiling so hard she actually looked kinda scared when she looked at me.

This girl is the dumbest thing too. That was at the beginning of the year. When we were talking about NAGPRA, she's like, "Natives are all related, so like, they should all get everyones remains!" and "I dont see why theyre arguing over this spirits and stuff, theyre all christians anyways"

We just started going over the whole Man: A Course of Study controversy in the 70s, and shes like, "It made America and God and Jesus look bad! Its good that it was cancelled!"

I swear to whatever power that holds reality together this girl is the dumbest bag of shit.

She doesnt even fucking try. For tests and shit, we have to hand out questions for each person to review, and then we share our reviews so everyone gets all the info, and her reviews are always grammatically butchered, horrendous spelling errors, run-on sentences and nonsensical bullcrap.

Although i think its just this girl. everyone else in the class seems relatively intelligent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:03:21 2010 No.1937897 >>1937873 >implying that ever happened

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:04:21 2010 No.1937901 >>1937897 yup, i am. her name was gina. her myspace page is full of references to her love of heavily muscled boy toys in raggedy jeans

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:07:21 2010 No.1937906 >>1937901 u jelly coz u cant fuck her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:08:21 2010 No.1937907 >>1937906 LOL yea alright dude, this girl had some looks, but if you knew anything about what she does at parties, you would avoid her like the plague

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:11:21 2010 No.1937918 File: 6 KB, 252x260, hmm1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1937907 >but if you knew anything about what she does at parties go on...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:15:21 2010 No.1937924 >>1937918 lets just say that instead of a hallway, she has a wide open opera house...full of termites and rats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:17:21 2010 No.1937929 >>1937924 why don't you help her clean the place up. perhaps you can get some singers to perform there and help your community.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:18:21 2010 No.1937934 File: 940 KB, 1065x900, 1282611601750.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1937929 >>1937929 gee what a good idea

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:23:21 2010 No.1937950 africa is so much bigger then America, why don't they just invade us, thats one example hate going to class sometimes and dealing with retards saying dumb shit all the time or asking 2 many questions

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:24:21 2010 No.1937953 >>1937950 you shoulda used quotation marks DUMBASS >>1937924 she done anal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:25:21 2010 No.1937956 >>1937953 I doubt he knows. He is just calling her a whore because he got turned down when he finally mustered up enough courage to ask her out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:26:21 2010 No.1937959 >>1937953 are you that retarded, that you dont understand what im saying with out thme

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:35:21 2010 No.1937974 >>1937959 It's more difficult. That's why we have rules of language, so we can more easily understand each other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:36:21 2010 No.1937975 >>1937956 naw bro. i would never consider asking this bitch for anything. not sure why you dudes are so hung up on it though

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:41:21 2010 No.1937978 >teacher: "So, there are natural light sources and artificial light sources. What do you think the sun is, Simon?" >"Um.. artificial." Simon was a die hard gangster. Simon is now unemployed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:42:21 2010 No.1937980 >>1937959 wow dude learn to sentence structure. Are you that retarded you cant use them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 05:46:21 2010 No.1937985 Dumbest thing I ever heard was outside of class but I figure I'll contribute anyway >A: You did this for reasons X and Y >B: But that's not the case >A: Case? What are you, some kind of lawyer? >C: Exactly!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 06:12:21 2010 No.1938024 a girl : >I hope my birthday will never be on friday 13th. me : >what's your date of birth ? the girl : >may 6th

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 06:23:21 2010 No.1938038 >>1937873 assburhgerhs fag detected Life must be hard for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 06:24:21 2010 No.1938042 "I'm late or class because I forgot my bible"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 06:26:21 2010 No.1938045 >Whenever you learn a new word, a new braincell gets created in your brain, and the better you memorize it, the stronger and bigger it becomes. Philosophy class "theory of learning" at university held by a Ph.D.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 06:27:21 2010 No.1938046 >>1937461 But it is. Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 06:30:21 2010 No.1938051 "Australia and Mexico are owned by us, right?" This was from a dumb broad I was in a class with in high school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 06:31:21 2010 No.1938052 >>1937597 >faithless >theist Ahurpaderp?

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 06:35:21 2010 No.1938059
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I was 5-6 years old. My family was over at my cousins house or something. Somehow the topic of astronomy came up, and I mentioned that some stars are bigger than our sun. My uncle (twice removed thank god) tells me "a sun is a sun and a star is a star"

I just looked at him like he was retarded...

First time in my life I realized adults could be idiots too.

>mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 06:35:21 2010 No.1938060 >>1937856 How is that stupid? Expensive? Sure. Overreaction, especially when Earth has a lot of good storage options? Yes. But, not an option to ignore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 06:37:21 2010 No.1938064 My AP US History teacher: "There are no happy liberals. They're always finding some problem to get worked up about."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 07:04:21 2010 No.1938119 >>1938064 >"There are no happy liberals. They're always finding some problem to get worked up about." Your AP History teacher: confirmed for IRL troll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 07:25:21 2010 No.1938169 Kid had a keychain on his backpack that said "How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? Turn over for the answer." The other side says the same thing. Girl sees it and proceeds to flip it 10 times or so before saying "I don't get it" Seriously.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 07:55:21 2010 No.1938233 My cousin facepalmed herself with the following statement. "I think euthanasia is wrong because its racist to give youths in Japan and China better things than the euthinafrica" I literally shot tea from my nose when I heard that.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 08:12:21 2010 No.1938265

