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1922870 No.1922870 [Reply] [Original]

The golgi apparatus is the best fucking organelle in your shitty cells, and don't even try to deny it.

Golgi thread.

>> No.1922876

>implying nucleus or mitochondria

>> No.1922890

>>1922876

Those boy loving faggots haven't got shit on the motherfucking golgi.

>> No.1922901

you're stupid it's definitely the fucking smooth endoplasmic recticulum

that shit processes drugs

>> No.1922902

It is pretty fucking awesome.
Vesicles are, like, my favorite things everrrr...

But oh fuck, mitochondria... I mean, they ARE fucking prokaryote derivatives that serve as an integral part of a eukaryotic cell... Pretty tough to beat that shit...

Sorry, Golgi, but I'm torn between you and mitochondria...
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>>1922876
The nucleus isn't that great... It's just a fucking safehouse for our pansy eukaryotic DNA.

>> No.1922920
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1922920

fuck you all, lysosomes are the shit!

>> No.1922931

>>1922920
>>1922920
*cough* *cough*
Golgi: "But we made you!"

>> No.1922939

>>1922931
Lysosome: Bullshit! I ripped my way out of your pansy ass!

>> No.1922946

It's all about the plastids. Chloroplasts are the best organelles anywhere by far. Stupid asses.

>> No.1922956

FUCK GOLGI

obviously the mitochondria is the best, but my pick is the ribosomes. I mean shit, these things help transcribe the fuckin DNA/RNA. thats some gangsta shit

>> No.1922965

>>1922870
Rough ER is the best. The Golgi has nothing on it.

>> No.1922966

>>1922956
>implying ribosomes are organelles

>> No.1922967

Golgi: *sics newborn, brainwashed lysosomes on the rebel* GET HIM!!!!!!

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>>1922870
HAI GUISE, i waz talkin to mai buddy adar and he sez dynein shud take an brake, guess u can sit thar an do nuthin for a whiel LOL xD

>> No.1922976

>>1922956
Ribosomes are either in the cytoplasm or on the rough endoplasmic reticulum. ಠ_ಠ
On their on, ribosomes are not organelles.

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>>1922971
A WILD FREE RADICAL APPEARS

>> No.1922989

>>1922967
Lysosome: "Come get some, Golgi! I'll run circles around your ass!"

>> No.1922995
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1922995

Ribosome reporting in. I'm basically a biological Turing Machine.

>> No.1923001

>>1922995
That doesn't look membrane enclosed to me...
:\
I don't trust this guy...

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>>1922990
FFFFF

PIGs, Catalase, get in hear plox!

>> No.1923051

I love /sci/
:D

>> No.1923377

are you guys kidding? voltage gated ion channels for the win. fucking transistors. designed by god.

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>>1923377
trollface.jpg

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1923401

well hi there, BITCHES

>> No.1923410

The best organelle in my shitty cells is the glorious chloroplast? Eating food? FUCK THAT SHIT I MAKE MY FOOD.

>> No.1923413
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1923413

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

>> No.1923434
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1923434

What about me, guys? I'm totally adaptive and fulfill dozens of important functions. I'm like a storage shed, pressure regulator, garbage dump, acid factory, and retaining wall all in one. You don't even know all the cool shit I can do! Give me a chance!

>> No.1923491

>>1923410
>implying you have chloroplasts

>> No.1923530

Chloroplasts are the best organelles, hands down.
Mitochondria are the second best.

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>>1923413

Anon uses carbon monoxide, it's super effective!

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>>1923491
implying I don't.

Pic related it's me.