>>1937748
It's always the retard who calls others retarded.
I've been "proved wrong" a few times. It was always like "No, look at The Someguy's Effect" or "Durr, as if X didn't happen". Usually slightly insulting, but it's because I deserved it.
When I'm right and the faggot on the other side is totally, absolutely wrong, it will usually be "YOU FUCKING RETARD, TIME IS 4TH DIMENSION" (this is usually what I hear in discussions about geometry with 4+ SPATIAL dimensions).
>>1937794
I'm guilty of this... I did it once, but now I learned my lesson. Never again.
Even captcha is laughing at me - "think areloney"...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 08:48:21 2010 No.1938336 File: 32 KB, 600x450, Baww.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] From people who heard that I like astronomy: >So, you like astrology?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 08:51:21 2010 No.1938344 >>1937706 >>1937890 Anybody who uses "like" in the middle of a sentence is, like, not as smart as they think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 08:53:21 2010 No.1938349 >>1938344 Like, duh, I only use it at the beginning and ending of every sentence pretending to be all smart like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 08:59:21 2010 No.1938362 >>1938349 Word

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 09:04:21 2010 No.1938376 >>1938344 I use it specifically to look like this. I mean, like "So she was, like 'Derp'". As far as I recall, this is called, like, stylization. Or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 09:12:21 2010 No.1938381 Don't need to think about my answer. "So when was Hitler alive then? Was it around the late 90s? Or was it later?" I shit you not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 09:14:21 2010 No.1938384 "Can we make a nuclear bomb? Just a small one ofcourse"

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 09:20:57 2010 No.1938393 [DELETED]

Someone I know, who doesn't have an interest in science, but continuously asks me questions about quantum mechanics and particle physics, just because he is 'curious', asked me things like this:
>What exactly is a quark?
>Why wouldn't this work? (links me a magnet troll physics picture)
>I thought hadron was the name of the guy who paid for the circle thing
>Why can't anything move faster than light?
>Is light a wave or a quark?(i'm not joking)
I saved the best for last
>Him: Schroedinger's cat is a load of bullshit, there is no un-certainty, the cat WILL die, the INSTANT you start the machine (not joking)
>Me: Don't bother unless you actually know what you are talking about.
>Him: Oh, you are angry because I am right and you are wrong? Fuck you and your useless theories, quantum mechanics and particle physics hasn't contributed anything to society and it never will.
>Me: I will personally make sure you never get a quantum computer when my colleagues perfect the theories.
>Him: I don't give a flying fuck about dead cats, my computer will always be powered by electricity and run on binary, so you can take your quantum mechanics and shove it up your arse.
*he rage quits*

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 09:22:21 2010 No.1938398
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1. "Religion is right because it is written over a long time period."

2. "Religion is right because the majority of people on earth believe in something religious."

3. "Dinosaurs never existed; the bones are just put there to test our faith."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 09:24:21 2010 No.1938402 >>1938398 on number one: the bible is right because *

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 09:30:21 2010 No.1938409 girl in my university studding chem engineering: "I think there are good reasons why some people can't sleep." she meant people with insomnia and that they can't sleep because they did something wrong and now can't fall asleep because of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 09:38:21 2010 No.1938426 Friend TA grading papers finds: >"force of enersha" I kid you not, the physics broomball team named themselves that because it was so hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 09:41:21 2010 No.1938432 "Break dance is from Korea , don't you guys know anything?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 09:41:21 2010 No.1938433 >>1938398 Are her eyes just freakishly high up on her face or what? It's just creepy how little actual head she has above them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 09:46:21 2010 No.1938444 some girl on God: "I beleive in the messages of religion.." "I think there's something out there..... I just don't what know it is" dumb bitch

>>	Mounir Sat Oct 23 09:52:21 2010 No.1938465 File: 209 KB, 440x410, 1286092151994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT butthurt atheists bitching about religion

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 09:59:21 2010 No.1938485 >>1937699 >And for the most part, it seems to me that most people are saying that girls blurt out the stupid comments. that's because females don't have a goddam filter on their retard mouths.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 10:00:21 2010 No.1938488 But what if negative?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 10:05:21 2010 No.1938509 File: 114 KB, 1024x768, 1285059717858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you think? Archive the stupidity of mankind?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 10:15:21 2010 No.1938532 File: 3 KB, 250x242, 1264382583261.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1938509 >never landed on moon, facts prove it >go and search WMD I don't even.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 10:19:21 2010 No.1938543 >There is no gravity on space you idiot grumpy math teacher on HS

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 10:20:21 2010 No.1938546 >>1938398 That woman has said things I didn't know could even be said without being completely and utterly ridiculed. Richard: "The evidence is in every museum." Wendy: "Well if there was any it would be in museums." Richard facepalm

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 10:28:21 2010 No.1938558 "How big are germs, are they like the size of flys" I would of laughed harder if she was a bitch but she was just dumb

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 10:35:21 2010 No.1938568 A friend of mine that was Jehovah's Witness: Him: It's not true because is not in the bible. Me: And if they put it in there? Him: Then it's true. Never talked abaout religion with him again,

Bone !!o+la6a7y6sl Sat Oct 23 10:41:21 2010 No.1938584

I've got a good one... just heard recently.

>"So who has a guess as to the population of the whole of Africa?"
>*Girls gets called on*... "Just take a guess, miss."
>Uhmmmm I don't know? Like 200 Billion?
>"I'm sorry did you say Billion or MILLION?"
>"Billion"
>Class laughs

at least she wasn't volunteering to answer

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 10:41:21 2010 No.1938587 >>1936028 she is right ... the md nivedm and sun are of same size in the sky ... so are equally HIGH UP ... has any fucktard heard someone landing on the sun ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 10:46:21 2010 No.1938597 >>1937889 SHE IS

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:04:21 2010 No.1938641 >My biology teacher - ... still can't convince him >good thing he isnt a science teacher. >SHE IS All kinds of reading comprehension going on here

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:14:21 2010 No.1938673 >>1936028 " 'cause it's just wrong, anyway it's not on the test so you don't need to know." -PHD in Astrophysics to a student asking a simple question on measuring average orbital distance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:15:21 2010 No.1938677 > "Cellphone frequencies must be bad, that's why my ear get WARM when on the phone" That just after the prof. stated that the frequency is very unlikely to interact with any molecular bond in our body.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:19:21 2010 No.1938697
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>>1937794
IMO some general knowledge is useless as you can just google it if you ever need it.

Written with history class in mind.
General outline of history: interesting and usefull.
Detail of history: useless for most.

Also, some kid trying to impress his femfriend "Rain is wet because it consists of... HO2!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:27:21 2010 No.1938726 >>1938677 Lots of proof starting to come out saying cell phone use isn't the best thing for you. I'm sure in 30 years people will look back and think "why the fuck would people do that?" >Never owned one and never will.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:27:21 2010 No.1938727 File: 19 KB, 386x384, 1277319180533.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW i know that's Shashi kapoor

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:28:21 2010 No.1938733 File: 77 KB, 400x300, bachchandeewaar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:29:21 2010 No.1938740 File: 19 KB, 277x280, Vinod-Khanna_9564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kouvtav chearkes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:33:21 2010 No.1938749 Girl asks: "So where are you from" I respond: A bit north of the Amazons: "Uh? <span class="math">what[/spoiler] is that?" This was in college too....ffuuuu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:44:21 2010 No.1938785 >>1938726 dumbnut, physics and chemistry aren't going to change drastically in 30 years.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:49:21 2010 No.1938802

sitting at the beach one night, talking with friends

girl: "...did you know scientists now think that Earth may be a part of the Milky Way? And that the Milky Way is actually a 'galaxy' which is made up of hundreds of stars?"
me: "uh...yes. I did know that. We know our solar system is in the Milky Way."
girl: looking at me like im stupid "what? but, how? the Milky Way is above us, how can we be a part of it?"

>night goes on, i attempt to explain to this girl that all stars are NOT the same distance from Earth, that there is more than one galaxy, that we are IN SPACE and various other shit I thought was common knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:55:21 2010 No.1938814 >>1938802 oh! i just remembered another one from that same group of friends. boy: "we dont really need to breath oxygen. as long as we're breathing out Carbon dioxide, our bodies dont really care what we breathe in. ...i need new friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:55:21 2010 No.1938815 File: 51 KB, 720x540, 1284756790988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't tell which was worse. "If the earth was in space, we'd all die because there's no air." or "Kant was right about everything."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:56:21 2010 No.1938819 >>1938726 Cell phones operate at almost the exact same frequency as wireless internet. You have wireless internet signals propagating all around you all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:56:21 2010 No.1938820 I walked into a classroom and this stuff was written on the board from the previous class: >ISLAM >Al-Quaeda >Al Jazeera >Al Roker

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:56:21 2010 No.1938821 "H2O2 is bubbly water" -my 9th grade science teacher at a christian school

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:58:21 2010 No.1938827 "It can't be true that stars have a finite amount of fuel to burn... That means the Sun would have stopped by now."

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 11:58:21 2010 No.1938828

Not in class, but when I was about 9 I got into a heated argument with my best friends mom that got me thrown out of his house. The issue?

She was adamant that the sun was the biggest and hottest star in the universe "by far". It was about this time that I lost all faith in adults.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 12:01:21 2010 No.1938843 >>1938726 >confusing "proof" with "unscientific conspiracy bullshit" cool story, bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 12:03:21 2010 No.1938854 >>1938815 i like kant....

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 12:09:21 2010 No.1938863 >>1938815 kant did really well. i mad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 12:18:21 2010 No.1938886 >>1938673 What (s)he talking about Kepler's Third Law? Depending on how on the difficulty of the class, it could've been an incomplete version of the equations (i.e. P^2 = a^3 measured in years and AU respectively).

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 12:31:21 2010 No.1938946 >>1937882 >>1937882 >>1937882 that's true for some cold water fish but e.g. carps can live in decorative ponds and extract oxygen directly from the water molecules

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 12:35:21 2010 No.1938957 English class this year - "Leonardo da Vinci, wasn't he in titanic?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 12:51:21 2010 No.1939013 File: 94 KB, 560x767, 1272093809774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bumping a nice thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 12:54:21 2010 No.1939027 In elementary school(7th grade), but still: Debating whaling Girl: "Can't we just give the whales painkillers before shooting them?" I laugh until it hurts Girl starts crying

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 12:59:21 2010 No.1939043 "evolution has been happening for several lightyears..."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:02:21 2010 No.1939051 >>1938854 >>1938863 Kant has died over 200 years ago, it's only natural that (by now) a few things he said turned out to be wrong. But I still stand he is, by and large, right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:02:21 2010 No.1939055 "The Sun is located in the middle of the Milky Way" -My elementary school teacher She refused to believe me even after I showed her a passage from our textbook that proved her wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:04:21 2010 No.1939057 >>1939055 Look at the sky, don't you se the galactic core?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:04:21 2010 No.1939058 >>1937856 I agree with him actually We should send our radioactive waste into space

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:06:21 2010 No.1939064

Guy behing me talking about how obama isn't a citizen and how he is the anti-christ.
Day we are assigned to do debate papers I tell him he should do that.
Girl overhears me telling him that he should do his paper on how he isn't a citizen
That's so racist to say he's not a citizen just because of his religion.
Mfw I never said I agreed
Mfw I never said ANYTHING about his religion
Mfw I don't have any faces saved

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:09:21 2010 No.1939073

I GOT THREE FAILS AT THE SAME TIME. I was showing someone this:
<span class="math">1 = \sqrt{1} = \sqrt{(-1)(-1)} = i^2 = -1[/spoiler]
Then, of course:
>Hah, but you can't have the square root of a negative number.
And someone else:
>But the √1 isn't 1... it's plus or minus 1!!!
And another one:
>But the square root of isn't 1... it's like 0.3 or so!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:10:21 2010 No.1939078 girl: "dont you know that all the ice on the north pole is already melted! They have satellite images of it!" teacher: "where did you hear that?" girl: "I read it on a Japanese website"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:13:21 2010 No.1939086 >>1939073 Fuck, I can't find where it's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:13:21 2010 No.1939087 >>1939073 >But the √1 isn't 1... it's plus or minus 1!!! This is correct, isn't it? Also, \sqrt(-1)(-1) =\|= i². \sqrt(-1)*\sqrt(-1) would be i²

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:13:21 2010 No.1939089 >>1937882 Talk to some higher ups and get his ass fired! If you don't, he will spawn thousands of idiots!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:14:21 2010 No.1939093 NIGGER.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:18:21 2010 No.1939104 Our school had a canned food drive where we competed with other schools by weighing the cans. A guys says "We should freeze the cans before we weigh them so they weigh more." I almost cried.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:19:21 2010 No.1939110

>>1939087
>>1939087
>>1939087
HAHAHA, you're worse than him. Okay, look:
√1 = +1 only. But the square roots of 1 are +1 and -1. The symbol √ means the principal (positive) square root. Just think about it. In the quadratic formula, for example, why would you have <span class="math">\pm\sqrt{...}[/spoiler]. If what you said was true, the plus/minus would be redundant!

Also, √(ab) = √a√b That's what I did in the i^2 step.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:21:21 2010 No.1939117 >>1939110 No you are the worst. Ok, so if that was redundent, than what would you put there??? Yeah, thats right Square root of a postive value will yield the positive and negative of its square roots

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:23:21 2010 No.1939122

I teach a physical science course for high school freshman. I had an exam question that asked: "What is the purpose of a wedge." The answer: "To help making getting the up or into something." The worst part is I had to read this like three times becuase I thought I was missing something. Then I realized that she was just stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:23:21 2010 No.1939125 >>1939117 You would put only a + there, you dumbfuck. But because √ only refers to the positive root, you need a plus/minus. Retard.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:24:21 2010 No.1939128
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6th grade, cafeteria line, evolution comes up:

Some especially dumb looking and dumb sounding classmate says "I didn't evolve from no monkey"! I try and come to grips with what he was saying (it was only 6th grade and I didn't know much about creationism). I try and explain to him why the biological theory of evolution is valid when some fat hall monitor lady comes up and agrees with the dumb dude, saying "monkeys don't brush their teeth, but people do, we aren't related to them".

>mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:24:21 2010 No.1939129 File: 7 KB, 220x188, TROLOLO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1939117 <span class="math">1 = \sqrt{1} = -1[/spoiler] Problem, /sci/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:24:21 2010 No.1939130 >>1938426 >broomball That's some fun shit right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:41:21 2010 No.1939182 bumping because thread died

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:42:21 2010 No.1939187
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Christian School 8th grade life science class teacher:

Her:
>Oil can be formed in a few thousand years if there's enough pressure and heat.

Me:
>Oil takes millions of years to form because heat and pressure can't do it in a few thousand years, also the oil had to come from pre-historic creatures i.e dinosaurs.

> She dismissed my argument entirely and said god put oil in the earth.
>mfw

I fucking hated christian private school. Only stayed there a semester before going back to public school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:46:21 2010 No.1939200 >>1939187 I feel your pain. Got switched to one in 7th grade and stayed in until I graduated. If not for the football team, I would have GED'd it or dropped the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:46:21 2010 No.1939201 "Light is pure energy"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:51:21 2010 No.1939216 >>1939201 It is you fucker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:52:21 2010 No.1939219 Me: ...and I found out that sodium hydroxide is corrosive too. Friend: HOW CAN IT BE? IT'S NOT AN ACID!

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:53:21 2010 No.1939224

Me: Maybe it might work if you extrapolated it into the 4th dimension.

Him (an actually really smart guy (skipped a grade of high school) who understood that we are talking about spatial dimensions):
>You mean the 5th dimension because time is the 4th dimension.
his face: ^_^

My face: -.-

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:54:21 2010 No.1939226 >>1939201 It is. Of course, you might be raging about the use of the word "pure," in which case I would agree with you. Otherwise, GTFO my /sci/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:57:21 2010 No.1939235 >>1939224 fuckin lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:58:21 2010 No.1939238 "If someone jumps off the eiffel tower they won't bounce"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 13:59:21 2010 No.1939246 >>1939238 lolwut context plox?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:01:21 2010 No.1939249 >>1939238 well, I guess it isn't wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:01:21 2010 No.1939253 >"steel is not an element"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:02:21 2010 No.1939255 >>1939246 In physics class. Argument between me and a girl, she said a body wouldn't bounce, I said it would. Physics teacher agreed with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:02:21 2010 No.1939258 >>1939253 It's not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:06:21 2010 No.1939279 >>Dumb girl says something unintelligent. >> I MUST BELITTLE HER IN FRONT OF THE REST OF THE CLASS. >> Her friends get upset with you and beat you up. >>I HATE JOCKS THEY ARE SO MEAN TO THE NERDS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:06:21 2010 No.1939280 >>1939253 Is that your final answer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:07:21 2010 No.1939284 >>1939253 0/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:08:21 2010 No.1939289 >"The moon landing was not faked."

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:10:21 2010 No.1939292

>>1938376
I took a debate class in high school, the teacher's first exercise required each student to give a 5 minute talk on a given subject without using: goes, um, like, or uh.
Goes and like were acceptable only in proper context.
You'd be amazed how many people could not do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:13:21 2010 No.1939302 >>1939292 I understand the rest but how do you use "goes" out of context, I never herd anyone use it before

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:13:21 2010 No.1939305 >so if like a bit of acid rain comes out of a coal plant and lands in a forest, will it like, catch fire?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:16:21 2010 No.1939309 In 8th grade, I got a physics test back from my teacher In one of the answers I had used variables to prove that Energy=Power*Time or some similar shit She told me to use numerical examples instead of variables

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:25:21 2010 No.1939351 >>1938827 This is true though. It's fusion, not combustion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:36:21 2010 No.1939386 >>1939302 So I goes to Shelly, I goes "You shut your whore mouth, when men are talking".

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:42:21 2010 No.1939408

>Subject: Wireshark Topic: Chap 04 Discussions
Author: John ------- II Date: October 4, 2010 4:17 PM
I just did the wireshark assignment . I really feel like a hacker now. being able to view other people web history info Just so i can feel better what are some good things about having a software like this???

>Subject: Re:Wireshark Topic: Chap 04 Discussions
Author: Tyler ------- Date: October 4, 2010 7:00 PM
I think it just shows what YOU're currently sending/recieving.

>Subject: Re:Wireshark Topic: Chap 04 Discussions
Author: John ------- II Date: October 5, 2010 10:09 AM
yes.and it tell you about others on your network too

This is a 300 level network class.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:48:21 2010 No.1939422 File: 34 KB, 450x248, tf2_engineer_closeup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This happened yesterday. >Friend: What is that? >Professor: It's a distance meter. >Friend: But what does it measure? >Prof. face when

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:51:21 2010 No.1939430 >>1939302 It goes like this, Whooosh! Instead of little Johnny goes to the bathroom when he needs to piss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:53:21 2010 No.1939433 "We haven't gone back to the Moon in 40 years." >implying they ever went to the Moon.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:58:21 2010 No.1939443
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>>1939408

They'll learn about Ethernet broadcast and promiscuous mode on NICs by the time they get halfway through their first-

>This is a 300 level network class.

>my face

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:59:21 2010 No.1939449 >We share a common ancestor we apes I can't believe people still believe in the fairy tale of evolution.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 14:59:21 2010 No.1939452 File: 171 KB, 448x480, 1283235848652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1939433 Don't even try it, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:02:21 2010 No.1939467 >>1939128 >"I didn't evolve from no monkey"! The proper answer is "You sure didn't."

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:12:21 2010 No.1939504

>>1939443
Mine too man, mine too.
I'm sailing through this class, just a sophomore here and at best I skim the chapters and do the assignments with just what I've picked up along the way in life.

Shit makes me sad for the Computer Science field. At this rate we will never be considered a real science.
What I signed up for:
Computer Science
What I though I'd get:
Cutting edge technology, serious math, study the formalization of process and problem solving.
What I got:
This is computer, it does math.
This is a network it's how computers talk.

mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:15:21 2010 No.1939514 >>1939386 People actually say that? Hahahahaha, I thought that was just an Italian-American stereotype.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:18:21 2010 No.1939523

>Relativity has got to do with time and space. It's like (Christopher Reeves') Superman, where Superman flies backwards around the earth really fast, crossing over the time zones the other way, and goes back in time to save Lois Lane.

-Earth Science class, freshman year HS, from the teacher.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:19:21 2010 No.1939531

>>1939504
Computer Science means a lot of things. Schools are still very schizophrenic about the curriculum because they're trying to satisfy and established degree for a field that is growing exponentially. People don't see computer science as a real science because for the most part, it isn't. There are more technicians and engineers in computer science than scientists.

>>	The Jew: Aether !uipCI.PwdY Sat Oct 23 15:19:21 2010 No.1939533 "God is a man"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:23:21 2010 No.1939541 >>1939504 Very very very true.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:24:21 2010 No.1939544

>>1938677

Being microwaves, they can cause localized heating of tissues at the distance (right by the ear) and power (a bit under 1 watt) of typical cell phone use.

There's no danger of ionizing radiation at these wavelengths, but the long-term effects of thermal stress from habitual cell phone use is not yet well understood. The results of studies thus far are not looking too promising safety-wise.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:29:21 2010 No.1939559

>>1939531
Indeed, I'm just lost in the part where I wanted the science and got the engineering.

Using computers to solve problems if kid stuff. Writing programs is challenging to a degree based on the complexity of the problem.
The science of it, however, is what I am interested in. Finding new ways to organize knowledge and solve problems, still looking forward to that. Perhaps at the grad school level.
Anyway, if my sophomore ass is face-palming at the junior level courses then I think I'm in the wrong school. I'm learning stuff here, the math classes are pretty decent but most of the interesting compsci stuff I learn on my own.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:41:42 2010 No.1939585 [DELETED]

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>Debating in speech class on gay marriage
>Topic shifts to Bible and history of Church
>I explain that people thought the earth as 6,000 until Copernicus and Galileo came along
>Speech teacher disagrees, says Copernicus and Galileo thought that the earth was 6,000 years old.

>>mfw

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:42:21 2010 No.1939591

>Debating in speech class on gay marriage
>Topic shifts to Bible and history of Church
>I explain that people thought the earth revolved around the sun until Copernicus and Galileo came along
>Speech teacher disagrees, says Copernicus and Galileo were geocentrists.

>>mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:52:21 2010 No.1939625 >>1939585 >>1939591 Way to change your story, fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:53:21 2010 No.1939626 >>1937440 that's like when I was 6 and thought that fish used the oxygen of the water's molecules to breathe

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 15:58:21 2010 No.1939651 >>1938045 so knowledge is a brain tumor?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:01:21 2010 No.1939665 >>Biology teacher says "Well, evolutionists believe in the big bang, which was an explosion that created things such as bacteria." She was dead serious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:03:21 2010 No.1939671 >>1937522 >this was taken from an 11th grader and a 12th grader, both seemingly intelligent. they could be rather intelligent allright it's just that average-people propaganda that caught them

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:05:21 2010 No.1939675 >>1939665 and that's why christians should never be allowed to teach

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:08:21 2010 No.1939683 >>1936044 well... at least she had some reasoning

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:09:21 2010 No.1939688

Oh hai
I'm underage b&, but whatever.
>In World Geography class
>Bored as fuck, already know the entire curriculum
>Teacher brings up something about Lithuania
>"Carly, can you point to Lithuania on that map back there?"
>"Where's that? Africa"
ALL MY HATE
Also, Biology class
>Dozing off, already know the curriculum
>Some dipshit nigger we've got in the class remarks after the teacher says something about amino acids
>Keep in mind this is Honors class at my school
>"Amino acids? Like rats?"
>teacher's face when
>wat.jpg
>"Oh no wait! It says ah-mie-no. That's a big word!"
I shit you not.
My teacher almost killed himself
I hate my country

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:12:21 2010 No.1939697 >>1937479 >I explained that the creamy peanut butter would be like putting a shotgun in her mouth you mean like awesome? why did ou have to whiteknight about it? many lulz could be spared from that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:15:21 2010 No.1939708 > Everything I know about Albert Einstein I learned from that Yahoo Serious movie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:27:21 2010 No.1939736 >>1937950 that's moar likely than you think

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:28:21 2010 No.1939741 >>1938726 Where's the evidence, fag?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:35:21 2010 No.1939763 Some blonde chick in algebra class back in high school. "How do you spell weird?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:36:21 2010 No.1939768 "The devil put fossils in the ground to trick us." Rage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:39:21 2010 No.1939778 >>1938677 warming something up doesn't mean that it interacts with molecular bonds not even fucking eggs have their molecular bonds affected by frying

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:40:21 2010 No.1939785
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In ap gov class senior year, we discuss the morality of underage abortions.

> "I mean, if girls can get birth control when they're not 18, I don't see why they can't get an abortion too. They're basically the same thing."

>My face, my teacher's face, and essentially half of the classroom's face when

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:42:21 2010 No.1939791 > in french > translating from english > orange juice > or-ange jewwwice?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:45:21 2010 No.1939798 >>1939791 >jewwwice >jew lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:45:21 2010 No.1939800 >>1938802 tl;dr: never got laid

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:46:21 2010 No.1939802

>>1939741

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/02/080214144349.htm
http://gizmodo.com/5117230/early-results-from-largest-ever-cellphone-cancer-study-are-horribly-depre
ssing

When a site that actually LIKES gadgets like cell phones carries the story...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:47:21 2010 No.1939804 How many days a year does it rain on the sun? Not fucking kidding you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:51:21 2010 No.1939815 >>1939804 holy loly

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:51:21 2010 No.1939821 >>1939802 yeah it's the "many people do it so it can't be bad" reasoning used in the case of cigarettes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:53:21 2010 No.1939829 >>1939778 You don't have to break chemical bonds to denature a protein and fuck up its operation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:53:21 2010 No.1939831 >>1939785 but... you were right... weren't you? : \

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:55:21 2010 No.1939834 >>1939829 yes I know about tertiary structure and hydrogen bonds where exactly do we disagree?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:57:21 2010 No.1939843 >>1938821 Your science teacher and a chemist walk into a bar...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 16:59:21 2010 No.1939851 >>1938946 no

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:03:21 2010 No.1939862 File: 73 KB, 428x510, 1267413275851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1939027 why did I fucken rofl picturing that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:04:21 2010 No.1939865 >>1939043 do you have evidence to the contrary?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:06:21 2010 No.1939875 File: 26 KB, 219x265, 1264527985186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1939865 Are you trolling? Please tell me you're trolling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:07:21 2010 No.1939879 >1939865 It makes no fuckin' sense. If trying to describe time, it doesn't make sense. If trying to describe distance, there's no default reference frame, so it doesn't make sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:08:21 2010 No.1939883 >>1939129 please someone explain why is that wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:08:21 2010 No.1939885 >>1939875 what are you some kind of rare earth theorist?

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:09:21 2010 No.1939891

>>1939802
>The whole debate on cellphone use.
You mean yet another thing we use or could come in contact with daily could cause cancer?!? NO WAI!

Still going to use a fucking phone, still going to use it on speaker since I don't like walking around with it held to my head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:11:21 2010 No.1939896 >>1939885 Do you know what a lightyear is?

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:12:21 2010 No.1939904

>>1939891
>Still going to use a fucking phone, still going to use it on speaker since I don't like walking around with it held to my head.

I can respect that, but you have to admit it's fundamentally different to darn liberul alarmist they be spredin communist propaganda becuz they hatin my freedum of using sellphone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:14:21 2010 No.1939912 Boy, there's a good sized lot of faggots in this thread!

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:17:21 2010 No.1939921

>>1939896
unit of measuring astronomically big distances, duh?

you claim that throughout that bigass universe our planet is the only place where evolution occured?

sure we don't have solid evidence for life existing in other plants but claiming life only exists here or that evolution only occurs to earth-based life is an extraordinary claim in its own right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:17:21 2010 No.1939922 >>1939896 365 days times the speed of light

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:18:21 2010 No.1939926 >>1939921 Non-existence is the default. The burden of proof is in finding evidence of extraterrestrial life in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:20:21 2010 No.1939930 File: 52 KB, 464x371, over9000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1939922 THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:21:21 2010 No.1939933 >>1939921 What? Look, "evolution has been happening for several lightyears" is silly because it implies that a lightyear is a measure of time. It's a fairly common error.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:22:21 2010 No.1939938 >>1939926 >Non-existence is the default. Yeah... we have many earth like planets in our proximityto test the validity of that. Life just magically popped out here because God.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:26:21 2010 No.1939950
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>>1939933
>is silly because it implies that a lightyear is a measure of time
well that's like... your assumption man....

I put some good faith and thought that >>1939043 was just a quote with a simple grammatical error instead of saying something something really stupid. Extraordinary claims you see...

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:27:21 2010 No.1939954

>>1939938

I agree that it seems very unlikely that we are unique in that regard, but we cannot assume that without evidence. That would be both illogical and unscientific.

Also I am non-religious. You can take your presumption and shove it directly up your ass, sir.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:31:21 2010 No.1939963

>>1939954
>we cannot assume that without evidence. That would be both illogical and unscientific

yeah since only strictly positivistic conclusions backed up with solid evidence are likely to be true

stop hiding behind the anthropic principle you faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:38:21 2010 No.1939983 >>1939922 Actually it's ((365 days * 24 hours * 60 minutes * 60 seconds) * 299,792,458 m/s) metres

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:52:21 2010 No.1940051
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>going to eat at a pizza buffet with a friend of mine
>couple of christian teens with pamphlets and shit stop us in the parking lot
>try to convince us that their imaginary friend is real
>I explain to them the concept of evolution in as quick a way as I know how so that I may get pizza faster
>I ask one of the girls to explain to me how it's possible, if there is no evolution, to breed different species of dogs, seeing how they should surely be familiar with all kinds of different dogs (and like all girls they probably love those genetic fuck ups, Pugs)
>"That's microevolution, not macroevolution, living things still don't change that drastically over time in a natural environment".
>..........(mfw)
>ha ha alright well I'm going to go eat pizza

I still haven't figured out exactly what the hell she was trying to imply but I did eat a lot of bbq chicken pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 17:53:21 2010 No.1940055 Sex ed in high school, genius girl blurts out a great one liner. "Can you get pregnant from a blowjob?"

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:01:21 2010 No.1940085

60+yo teacher listening to a students ramblings while somehow looking at the ceiling (just his way), student suddenly stops:
>Are you even listening to me?!
facepalm.jpg

Same student other month:
>And as you can see, my list is sorted chronologically from A to Z.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:02:21 2010 No.1940093 Guy who has phd in molecular physics tries to teach our physics class that the cathode is a positive electrode in a CRT. Told him he was wrong and laughed at me. Next lesson he apologized :D

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:04:21 2010 No.1940101 >>1940051 These are technical terms in Creation Science. Microevolution - things creationists do not argue with Macroevolution - things creationists do not believe

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:06:21 2010 No.1940107 >>1940055 depends... can you autocunnilingus? CAPTCHA: mounom people xD

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:08:21 2010 No.1940113 >>1940101 stop talking about creationism as if it had any relation to science

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:09:21 2010 No.1940119 >>1939073 Not a mathematician, but is the reason this is wrong that the range of the square root function is restricted to the natural numbers? Or is that statement true or what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:10:21 2010 No.1940128 >>1940113 Humor is not allowed here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:13:21 2010 No.1940147 "Marx wasnt communist you idiot, gosh... some people" I am still to figure out how i didnt jump over the table and killed him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:13:21 2010 No.1940149 >>1940051 todaywasagooddayicecube.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:13:21 2010 No.1940150 >>1940128 in a board devoted to aspenger's and other forms of autism? do you have to ask?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:15:21 2010 No.1940157 >"The moon landings were not filmed in a studio." God! That man was a raging USA shipper. The whol school made fun of him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:16:21 2010 No.1940161 >>1939963 If you think the anthropic principle is the basis of such a position, you have a misunderstanding of at least one of these things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:17:21 2010 No.1940166 Teacher said that the earths gravity is caused by its rotation

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:17:21 2010 No.1940167 >>1940157 >the whol school I read this out loud and I laughed my ass off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:19:21 2010 No.1940173 >>1940167 Oh SHIIIIIIIIIT! A whole 'E'!!! REALLY!!!! THE WHOLE LETTER!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:23:21 2010 No.1940198 File: 31 KB, 429x410, 1287699275684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1940173

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:25:21 2010 No.1940208 had a guy in my calc class ask why numbers multiplied whined up up in the numerator

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:25:21 2010 No.1940211 File: 103 KB, 400x400, wtf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1939963 >implying your faith-based assumption of extraterrestrial life doesn't hide behind the anthropic principle also: >positivistic conclusions >positivistic

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:27:21 2010 No.1940217 Not exactly in class, but I once saw an astrologer try to explain retrograde motion of the planets as being due to a sinusoidal component of the Earth's orbit. Complete with wacky diagram.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:27:21 2010 No.1940218 >>1937890 >> "evolution is based off of facts, but, like, its not a fact". I'm an Evolutionary Biology grad student. She's absolutely correct. We haven't proved evolution as anything beyond a probable theory yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:27:21 2010 No.1940221 >>1940211 Are you implying positivistic isn't a word?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:28:21 2010 No.1940226 >>1940218 We haven't proved "natural selection" Evolution IS proven Hell even the common flu evolves with time

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:29:21 2010 No.1940231 >>1940218 Well... ehm, the proofs are almost so conclusive now we might as well just call it a fact, wouldn't you say?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:31:21 2010 No.1940242 >>1940218 >proved >probable theory You're not quite up to speed on this whole scientific method thing, are you? >>1940221 More like someone ran to a thesaurus to distract from a flawed argument.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:32:21 2010 No.1940253
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>>1940231
>implying he was not trolling
>Implying one can say "I'm an Evolutionary Biology grad student. She's absolutely correct. We haven't proved evolution as anything beyond a probable theory yet." with a straight face

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:32:21 2010 No.1940255

>>1940218
Clearly you are a liar, or you would be aware that evolution due to selective pressures is an observed phenomenon. It's a fact that can be clearly seen by anyone with any time to experiment and perform observation. It's not up for debate THAT it happens. The theory of evolution more entails the how and why, because there is no question that it happens.

The current theory of how and why evolution occurs may be incorrect, but that's why we're always looking for more data.

T͞͠ú̶̷r͏p͡͝i͢͢n̕̕͜ G̢̡í̵̢ra͘r̷̨̛d Sat Oct 23 18:33:21 2010 No.1940258

I swear to god this happened. I don't remember what we were talking about, but it wasn't a religion class, it was Black studies, at an HBCU.

"I trust in God, because God is one letter off from 'good', and devil is one off from "evil."

The response from me that got me kicked out of class for disruption?

"Oh, that's cool, because I don't use Hellmann's mayonaise because it's got 'Hell' in it's name, and I also bike without a helmet because it's one lettter off from 'hell'."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:33:21 2010 No.1940260 >>1940218 >>1940226 >>1940231 Motherfucker, proofs are for math not science. Science is empirical.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:34:21 2010 No.1940261 >>1940242 >More like someone ran to a thesaurus to distract from a flawed argument. >implying samefag to cover his fail

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:35:21 2010 No.1940269 >>1940261 Are you frustrated?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:37:21 2010 No.1940290 >>1940261 Wasn't samefag, I simply pointed out your fail. Also, you're an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:38:21 2010 No.1940297 >>1940269 >lololol I trol u

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:39:21 2010 No.1940303 >>1940297 I see you aren't happy about having your piss-poor trolling shut down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:40:21 2010 No.1940308 >>1940303 no u

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:41:21 2010 No.1940313 >>1940308 :3

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:46:21 2010 No.1940341
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When we do find life, extraterrestrial or otherwise, there's only one way to deal with it.

Also you jerks saying bad things about girls obviously haven't had sex or you'd have trained yourselves to kiss their ass like your detractors have done.

Everyone knows goddess-sisters never say stupid things like boys always do. It's biological or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:48:21 2010 No.1940351 File: 4 KB, 127x125, Hero of DC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >talking about BP oil spill >girl asks if anything got mutated or radiated from oil

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:53:21 2010 No.1940372 >>1940351 >coworkers believe that using oil-eating bacteria to remove the spill is the cleanest method because it's natural and won't release CO2

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 18:59:21 2010 No.1940389
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>>1940341
>my face when I keep correcting my girlfriend in all the stupid blabbery that comes out of her mouth like "vegetarianism is a healthier lifestyle" or "a feminist government would be equal to everyone"

>>	Ryuzaki !!iyHkbLAIj1Y Sat Oct 23 19:06:21 2010 No.1940428 >>1939778 hope you're trolling...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 19:10:21 2010 No.1940449 What is the dominant religion in India? Girl in class: uhhhhhhhh Locate India on a map. Girl in class: UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Ryuzaki !!iyHkbLAIj1Y Sat Oct 23 19:16:21 2010 No.1940490 >>1940341 wat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 19:28:21 2010 No.1940566 ITT: Lots of made up stories.

Anonymous Sat Oct 23 19:34:21 2010 No.1940592

>>1940566
Can't say anything about anyone else but I'm >>1940051 and as sure as I type this sentence that shit happened. It took place outside of a Ci-Ci's pizza in Gastonia, North Carolina, sometime last summer, just prior to my 21st birthday. I would have taken a picture, but that shit was just too stupid to waste space on my phone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 19:37:21 2010 No.1940606 Had a kid in my senior physics class tell me they should put windmills on the moon because since there is no air resistance we could just get them rotating and then have them produce electricity for ever. I couldn't even bring myself to facepalm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 19:56:21 2010 No.1940728 File: 11 KB, 242x209, 1271805451449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bumping for more buffonery

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 21:35:21 2010 No.1941239 File: 8 KB, 253x222, 20061129morbo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1940606 WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 23 23:20:21 2010 No.1941799 A girl that I was really attracted to was talking with me. We got onto the subject of WW2 somehow, and she said it's a good thing Hitler won. I was confused, so I asked her to tell me how he won. She thought Hitler was on the Allied side.

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